#neow

[stevesgother]

sabrina: joe, i don’t know if you know, but it’s actually cuffing seaso—

joe:

[ohmewhatsthis]

the thrilling sequel that came like a day after because i am assaulted by visions!

[the-final-sif]

Okay, so I've been hard at work editing in all the ancients dialogue to the sts2 wiki, I've got just about everything we have in there, and I need to highlight some of my favorite facts I've learned from compiling:

The Silent straight up poisons Pael unprovoked, and openly steals from Tanx. She is the only one to have actually attacked any of the Ancients, making her the most ready to fight anyone at any time of our playable characters.

Necrobinder gets a close second on willingness to throw hands, though she doesn't ever attack an Ancient directly, she does murder Nonupeipe's guards, seemingly just for fun.

Ironclad only ever speaks to Vakuu and the Architect, his text prompt for Vakuu is "Awaken" and he seems fairly coherent, implying he's just out of it most of the time. Which I guess is better than the alternative.

When he speaks to the Architect, his text prompt is "Threaten" and he's barely aware of what's going on.

Vakuu's interactions are very interesting overall, he's generally trying to swindle whoever he interacts with, saying what he can to get on their good sides.

The only notable exceptions is the Silent. The Silent is actually very strange, when they first interact, he calls her "Killer." and he then warns "This won't end well for you." She's the only character he interacts with like this. Not sure what they have going on.

Nonupeipe and the Silent have ship potential tailored directly at me specifically.

The Silent is the only character we have confirmation managed to fully leave the Spire, obtain freedom and live on after doing what Neow asked, and then came back in to try to and prove herself good enough.

The Ancients seem to all be huge gossips because everyone seems to know everyone else's drama.

The Necrobinder's interactions with the Architect imply she's got a prepared speech for him, and he cuts her off on every single repeat, it's really funny ngl.

Of all of the characters, the Silent appears to be the only one to actually get a response out of the Architect. Regent seems to prompt mild annoyance, but the Silent is the only one to actually get him to anger. My dude calls her an "Annoying wretch" and is yelling at her. She also seems to be the only one he doesn't know anything about.

The above is extra funny given how half the ancients openly talk to the Silent about her sisters and are aware of her trophy hunting. This implies that Architect is not included in the family group chat where they all gossip.

Defect can somehow speak "<3" outloud, love that for it.

How much the characters remember on each trip is very unclear, and it may even vary per character. They do appear to be aware of at least some things, but other things they appear to forget. Darv implies the forgetting is Neow's doing, but Neow claims to be unable to make the characters forget. She might be lying. Or it might be situational, as the one she denies being able to make forget is the Defect.

Regent, surprisingly, is the most polite character. He wins this by being one of only two characters that can talk, and Necrobinder being blunt as hell.

Neow is way more sinister feeling when talking to Ironclad compared to the others. Which makes sense, as Ironclad is the only character who has no say in any of this.

[anonymous-blahaj]

I made an ask game for some reason

these are light hearted but it could be serious if you want it to be; reblog if you wanna do this ask game on your blog

10 statements and 10 questions

Statements:

✈️ I wanna do 9/11 with you :)

🧼 drink bleach

💕 I think of you as my friend

🗡️ I think of you as my worst enemy

🫀I think if you as my partner (this means whatever you want it to mean)

🍖 if we were stranded on a deserted island, I would let you eat me just so you could live for a couple more days

🥊 you’re so punchable ha ha

💤 I feel like you say sorry to inanimate objects

‼️ you’re my oshi

🧐 you intrigue me

Questions:

♠️ what your favourite number?

🦑 do you even squid?

👈 who’s your jiraiblr oshi?

📸 if you were a vtuber, what kinda vtuber would you be? (like bunny or zombie or nurse or zombie idol)

🐌 what’s your favourite curse word and/or slur?

🦈 how was your day?

🐈 if you were a cat, what kinda cat do you think you’d be?

💿 what’s your favourite lady gaga album?

🫵🏻 what are you doing right at this very moment?

🅱️ what do you think the afterlife is like?

Askers can add tone tags and/or explanations if they want. This isn’t a very good ask game; I’ve never made one before. The theme is loosely kinda my blogging I think.

Please use this

The reason I don’t usually reblog tag games is that it would be VERY embarrassing if no one did it and yeah

this was cool to make; I might make more with specific themes in the future or not

[owenshorrors]

It's actually a fucking even number tf

I'm screaming

og screenshot for anyone that's wondering (Not calling the person out that commented saying if it was their screenshot lmao)

you made me giggle queen thank youuu!!!

[tommygvn]

★sadistdom!reader x sub!laios

quick tags/warning: porn with no plot, marking, bondage, handjob, blindfolding, edging, aftercare.

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pink suited laios

It matched the blush on his skin, bruised with hickeys and bite marks you've done on his shoulders and pecs. Poor thing, the last thirty minutes have been nothing but a sensory overload jittering throughout his body – silk ribbons tight over his plushy flesh shibari style, your curious hands exploring his most sensitive parts, the cock ring knotted over the base of his shaft and his covered eyes, forcing him to only feel what's happening, anticipating what's to come next.

He couldn't move, he couldn't complain, but oh my god he didn't care.

Even in his worn-out state, you continued to pump his dick mercilessly until his cries came out raw, and his moans were merely hiccups. Edging his poor dick, taking him closer and closer to sweet release, then meanly removing your hand to pinch his bruised nipples.

You grinned at the image before you. He looked so cute covered in snot, drool, and precum. babbling incoherent pleas, twitching at your every touch. You pulled him in for a long overdue kiss on his parted mouth, feeling him melt in your hold, keening against your lips. Just as he was gaining back a bit dominance, you played with his leaking tip, forcing a strangled moan out of him.

You pulled away, “What's the matter, pretty boy? You don't like it when I touch you like this?” You whispered against the shell of his ear, as you tightened your grip around his base, his trapped words only coming out broken sobs and cries. He hurriedly shook his head, “N-No, please-se, keep touching me” he stuttered as he sniffled, “I promise I'll be good~”

You loosen your grip as your eyes darkened. “You'll be good~?”

“I'll be good!~” he whimpered, arching his back, and weakly lifting his legs for you. He was clearly exhausted but the only thing on Laios' mind was to please you in any way he could, you couldn't help but to coo at the lewd sight.

You managed to move yourself behind his back, his bigger body now between your thighs, as you gently trailed up his tied arms, making him shiver. “But you are good, Laios. Perfect even. I didn't expect you to hold out this long” You praised as you kissed his shoulder and untied his blindfold, revealing bloodshot eyes, blown out entirely in dilated pupils. You smiled warmly, “What does my pretty boy want?” you grabbed his cheeks so he face you properly. One sight of you, and he quickly closed the gap between your lips– hungrily and desperately tasting every corner of your mouth the way he yearned to all night. His hips bucked into the phantom of your hand, whining in your mouth at the lack of touch.  You pulled away to puppy eyes and pouting swollen lips.

“you want to come, baby?”

He nodded shamelessly and vigorously as if he'd gone completely non-verbal. He needs release now, and only by you.

“Here, you do it.” You ghost your hand over his dick.

You were going to make him fvck it himself?  He was tired and worn out and his legs burned, but he wanted to be good, so badly.

He begins to rut into your hand slowly, too overwhelmed with pleasure to keep going, "Ngh, I-I can't"-

"Yes you can" you cut him off, "Just keep going. I want to see you come all over my hand" he blinked away blobs of tears as he picked up the pace, sobbing brokenly as he bucked his hips up and down.

"Yes~ Just like that." You praised making him fvck faster. Your bodies were sticking to each other, with only the sounds of slapping and his long mewls heard throughout the room. The icing on the cake was you pinched his untouched nipple after so long. Laois let out a guttural moan, as loads of hot seeds flooded over your hand, and a little got on his fvcked out face.

A little picture-worthy if you do say so.

—

After a hot bath and pain meds, Laios was knocked out between a new comforter and clean sheets. You joined him a little later after taking a shower and drinking tea. You suspected that he was going to sleep first, but still brought some peppermint tea in a thermos in case he woke up. Attempting to get in bed as quietly as possible, you were pulled into a pair of big arms.

“Laios!” You whispered and yelled in surprise “I thought you were sleeping!”. The stronger man snuggled his face into the crook of your neck, “ I was waiting for you. How're you feeling? You know, after that?” he rasped.

You couldn't help but smile stupidly. As a dom, you were so used to being the caretaker during and after a session. It felt nice to be checked up on too. You turned to comb your fingers through his short hair, feeling him hum contently to your touch. “I feel amazing, thanks for asking” Laios smiled tiredly, leaning down to plant a kiss on your forehead.

He pulled back frantically, “Are we allowed to do that after?”

You laughed at his genuine question, placing one on his bright red cheek too, “Of course we are”

“You want some tea?”

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A/N: first time posting smut. constructive critism is always welcomed

Update: I edited it to be better. You're welcome

excuse any errors and I hope you enjoyed! <3

[gothghostiie]

I don’t know if you’ve seen this type of video on, like, Instagram or something

but the trend of your significant other faking you out with a kiss to grab/eat your food, only for you to open their mouth, steal it back, and eat it? I feel like Johnny would like that way too much. like, you’re comfortable enough to just eat something that he put in his mouth? grabbed it out no less like he’s a dog that got into something he wasn’t supposed to have?

I’m just saying (also, the mental image is funny to me)

oh mach- don't put your brain worms into my brain!!!!

he definitely saw that and knew he just had to try it!! he just had to see your reaction, to see you look shocked and pout while he chows down half your cereal bar but nonononono. no. he pulls that shit on you and grins mischievously, looking back at your shocked expression and wiggling his eyebrows at you - but before he can even start chewing you're already going at him, one hand on his strong jaw, prying it open, while the other hand is forcing itself into his mouth. he's in absolutely shock, trying to fight back whilee not biting your fingers off. he's so caught off guard when your fingers push past his teeth and grab the food, stuffing it in your mouth as you keep laughing, without a second thought.

but god, he's having second thoughts about it. something about marrying you on the spot, something about you just prying his jaw open like he's seen you do with your dogs, and you just.. eating it. straight from his mouth. he's not sure he ever wanted to kiss anyone this much.

I can guarantee you two things: he's hard as a rock and he'll watch the video back later to get off.

[cyacola]

why did men stop wearing crop tops and WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THEM START AGAIN?!

inspired by THIS, and I need a fic abt bob wearing a crop top and john LOSING IT