Jan 28, 2023
Iruka: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Naruto: You need to stop.
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Iruka: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Naruto: You need to stop.
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Got an idea and needed to let it out.
It’s hard work grading papers when you can’t read
Shave your mustache, so I don't have to suffer drawing it...
Anyways, have a Ninja Dad!
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Let's be honest... WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIGGYBACK RIDE FROM GAI??! It's like a free rollercoaster! Plus, you get to the village faster, without even having to walk. I'd jump on his back without a second thought! 😂😂😂
No truer words have ever been spoken! And, inspired by your words, I’ve composed a list of five great reasons to get a piggyback ride from Might Gai!:
Reasons to Get a Piggyback from Might Gai:
1. You don’t have a choice.
2. Let’s be honest here—you really don’t have a choice.
3. It’s quick transport around the village. All aboard the Might Gai Express, YO- YO- YOOOOOUTH!
4. NOOO OOOONE…
NO ONE’S FIT LIKE MIGHT GAI
NO ONE’S QUICK LIKE MIGHT GAI
NO ONE’S GOT THAT THICK LIKE MIGHT GAI
FOR THERE’S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY
PERFECT, A PURE SHINOBI
YOU CAN ASK TENTEN, LEE, OR NEJI
AND THEY’LL TELL YOU WHOSE TEAM THEY PREFER TO BE ON!
5. You’ll be the envy of everyone in the village. Don’t let those stares fool you. They want in
I know GI Joe is a pretty dead fandom buuuut... can we all just pause a moment to consider the comical potential of Storm Shadow having a teenage child? Like a teenage daughter who is nothing but attitude and winged eyeliner who will legit snap his goddamn head off and hes just in the corner like "... but... but I love you? I used to do your pigtails??? I taught you how to shoot a bow and arrow?" Then his sensei instincts kick in and guess whose running 18 miles today?
That would be absolutely EPIC. Like, we got from doting father to bewildered to Hold On Here You Obviously Need an Outlet I’m Kicking Your Training Up 300 Notches.
Because of course he would already have been training her, or getting someone to train her who’s not her parent, but eventually he realizes that she needs more discipline - or he needs her to have more discipline for his own sanity, same thing really - so he dutifully provides.
The poor girl never saw it coming and when she tries to get some sympathy, she just gets all his former trainees going “Well, yeah, that’s how he is...”
This is adorable x3
Six’s list of people he’ll allow to date his son
1) Noah Nixon. Doesn’t get into trouble (much) and cares about Rex’s wellbeing.
2) Benjamin Tennyson. Can handle himself in a fight and cares about Rex’s wellbeing.
3) Cerci. Has betrayed him a few times, but seems to care about Rex’s wellbeing.
4) Any of the friends from Hong Kong. They care about Rex’s wellbeing, but are a bad influence on him.
5) Breach. Too possessive to genuinely care about Rex’s wellbeing.