[Male genshin characters when asked to kill a spider]
[A/N]I know albedo has eaten spiders. Peer-reviewed by my bestie.[I had her correct general placements] Intended as a romantic angle, but could be platonic ig?
Categories in order of best to worst reaction imo.
He smashes it as soon as you ask then says something small and sweet like "You're welcome! <3" or "It's gone. :]". Will additionally give a peck to your cheek after saying that.
And cause I know somebody is going to ask: No Freminet is not more afraid than you are that boy is an assassin for the Fatui. He can and will kill spiders with ease. Also for those who will question Lohen's placement he kills for joy. A spider that you have the ability to kill but not the will to kill is not a fun kill. While funny I feel like albedo being in the 'He ate it' category isn't quite true to his personality.
But otherwise if you can convince me I'll change a placement, if you do a good job of persuading me.
✅ Confuse them with kindness. Absolutely baffle them. Catch them off guard so bad they stop and seriously question your sanity for a moment. "Are they really this gullible, or just stupid??" Be the small gentle ray of candour that blinds them when looking at your innocent smile. Show them the warmth that never grazed their frigid soul before. There are only two paths for you after that: you're either dead or become the light of their life. Maybe even changing their ways for the better. For both of you.
Just played co-op with my bestie and got stuck as heizou. (like the game would close and reopen every time I tried to change character or look at my character archive)
And all I could think was "dang heizou, you really don't want me to look at anyone else huh?"
So, I wanted to come up with a ship name for Mr Puzzles and my vet, animage (my own species in the SMG4 universe that i made up) half-squirrel oc/self-insert named Nira Cake
And then I remembered that I do have a name, but I don't really like it anymore
I sat for a long moment and thought about it, and before I knew it, a whole list of good names materialized almost on itself, however all of them have something appealing to some extent, and I can't manage to pick one 🥲
So, help me choose?
PuzzleCake
Белка.Live (Squirrel.Live)
Discovery Channel
Animal Planet
Ореховидение (aka NitVision or smth but sounds pleasing in my language)
VetShow
TeleVet
Shows&Paws (the old one. there's a slight chance you may convince me to keep it)
I used the miliastra stage that lets you pause and stuff here's the id :
33373814251
I got some other good stuff and, all of the maps were gorgeous I wish I could have co-oped it though. Would have been a lot of fun with a friend. (I still had a blast though)
Fun fact about the enemies-to-friends-to-lovers Reader x Mr Puzzles fic that I was planning on writing awhile ago:
It was supposed to be a sappy and soft one, similar to many I've read about when the Reader finds Mr Puzzle's head after it was smashed by SMG4 and then fixes him and befriends him.
But then a thought occurred to me:
"Haha it would be kinda funny if the Reader had an entirely different personality for a one-shot where they had to playfight Mr Puzzles cartoonishly 'sassy hero – sassy villain' style...... okay actually wait a damn minute-"
And that's how "Tugging On Each Other's Wires" was born.
Or, well, was supposed to.
(also I spent days coming up with a perfect name for that fic on my own and will fight anyone who steals it or claims as plagiarism)