Oct 19, 2025
The moon, the stars are nothing without you
Based on: https://x.com/gochujan_g/status/1972577669985509799
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The moon, the stars are nothing without you
Based on: https://x.com/gochujan_g/status/1972577669985509799
Gods and Godesses AU
*A fatigued Pyrrha is on the battle field, bleeding out and wheezing as she kneels out from exhaustion while a man with an axe is approaching her*
Bandit, raising his axe: So this is what the famous Knight Nikos is capable of? I must say, Im disappointed.
Pyrrha, internally: Damn it, is this how going to die? Being out sword by a group of bandits? I can't even see straight right now. My body is so weak, I can't move an inch. I can't believe I'm going to die here.
Bandit: *Starts to bring his axe down on Pyrrha*
Pyrrha: *Raises her sword and closes her eyes in anticipation, praying to God that she will be able to block this*
*5 seconds passes*
Pyrrha, slowly opening her eyes:......huh? What the?
Bandit: *Not moving a muscle*
Pyrrha: What the? What the heck is going on—
*Pyrrha looks around to notice that the entire bandit army wasnt moving a muscle, as if they were frozen*
Pyrrha, baffled: What the heck is goi—
*Suddenly a bright light appears before her, causing her to shield her eyes*
???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to die today!
Pyrrha, opening her eyes: Whose there—.........o-oh my God.
*Standing before Pyrrha is a tall blonde man with blue eyes and blue armor, holding a battle flag in hand*
Pyrrha, stuttering: Y-youre....you're....oh my gods, you're the god of rejuvenation!
Jaune, smiling: That is correct. I've been watching you for a while, my brave Knight.
Pyrrha, still weak: You have?
Jaune, nodding: I have. But before we get into that, allow me to do something real quick.
*Jaune waves his hand at Pyrrha, causing her wounds to heal*
Pyrrha, gasping: Oh my gods. They're gone. I'm healed! You really are the god of rejuvenation!
Jaune: Yes I am. But this is nothing special. Any god can do that to a human, but they can't do anything close to what I can do. You haven't even seen my full potential yet. Now, I have a question to ask yo—
*Suddenly another bright light appears, causing Pyrrha to shield her eyes once more before seeing a short woman dressed in red with silver eyes appear before her*
Pyrrha, in shock: Oh my god.
???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to die to— wait a minute! What are you doing here!?
Pyrrha:......what?
Jaune, annoyed at the short woman: What am I doing here!? What are YOU doing here!? Go away Ruby! This is my champion!
Pyrrha, choking: Ruby!? As in the goddess of speed Ruby! That Ruby!?
Ruby, smiling: Yes, that is me. And with my help you will be abl—
Jaune: NO! Stop it right now! I was here first, now butt out!
Pyrrha:....w-what's going on?
Ruby, cutely stomping her foot: No! That's not fair! You knew I had my eyes on Pyrrha for a while! She's going to be my champion, not yours!
Pyrrha, choking: Champion!? You two want me to be your—
Jaune: No she's not, Ruby!
Ruby: Is too!
Pyrrha, awkwardly: G-guys, can yo-
Jaune: IS NOT!
Ruby, sticking out her tongue: IS TOO!
Jaune: OH REAL MATURE! HOW OLD ARE YOU!?
Ruby: 2168!
Jaune: REALLY?! CAUSE YOU LOOK 10!
Ruby, blushing: S-SHUT UP! NO I DONT! I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I LOOK LIKE A BEAUTIFUL 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN!
Jaune: Your height says 10.
Ruby, puffing out her cheeks: WHY OUGHTA! *Starts trying to hit Jaune, just for him to keep her at bay with his hand*
Pyrrha:....what......what is going on? Am I slowly dying and having a weird dream from my blood loss?
Jaune, chuckling: You can’t get to me because you’re so short! Ha!
Ruby, trying to. Real through: SHUT UP YOU BIG JER—
*Suddenly ANOTHER white light appears, this time a bulk blonde woman with purple eyes and revealing clothing to show off her muscles appears*
Jaune, groaning: OH WHAT NOW!?
???: Knight Nikos! It is not—
Ruby: OH NOT YOU TOO! GO AWAY YANG!
Yang: Wait, Ruby!? Is that you!?
Ruby: Yes, it is! And you are too late to make Pyrrha your champion, because she's mine!
Jaune: No she's not! She's my champion!
Pyrrha, wide eyed:......h-hold up, i-is this the goddess of strength!?
Yang, winking: It sure is. And I have had my eyes on you for a while now.
Pyrrha: Oh my gods. Is this a fever dream!? Is this really happening?! Am I really in the presence of two goddesses and a god?
Yang: You sure are, sweetheart. And let me tell you something. Your fighting skills are awesome. I'm really impressed. And don't even get me started on your muscles. Mwah. They are a beauty.
Pyrrha, blushing: O-oh uh...thank you.
Yang: Youre welcome, gorgeous. Now anyway, I have a question for yo—
Jaune: FOR GODS SAKE! THIS IS MY CHAMPION!
Yang: Oh blow it out your ass, Jaune!
Ruby: Yeah! Blow it out of your butt!
Jaune: I WAS HERE FIRST!
Yang: Nobody cares!
Pyrrha, awkwardly: H-hey guys, y-you really shouldn’t argu—
*Suddenly another bright light appears, before a short white hair woman appears in front of them*
???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to—
Yang, groaning: Oh great. Miss no fun is here too. This is about to become unbearable!
???, repulsed: What the!? What are you guys doing here?!
Yang: Same thing as you, Weissy!
Weiss, angrily: Do not call me Weissy!
Pyrrha, head spinning: T-that’s the goddess of i-ice! That’s the goddess of ice! The goddess of ice is standing right in front of me!
Yang, rolling her eyes: Yeah, she sure is. And she’s a cold hearted bit—
Ruby: Language!
Yang, rolling her eyes: She’s a piece of work. There, happy Ruby?
Ruby: Yep.
Weiss, sternly: Look, I don’t know who you guys think you are, but Pyrrha is going to be my champion! Got that!? I have had my—
Jaune: “Eyes on her for awhile.” Yeah, we all have! But I was the first God here, so all of you go away!
Weiss, grimacing: I don’t even consider you as a god, Jaune. So I don't even know why you are here.
Yang: Ooooooooh, damn.
Jaune: GODS DAMN IT! EVERYONE GET OUT OF HE—
*Yet ANOTHER bright light appears again*
Pyrrha: Oh my gods! How many are going to show up!?
???: Knight Nikos! It—
Yang, waving: Oh, hi Blakey!
Blake: Yang!? What in the world are yo— wait, Weiss, Ruby, Jaune!? What are you doing here!?
Ruby: Same thing as you! We all want Pyrrha to be our champion as well.
Blake: Are you kidding me!?
Jaune: Nope. We all want to bestow our powers on her.
Yang: And Honestly, why are you here anyway? You're the goddess of sneaking. What the hell can you do for her in this situation?
Pyrrha: *In the background trying to wrap her head around the fact that 4 goddesses and a god are with her* Uhhhhhhhhh
Blake, offended: What is that supposed to mean!? I can help her so much in this battle! I can help her sneak away from everyone unharmed.
Yang: So you will make her a coward, is what you're implying?
Blake, angrily: No! I will make her fight another day! That is what I can do! Fight smart, not stupid!
Yang, nodding: Hmm hmm, that's cool and all, but I will be able to make her kill every single one of these assholes with her barehands. So I'm pretty sure I'm the best choice for her here!
Ruby, crossing her arms: Nuh uh! I will be able make her zoom around everyone and take them all out under a second! So I'm obviously the best choice for her!
Weiss: That is prosperous! I will be able to make her freeze everyone here solid! And she will be able survive even the coldest depths of hell with my powers! I'm the best choice!
Pyrrha: Guys seriously, please stop—
Yang: Its summer, dipshit! It's like 80 degrees out!
Weiss: Why you littl—
Jaune: I can literally make her unkillable! She will not be able to die with my powers bestowed upon her!
Yang, sarcastically: Wow, that sounds so amazing! You hear that, Pyrrha. With Jauney's help you will be able to get tortured none stop without the relief of death. Doesn't that just sound amazing?
Weiss: Its honestly better than being a damn brute like you.
Jaune: Ha! Thanks Weiss.
Weiss: Shut up, I still don't respect you.
Jaune: OH COME ON! I WAS HERE FIRST!
Ruby: LOOK, SHES GOING TO BE MY CHAMPION AND THATS FINAL!
Yang: NO SHES NOT! SHES MINE!
Jaune: I WAS HERE FIRST! SO SHE'S MINE!
Weiss: NOBODY CARES, JAUNE! BESIDES, SHE WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE ME INSTEAD! IM THE BEST CHOICE!
Blake: NO! I WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR HER!
Pyrrha, mumbling: Are they actually fighting over me. This reminds me of all the boys when I was a teenager.....*starts blushing from the thought*
RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
Pyrrha: G-guys.....
RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
Pyrrha: Guys.
RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
Pyrrha: GUYS!
RWBYJ: What!?
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uh...well uhm.....do all of you guys really want me to be your champion? Like me?
RWBYJ: *nods*
Pyrrha, blushing: Oh my gods. I h-honestly can’t even.....comprehend any of this. This is all happening so fast. I don’t even know what to do.
Weiss: You can start by picking one of us.
Yang: Which obviously going to be me.
Ruby: Nuh uh! It’s going to be me!
Jaune: Are you guys forgetting that I’m the first one here?
Yang: I wAs ThE fIrSt OnE HeRe.
Jaune: My gods! You’re as mature as your sister!
Yang: YoU aRe As MaTuR—
Jaune: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!?
RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
Pyrrha: GUYS STOP ARGUING!
RWBYJ: Sorry....
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Okay look, I don’t really know how to choose. I-I mean, this is a lot to take in all of a sudden. I thought I was about to die not even 5 minutes ago....or at least, it would be five minutes ago if Jaune didn’t stop the time suddenly.
Jaune, smiling: I saved her by the way. Just saying.
Weiss: Shut up.
Pyrrha: So my mind is all....wacky right now, and I can’t decide. So could we maybe....I don’t know.....could I just be all of your guys’ champion? O-or is that against the rule of something?
RWBYJ:.........
Pyrrha, blushing: I-I sorry, I just really don't like arguments is all. Nobody usually wins with them, and they always leave people in a bad mood. A-and I will feel bad if I choose one and leave the others depressed and all. B-because you did come all the way out of your way to help me. S-so how about I just be all of your champion? S-so everyone will be happy?
RWBYJ:..........
Pyrrha: I-I just want to make everyone happy, and that’s it. I-I promise. I-I’m sorry if my suggestion offends any of you, because that’s not my intentions at all.
RWBYJ:........
Yang: Do we even have a rule book?
Weiss: No, we don’t.
Yang: Really? Hmm.........
*two minutes later time unfreezes and the bandit swings his axe down, just for it to hit the dirt*
Bandit: What the hell!? Where did she go!? It's like she just disappeared in a shado— GARK!
*Abruptly all of the bandits were quickly killed off by a red blur, some of them being frozen solid, some of them being thrown 30 feet in the air*
Pyrrha, appearing out of nowhere covered in blood: *Panting*
RWBYJ: *Appear out of nowhere*
Yang:......well, we just made an unstoppable killing machine.
Jaune: Yeah, we did.
Pyrrha: *passes out from exhaustion*
Yang: Dibs at carrying her~
RWBJ: Dib on— dang it!
Yang, picking Pyrrha up: Haha! Too slow!
How about schneekos skit?
Weiss: *trying to reach something from a high shelf* Cant… reach…
Pyrrha: Weiss, need some help?
Weiss: No, I can do it myself-
Pyrrha: *picking up Weiss from her waist and holding her up* That should help.
Weiss: *blushing as she feels Pyrrha's chest against her back* T-thank you. *grabs item*
Pyrrha: *smiling and setting her down* You're welcome.
Weiss: *blushing profusely, watching Pyrrha's ass as she walks away*
Yang: *in the distance* Gay!
Weiss: *using a glyph to throw a bookshelf at Yang*
Ponytails of Power Headcanons
Pyrrha and Ilia absolutely obsessed with Atlas fashion
So much so that they bought a bunch of clothes to surprise Weiss with
Weiss thought it was adorable and loved the appreciation of her home Kingdom
Even if it’s full of asshats
Pyrrha and Weiss are both shopaholics
Ilia is often the voice of reason when it comes to budgeting
Ilia was super excited when she first saw Weiss take off her heels and realized she was taller than Weiss
Pyrrha had to intervene after Weiss nearly leap at Ilia
Pyrrha held Weiss off the ground until she tired herself out
Ilia thought it was adorable
Weiss refuses to admit that her outburst happened
Ilia and Weiss like to sit on Pyrrha’s lap and kiss their tall girlfriend
Threeway kisses are super under appreciated, okay?
Weiss: Pretty sure Pyrrha tried to choke me earlier, but she wasn’t very good at it. She wrapped her arms around my waist instead.
Yang: I’m pretty sure she was just hugging you actually.
Weiss: What’s a hug?
Yang, sorrowful: Holy fucking shit.
To anyone that’s good at art, can you please draw this as Pyrrha doing this to Ruby and Weiss?
Thank you.
Ruby, laughing: Oh come on, Yang! Weiss isn’t that predictable!
Yang, laughing: Hey, who knows.? She might be! Try it!
Ruby: Okay, fine.
Ruby: *Puts down Weiss’s birthday date into her scroll’s locks screen*
Scroll: *Password Incorrect*
Ruby: See! I told you! She wouldn’t be that cliche.
Yang: Damn it. Okay, let’s put our heads together. Let’s try to think how Weiss thinks.
Ruby, laughing: Okay, I'll start. *in a high class voice* Ruby, you can’t eat cookies everyday, it’s idiotic and childish. Whenever will you grow up? *giggles*
Yang, in a high class voice: Yang, you brute. Put your shirt on already, you barbarian. I’m trying to eat over here. *giggles*
Ruby, in a high class voice: Ruby, stop sleeping during class. I’m not going to let you copy my notes since you won’t learn your lesson. *giggles*
Yang, in a high class voice: Dearest Yang, can you please stop burping all the time? It’s atrocious and un-ladylike. *giggles*
Ruby, in high class voice: If I had to choose a password then it will be.......*Types in ‘123456’
Scroll: *Unlocks*
Ruby: HAHA! GOTCHA!
Yang: WOOHOO! NOW LETS SEE WHAT KINDA—
*The scroll’s wallpaper changes upon unlocking, changing from a picture of a snowflake, to a picture of a shirtless Pyrrha, covering her chest with her arm while winking at the camera, causing the girl’s laughter to die immediately*
Ruby, blushing madly:.........
Yang, blushing madly:.........
Ruby, squeaking: Y-yang?
Yang, embarrassed: Y-Yeah?
Ruby, embarrassed: I-is that, P-p-p—
Yang, nodding: Pyrrha? Y-yes.
Ruby, face completely red: I-I didn’t e-even k-know that t-they were even d-dating.
Yang, face on fire: M-me neither.
Ruby, covering her red face: Oh my god!
Yang, urgently: P-put her scroll up before she finds out, cause she’s going to be pissed if she—
*The sound of their door shutting is heard behind them, causing them to slowly turn around to see Weiss looking right at them*
Ruby, nervously: O-oh, h-hey Weiss.
Yang, nervously: H-how are you doing, buddy?
Weiss, deadly serious: So now you know.....
Yang, sweating: K-know what?
Ruby, sweating: Y-yeah, we don't know anything, especially that you have a picture of Pyrr— MMMF!
*Yang slams her hand over Ruby's face*
Yang, wide eyed:.......
Ruby, wide eyed:.......
Weiss: I told you to leave my scroll alone. *locks door*
Yang/Ruby: *Terrified screaming*
Pyrrha: *Drenched in sweat while doing push ups in a sports bra and short shorts*
Weiss: *Useless bottom noises*
Yang, terrified: W—......what the fuck was that noise you just made!?