What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

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What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?
he was an attic girl, and he was a basement boy, so technically, it IS sort of long distance
Midstory Line Tag Game!
thanks for the tag @shyinsunlight & @rowena-rain
ten lines from the middle of ten eight fics (and tagging anyone who sees this post and wants to do it)
angel on a satellite
As Tom watched Zabini press closer and dare to whisper in Harry’s ear once more, he recalled the times in his youth where was forced to show his strength. He thought of the lessons he had taught with blood. His nerves thrummed with the urge to rip, to tear, to kill.
honey water
‘Merlin’, he thought, completely horrified. ‘I’m pretty. I'm a goddamn twink.’
thimble of the banshee
Dudley raised his hands. “Don't worry, I didn't say anything about the Dementias. I just said you saved me from a bum with a knife.”
“Oh,” Harry said weakly.
“Actually, a bum with a knife in each hand,” Dudley amended.
walspurgisnacht
Tom smiles, vulpine, as he slips out of Harry. He meant murder, though he supposes eyeball gouging would be a decent compromise. Harry truly is so clever.
apex predator
Tom curled a glossy strand of hair around her finger. “I think I like you, Harry,” she said. “Yes, you're quite the breath of fresh air, I think.”
“Oh,” Harry said, mouth gaping unattractively, “Er…”
Tom’s mouth formed a little pout. “Well, Harry, don't you like me too?”
moonlight marigolds
If anything, Malfoy reminds him of the yappy dog that belongs to the old lady down the street from him on Privet Drive who occasionally likes to run into the garden, bark at Harry, and pee on the rose bushes.
ready-made martyrs
Potter hums, tapping at his notebook. “If I simply commence with the explanation I'll be passing over the five minutes I had allotted for ‘small talk and inquiring upon your health’.”
The Tutor
“I guess I don't get why someone would be so mean to someone if they liked them. Like I understand the concept, just seems counterproductive,” Neville mused.
He really was the sweetest fucking thing.
“You don't ever want to be mean to me? Even a little bit?” Theodore asked, staring at Neville's soft pink lips.
Yay it finally posted! Thank you so much to @hprarepairfest for giving me the best excuse to write this - it has been taking up room in my head for a long while! Please go and check out all the other amazing stories that have been written and published as a part of the fest, the quality has been incredible and there are still more coming out every day!!!
Emerging from the Dark
Outside of Hogwarts, the war is escalating. Inside, Neville is doing his best to keep as many of his classmates protected as he can - and in turn has become the favourite punching bag for the Carrows. That's why, when Theodore Nott creates an excuse to get him alone, he is on his guard... not all is as it seems behind the Slytherin front lines, and this particular one is more observant than most.
45k, 17/17, complete, pls mind the tags before reading!
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So, tell me about yourself Mister Nott.
”What can I say? I'm an only child. Heir to the Nott fortune. Philanthropist, Inventor. Quite the party goer if I do say so myself. Oh and Witch Weekly’s best smile 2002. Blaise was rather cross with me about that.”
”And what brings you to see a therapist?”
”Oh a number of reasons darling. The death of my mother. My monster of a father, but currently I've fallen head over heels for someone I'm sure hasn't even noticed me.”
”And why is that?”
”Because I doubt highly that he's gay.”
2019 Creator Tag
Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2019. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!
To all of the beautiful people who tagged me - @tackytigerfic @hptruefan-cheekytorah @tedahfromtayla @keyflight790 @quicksilvermaid @diligent-thunder @magpiefngrl @rose-grangerweasleyisbae - big thanks and love for being such a brilliant bunch and making my fandom 2019 a huge amount of fun❤️
1. So I’m way late to the party with this tag fill - and I’m now sitting at my laptop realising that it’s because I find it incredibly hard to actually love on my creative output.
So I’m going off track and claiming pride and love for myself for actually writing and publishing anything at all in 2019!
2. My first ever drarry fic - Heaven’s embroidered cloths - a fic-baby that grew out of wild costuming conversations with @diligent-thunder and @bixgirl1 in the spring.
Looking back I can see my faltering steps with coming back to writing (and this fandom) but I can also see the beginnings of my version of these characters, the stuttering growth of my voice - and I do love it.
3. I found my own little rarepair niche with my beloved Neville x Theo (nottbottom for those in the know 😂) - All Our Strength, And All Our Sweetness was huge fun to write and I’ve loved playing with this ship’s dynamic.
All thanks and love for encouraging this foray into Neville-land to @keyflight790 and to @drarryruinedme7 for welcoming me aboard ship!
4. I wrote a birthday gift that made someone cry with happiness, which feels pretty damn good - especially as @tackytigerfic is a wonderful friend and my fic-taste-twin so it was full on validation on every level tbh.
Patient, Hungry, Waiting was a bit of a turning point for me in finding my vision of drarry, and tuning my words to express myself in a way that made me feel that ‘ah-hah!’ moment.
5. I wrote for Erised! And it turned out to be my favourite of my own work so far. The ‘oh god this is a big fest’ nerves were real on this one - rightly or wrongly - as well as ‘I love my giftee this needs to be good for her!’
That which hurts (and is desired) has had such an incredibly warm reception - and knowing people loved it before they knew it was by me was incredibly encouraging.
Needless to say - meeting wonderful, creative, clever, funny, like-minded folks through fandom this year has been the best bit of all ❤️
I think most of everyone has been tagged already - but I’m tagging YOU if you’re reading this. Yes, you.
Just in case you haven’t already been got: @candybarrnerd @hedwig-dordt @thefifthbiscuit @artemis69 @clotpolesonly @leta-lestrange @fraddit @etalice @erin-riwen @malenkayacherepakha @aceveria-art @thedaughterofkings @akashikadoesthings @fictional @ununquadius @parkkate @allirica @jmeelee
❤️
As always, your admirer
Words: 7.1k when all chapters are posted(Valentine's day)
Rating: General Audience
Main pairing : Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott
Side pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson/Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Summary: Halfway through his eight year Neville starts to receive gifts and letters. Soon he finds out that he is being courted. The only thing that remains a secret is who this admirer is.
Find it on AO3 here!!
A huge thank you to @hptruefan-cheekytorah for beta'ing this work❤️❤️
Hallo! May i ask 22 (nap) theo x neville? Plsss?
When Theo finally found Neville, he covered his mouth to stifle a laugh.
He was in one of the greenhouses, lying down between tomato plants. All that time wasted looking for him in the house, and he was taking a nap with his plants.
The letter from Luna wasn’t urgent enough to wake him, and he tucked it away in his pocket as he crouched down near him. With surge of fondness, he brushed some of Neville’s hair away from his temple. There was dirt in it, and he had to leave before he woke him with laughter.
What a ridiculous man he’d gone and married.
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No longer taking asks for this game.