Cool society: Why don’t you act like an adult?
Me: I am good at chilling as much as possible.
Oh sorry this does not mean Netflix and chill.
I am good at making many friends.
Oh sorry this never means friends with benefits.
Oh sorry this does not mean I am high on weed or something.
I am also quite refreshed.
Oh sorry alcohol is not the only refreshment left.
I am good with my problems.
Oh sorry, I don’t smoke all my problems down with a cigarette.
Maybe this is what you meant acting like an adult.
But sorry if this is what you meant to be an adult then
I am good being a child in this so-cooled world.