Damian, texting : Grayson, help me, I was kidnapped leaving school and obviously I can't act without ruining my civilian cover.
Dick, texting him back : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?!
Damian: With a stranger in a Mercedes black car.
Dick: I'll call Jason. We'll find you, I promise.
Jason, gets a call : What's up, Dickhead?
Dick: Jason, I need you to come immediately, Damian was kidnapped and can't act without exposing himself so Nightwing and Red Hood must go rescue the little prince of Gotham.
Jason: What the fuck are you talking about? He's just right here with-
Jason: *angrily snorts *
Jason: I'm going to hang up, see you at home.
Jason, turning to co-pilot seat : I JUST DYED MY TUFT BLACK! IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!
Damian, feignedly scared : WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JASON?!!
