#ot3 aus

[downwithwritersblock]

Can I get some OT3 AUs? I can't seem to find very many.

1. A love triangle that’s resolved with the agreement to love and respect each-other instead of fighting over who loves who more and who deserves to be together. 

2. We are competitors(sports, performative, etc)constantly battling for Gold/First place and all three of us always make the stand. Media thinks we are vicious rivals but in reality we’re best-friends/dating and constantly giving each-other tips and helping each-other practice. 

3. Soulmate Au where the first words your soulmate says to you are written on your skin. All three of us have the exact same words because we met in a three way collision and all yelled ‘Watch where you’re going!’ at the same time. 

4. We’ve been put together to do a relatively easy class project so we finished it early and spent the rest of the remaining time just goofing off at my place and we all kind of fell asleep on the floor together. 

5. Our group is playing spin the bottle/7 minutes in heaven and my spin landed right in-between the two of you, so instead of re-spinning or choosing just one, how about I take both? 

Hope you like them! 

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[shittyaus]

Can I request AUs for teenagers with powers/magic who band together to become superheroes? Thank you.

sure!! :D ((just to let everyone know, most of these can probably easily be turned into ot+ prompts as well))

I know we’re all a team to save this place but I swEAR TO GOD STOP QUOTING/COMPARING US TO THE AVENGERS

no. we’re not calling ourselves the x-men. just no, okay? it’s probably copyrighted.

same for justice league, don’t even try buddy. no, league of justice doesn’t count!!!!

okay so we all got our powers from that big accident, and obviously so did the villains. does anybody remember who else was there so we can figure out who and/or how many we’re dealing with?

bonus if one or more of the villains gets included into the otp/ot+

woah woah woah I thought we were the GOOD GUYS I didn’t sign up for this

so each of us has an element? that’s pretty coo- DONT YOU DARE START QUOTING AVATAR. IM WATCHING YOU

“even if we find a boy trapped in an iceball?” EVEN IF WE FIND A BOY TRAPPED IN AN ICEBALL

“that’s modern zuko” I SWEAR TO GOD

you know what? I quit. I’m done. I have finals coming up, I don’t have time for this. Do whatever you want, I don’t care anymore

“why does it feel like you’re purposefully trying to lose” I DONT WANNA TAKE MY EXAMS OKAY JUST K I L L ME ALREADY you don’t even have to kill me just like, put me in a temporary coma or SOMETHING

I don’t even know how to drive yet!!!!! Why am I flying!?!?!?!?!?????

I hope these work for you, have fun! :D

~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

could you do some three person polyam prompts?? thank you, love your blog!!

I’ve actually been on a 3 person poly kick lately bc of one of my ocs so thank you

“Okay you know what? I’m the smallest I get to be in the middle of the bed”

yeah but you’re a blanket hog and so are they I get middle so I don’t FREEZE TO DEATH

two badasses protecting one squishy (bonus if the squishy is a tol)

one badass protecting two squishies (and then getting smothered in affection)

SINCE NONE OF US CAN DECIDE ON DINNER IM JUST GONNA ROLL A DIE FOR IT

we have a wheel spinner thing to decide where to go for dinner bc it’s a NIGHTMARE

sweetie I know you love to cook but I’d rather keep the apartment together thank you no no we don’t need the fire department YET put the phone down

two ChildrenTM with one poor Struggling AdultTM (aka glorified babysitter who always gets dragged into things bc they’re a stick in the mud)

“X NO” “X YES” “X ABSOLUTELY NOT” “...okay z”

2 people being together first and the awkwardness/possible angst of bringing the 3rd into a fully fledged relationship

trying to figure out rooming arrangements/where to hang out for the above

“Hey um, Y? I think X is cheating on you” “What????” “Yeah I saw them kissing Z-” “OMFG WAIT NO ITS OK”

I hope these work for you!! Have fun!! :D~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

Crack AUs, 1! (or Shitty AUs)

Because who doesn’t need some goofy aus once in a while? ((also staying true to the blog name lololol BD))

ot+: i swEAR TO FUCKING GOD I KNOW WE’RE POLY BUT IF YOU PLAY “we’re all in this together” ONE MORE TIME WHEN WE’RE DOING SOMETHING ILL KILL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP

fantasy: a witch literally turned me into a turtle and then set me on my back. FOR GODS SAKE STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME AT LEAST FLIP ME OVER

dude I swear to god, play “the boys are back” one more time whenever you pick me up from the airport, I’m gonna make you eat your own- “KEEP IT PG PLEASE”

“I’m cold” “well damn x, I can’t control the weather”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAD TO GET A NEW PHONE “I’m sorry I got mad and threw it” SO YOU HAVENT BEEN IGNORING ME??? YOU COULDVE T O L D ME MORON

“get off the internet, it’s 4AM, go to bed” make me, i’m not tired “fine” hello? hell-OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DROVE HERE WAIT NO STOP DONT UNPLUG IT

I WAS ON A 30,000 WORD CRACKFIC ASSHOLE NOW WHAT

“get wrecked noob” YOU F O O L IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS MMO FOR TWELVE YEARS

you’re the vet lecturing me about giving my pet too many treats and now it has diabetes but I CANT SAY NO TO THAT FACE LOOK AT THEM

Have fun and happy writing! :D ~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

Plethora of Poly Aus (2)

Hello again! How about some more poly prompts, huh? :D

I’ve never seen you before but we all live in the same apartment building apparently because we were the only ones who woke up when the fire alarm went off at 1 in the morning in a blizzard

fantasy: poly groups struggling because all of them are different monsters/creatures/beings and having wildly varying diets or habitats

soulmate: you can hear your soulmate’s extremely loud thoughts until you’re together and a poor poly person (whether they know or not) has days where it’s just so loud

secret agent/spy: wait, if YOU’RE a double agent, and I’M a double agent, and THEY’RE a double agent, who are we looking for???

plot twist: they’re all set up against each other to take the others out

we’re all squishies and none of us are bad-ass crap we just got into a baaaad situation

bonus if a badass intervened and becomes the next person in the group

we’re all pretty badass but we all accidentally watched a sad movie on our movie night and we’re all bawling

having to make a Schedule to figure out date nights/hanging out time around everyone’s work schedules

everyone getting home around the same time and fighting over who parks where in the driveway

fantasy: no one has to fight over who ends up with who in the adventuring party. we’re all together. I mean come on, we’ve all practically died on each other before

but that just makes doing reckless things 10000x harder and the consequences from others 327402397423907x more severe

we’re all exchange students at the same place, lets combine notes to figure out slang

we were all on a cruise ship/plane and it crashed and we’re all stranded together

annnnd that’s enough for now too! I hope these inspire some of you guys! :D

~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

A Plethora of Poly Aus (1)

(ngl I’m really proud of that title guys) So a while back I asked you guys what types of prompts you all would like to see more of, and the two that where the most prominent by far were poly prompts and fantasy prompts. For now I’m starting with some poly prompts, mostly because there arent NEARLY enough of them on here and I’m happy to help!!

Yes we’re dating but my old ex comes back into town and I never quite.... got over them??? I’m conflicted

wait what do you mean that’s your ex too

A really bad storm came out of nowhere and we’re all stuck here until it passes

Hey do you guys have a spare charger? I have to call my mom and my phone’s dead

we all met in group therapy and are helping each other get through our stuff

we all volunteered to chaperone for this fieldtrip and we all have to band together to keep these hellions in line

I was DETERMINED to cosplay this character, but I didn’t have the group so I went anyways. You guys are the other part of the group

my 1st group ditched me that’s ok I’ll just find a new group I guess

a group of teenaged/young adult trick or treaters banding together to stop some others their age being dicks to kids/other people

bonus if one or more is toting around a little sibling that gets a bunch of attention/is super shy

bonus X2 if one person in the group is the sibling’s fave character and they’re awestruck

we all band up to help get this cat out of a tree

someone’s getting mugged and we all go to help and when the bad guy runs away we all look at each other and one of you fuckers say “avengers assembled”

bonus if one or more people are a smol who really Shouldn’t Be Attacking Big Guys

we’re all coworkers who are helping each other look for a new job in our respective fields because our boss is Satan’s Evil Cousin

you found one!!!!! that’s great!!!!! oh but now I’m sad you’re leaving

Annnnd that’s about all for this post! I didn’t want it to get too long :) Most of these can easily be used for just 2 characters, but they are aimed to be easily turned into OT+ prompts! But feel free to use them for whatever!

~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

Rival florist AU's?

duuuuuuuuudeeeeee yesssss

Fuck yeah! Prom/wedding season! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE HAVING A SALE

*insert cliche checking out the competition au here*

look, we both know it’s been dead these past few months. I’m willing to band together to pay for a huge advertisement if you are

SCREW YOU LOSER ILL BE FINE *a week later* okay, whatever

just setting up and getting a bouquet from the already existing flower place nearby that says “welcome :)”

It has wild tansy, red and white anemones, and basil

thanks to @thursdayplaid​ for their wonderful and interesting flower language posts!!

One being a very typical, flowery and soft aesthetic type of floral shop. One being a new-agey type of floral shop that focuses more on herbs and wildflowers

ot3 - one being full of “goth” and “hardcore” flowers/plants and all three do surprisingly well

ot+ - bonus if they all have to collab together for one big event bc they were hired together (make it more than 3 by including who hired them/event coordinator/whatever)

You might be my rival florist but I notice you sneezing and coughing all the time by the flowers when I drive past so I stop by and give you some good over the counter allergy pills

bonus if it’s not the flowers they’re allergic to, it’s like, a stray cat nearby or something

ot+ friendly - whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE LEAVING FOR THE COMPETITOR

I hope these work for you!! These were really fun, let me know if you guys do something with them!! :)

~Mod Karissa

[shittyaus]

Hello! I love your blog so much >A< Do you guys have ideas for colour blind AU? :D Thank you!!

awwww, thank you!! :D Here are some colour blind aus: 

person a raising up enough money via extra jobs and asking the community to buy those glasses that let colour blind people see all colours and person b being so happy they just. start sobbing

pure colour blindness - someone asking which colour looks better against their skintone and person a just going “uhhhhh, I just see grey??? wrong person to go shopping with pal”

“what?? these totally match!” omfg N O they are maroon pants and an off-purple shirt “oh, I thought they were the same colour” who taught you to have your pants and shirt the same colour??????

person a getting frustrated because ofc their best friend had to choose yellow/greenish colours for their wedding and person a is yellow/green colourblind

person a having to call person b to help because they just don’t know what to do

ot3 - person b is red/green colour blind so they have to call person c to help the hopeless messes

person a being a model so they never have to worry about choosing their clothes most of the time but then person b sees them laying about at home and??? the style works but the colours clash so bad???

person a having to do a colouring assignment (like label a map) but some colours are just so similar?? so they have to ask person b to help

color-coded drink labels. and the nightmare that ensues because someone mixed up the colours

I hope these work for you!! :D

~Mod Karissa