#palafriends

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WheLP

@xxashwiixx did this.

My friends call me the child of @amazingphil and @danielhowell because apparently I "Look like Dil," and "Act like them both." Plus the fact my name is Dyl-

[theory-king-keith]

Palafriends

Pidge, talking to Keith: Homo, you didn't!

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Keith and Pidge: No hetero.

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Keith: I think I'm- heterophobic.

Pidge: Same. Straight people are gross.

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Keith: You're like 12.

Pidge: I'm 15. Excuse you.

Keith: Either way, you're a baby compared to me.

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On the phone with my Cousin

*Silence*

Me: Did I mention I love South Park?

Her: I THOUGHT you were going to say “Did I mention I love you”

*Continuous laughter*

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@xxashwiixx @ultimatetrashmaster Love y'all 😂

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*On the phone with @xxashwiixx*

Pilots of Voltron: Paladins.

Allura and Pidge: Galadins.

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*In a group call*

Me: Hi

@ultimatetrashmaster: Hi

@xxashwiixx: Hi

@finnyboi0: Hullo

Me: Hi

@xxashwiixx: Hey

@ultimatetrashmaster: H-hewwo

Me: Hey!

@ultimatetrashmaster: Ding-dong!

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Me: “I had a point and I completely forgot it.”

@xxashwiixx: “Different topic until you remember. Ever heard of Lance McClain?”

Me: “Did you mean: God?”

👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

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SHE SAID THE ASS WORD

(@xxashwiixx, @ultimatetrashmaster)