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btw I'll continue my pasta posting bc I am 1000% sure that if nesta was a pasta dish she would be bucatini alla puttanesca (not spaghetti bc nesta would never be that basic and puttanesca not bc it means whore-style (though that is funny) but bc it has anchovies, capers, olives, chili - all things many people abhor but people with taste know how to appreciate)
I was put on this earth for three purposes
1. Cook-a-da pasta
2. Eat-a-da pasta
3. Gay
tonight's pasta dish of choice is spaghetti all'amatriciana.
I obtained proper guanciale and san marzano tomatoes from a little italian store near my house (I am so delighted to have found this place; previously these ingredients seemed hard to obtain) and will be picking up a bottle of pinot later... will update you all on this project tonight
ok here it goes
i’m a lil nervous
cough cough
something about the shaping of that pasta y’know? the way itd feel on the tongue and like
uh
y yeah
runs off the stage
BRAVO BRAVO 👏👏👏👏
hello kruppmaxxing!!! what is krupp's favorite pasta shape? - 🥝
krupp’s favorite pasta shape…
well for starters he would like one pasta please. as far as shapes.. bowtie pasta, maybe. reminds him of when purse wore a little bowtie. or perhaps angel hair. everyone loves angel hair. im definitely not biased by my own love for angel hair pasta. anyway.
probably bowtie. i’m going with that, i hope that’s a good answer.
please, call me rigatoni….rigorous anthony was my father