Bruce Wayne: You adopt one kid and you’re a wonderful generous person
Bruce Wayne: But you adopt ten and suddenly where did you get all those orphans?
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Bruce Wayne: You adopt one kid and you’re a wonderful generous person
Bruce Wayne: But you adopt ten and suddenly where did you get all those orphans?
In these trying times I have some good news
Superman posted a meme of a futuristic city with the caption the world if I could get him pregnant
And Green Arrow responded “Shut tf up we all know of you already did; and you didn’t do shit.”
Hal Jordan’s response was also pretty good:
“Who the fuck is this about?”
The flash
“Who do you think?”
Hal
“Fucking Batman of course, but he already got him pregnant like ten years ago”
Bruce’s bio kids as adults (including two ocs and several revived characters) + how much they look like Bruce
In Order of how much they look like Bruce and how they do/don’t look like him.
Matt looks the most like Bruce, they’re basically identical
Tallant looks like Bruce if he had Talia’s skin tone
Terry has a cleft chin and a different eye shape (the color is the same)
Pearl (oc) (is actually the spitting image of Martha Wayne) has curly hair and a different Clark’s nose shape
Athanasia has Talia’s eyes,
Ibn has the same face shape, hair color, lips, but he has Talia’s eyes, hair texture, and nose
Alina has Bruce’s nose, lips, and face shape, and NOTHING else
Damien has Bruce’s eyebrows and lips, hair texture is kind of unclear bcs of the style he keeps it in.
Helena has Bruce’s hair and skin tone, but other than that she looks like Selena
Thomas (oc) has Bruce’s eyebrows and the same Cupid’s bow shape of his upper lip, and his Y chromosome (he’s Diana’s mini me)
Age Order:
Tallant, Ibn, Damian, Helena, Athanasia, Thomas, Pearl, Alina, Terry, Matt.
Meaning the oldest and the youngest of his bio kids look the most like him, which I find interesting.
Considering I made this up for the most part I shouldn’t find it that interesting.
I also find it really funny how everyone’s like wow Damian looks so much like Bruce. And he just. Doesn’t. Like he makes the same facial expressions but his features are mostly Talia’s and I think that’s really funny.
Who tf let Tim and Kon move into an apartment on their own???
They have four rooms but their furnishing are a TV two broken remotes for both PlayStation and Xbox a single mattress (no sheets) and a Coffee machine???
Where do they keep their food 😭😭😭
@marthajo
Cant believe this isnt you lol
I fricking love crows so much
Aaaaah
Shoutout to whoever in this god forsaken house screamed, “Don’t question me when i tell you i prefer the mint toothpaste because i have a pain kink just get it for me!” I know that for a half-kryptonian I’m basically deaf but i can stIll hear you when you SCREAM IT!!!!
@florence-wayne-official @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @helenawayne-thechesirecat
It was 12am seriously
All supers have bats All supers have bats
So Pearl who’s you bat or are u not a real super?
It’s the whole family
@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @florence-wayne-official @helenawayne-thechesirecat
Haha y’all my bats