Jeremy and Jean are private when it comes to their sex life, except for a cheeky joke here and there among their close friends. But the topic does tend to come up when they're out and about with strangers and acquaintances, particularly in queer spaces where people are more open to explicit conversations.
In such situations, Jean more often than not gets designated as the "top" in his and Jeremy's relationship. People take a look at him — tall, large, broody — and it becomes a matter of fact to throw the label around. The opposite happens to Jeremy, whose smaller body and sunshine demeanor earns him the "bottom" role in people's minds.
Neither of them corrects the assumptions. In Jean's eyes, it's Jeremy's and his life, and no one is entitled to what goes on inside the privacy of their bedroom. Jeremy doesn't care about it — as biased and sometimes insensitive as it might be, it has been mostly harmless. (Of course, homophobic people do try to use it against them, but that is an entirely different situation than a gay man asking Jeremy about how he found a boyfriend who is a top.) In other words, "let them think what they want" is the mentality they've kept since the first time it happened.
No one but them needs to know how Jean unravels under Jeremy's hands, how much he yearns to be filled by him. Nor how Jeremy never quite knew pleasure like the one he feels when he satisfies Jean — how an orgasm by his hand, or with Jean over him, is amazing of course, but the high he gets when it's intertwined with giving Jean exactly what he wants? Unraveling his lover in the exact way he asks? It's like every sensation multiplied over.
And, of course, they weren't there to see how they fought to get to this point — the demons of their past haunting every step they took, still showing their ugly teeth sometimes, even now. But they learned to fight them.
So yeah, let them all believe the big, grumpy guy is the top and the California boy with the thousand-sun smile is the bottom, if that helps them sleep at night. Meanwhile, Jeremy is folding Jean in half and making him blush so hard he has to hide his face in the pillow, as Jeremy looks at him like he's his whole universe.
A little headcannon: but I love the idea of Austin having a special interest in Super Mario Bros / Nintendo stuff in general. Because like why not-? why can't he find joy just from seeing Mario Marioing around. •⩊•
Resident Evil headcannons that Ethan hasn’t aged a day after he became infected at the Baker place. It takes him sixteen years to regenerate completely after RE8 but when he finally gets home it causes a couple of funny situations. Mia is glad to have her husband back but she’s tired of the ladies at the store calling her a cougar for the 17 year age difference. Meanwhile Ethan is down for trying to make up for lost time with them and trying to do all the Dad things he can for Rose to include volunteering to chaperone for school field trips and dances. Some of her classmates assume he’s her brother and she’s traumatized when one calls him cute.
Now I'm thinking the only reason Kullervo, jade, stalker and Umbra are even sentient is because of Ballas making sure they're aware enough that they remember what this was and what they did.
And Dante is just Dante, his mental resilience is something else.
The way most Rouge meetings (or whatever the fuck they do-) go with The Riddler is him being a guy talking over some type of device or speaker system, his voice is usually changed though. No one except maybe 1-2 people actually knows WHO the Riddler is- but he's proven to be very useful in supplying people with useful information- or certain devices; for a price of course.
Because of the anonymity and the amorous name, he's feared across the city. People have tried to negotiate with him, to pay him off- but it's never worked.
He's had multiple people request to speak with him face-to-face but so far all requests have been denied, but perhaps one day- he'll show up.
As a little treat for y'all, after I'm done with my essay and a test for my college work I'll make a small post about some of my headcannons for Seb. Some will be sad, horny, or cutesy. Mostly his past life before his arrest and things of that nature. Fair warning this is how I, Archie the creator of this page, sees Seb and how I believe his past could have been. This is all headcannons, if any of this is confirmed or denied..IDC let me live my happy headcannon life. And if you don't like..I also really couldn't care. "He's so mean" "oh I don't see that" cool. This is my interpretation, if y'all wanna discuss headcannons we will. Respectfully. Anyways. I'll see y'all in...7 hours at the most I would believe! See y'all then-Archie
Azusa 😊 how would you feel about watching a nice romantic film, and if so which ones do you like ❤️
azusa- it’s a christmas tradition… my brothers and I... always watch Hallmark Christmas movies… kou says it’s not the holidays without them... I wouldn’t mind... watching one with you, fu…
AN: Bleach is my comfort anime and I WILL die ok this hill. Also, no beta we die like Chojiro if there's spelling mistakes do NOT come after me
Featuring: As many as I can fit.
Contains: NSFW, Crack, fluff, a lil angst
MINORS DNI I WILL CONTACT YOUR PARENTS.
So, we all know that Kenpachi and Chojiro have cannonically bathed together. I honestly think that they tried to date at some point. It didn't go well, as Chojiro is very refined (and a little old) and Kenpachi is neither of those things. Kenny darling was very into rough sex and battles while Chojiro was,,,,, decidedly not into either of those things. They parted on good terms and still bath together and share self-care tips. Until Chojiro got his ass wiped by the Quincies.
Asane walked in on Soi Fon cuddling with a doll of Yoruichi once, when she was in the Squad Four healing stations. Mysteriously, when Soi Fon woke up, it was clean. Asane denies all accusations.
Kenpachi has and will continue to ignore whenever Yumichika is getting his ass pluughed. He doesn't care. He has shit to do and everyone else is sleeping or eating.
Yamamoto listens to records. Sometimes, he'll secretly send put Shinigami to the mortal realm to get him some. He likes Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Queen, Elton John, and Paul McCarneys solo albums the most. He pays said Shinigami extra.
Komamura made his gigai look as much like his human form as possible. Some nights he'll sit and stare at it, wishing he could just look like that all the time. That is, until his Leiutenant comes in and starts yammering away about whatever er boring thing he's done that day. Then he gently puts it away to listen. His Squad doesn't judge him, and that's enough.
Byakuya once challenged Kira to a fight over who has the best hair. Shuhei has to physical restrain Kira and haul his ass to Unohana personally when Senbonzakura was released. Yamamoto is still pissed about it.
On that note, far too many Shinigami have called Shuhei "Dad" or some variation thereof for it to be a coincidence.
No matter how hard he tries not to, Urahara will cry himself to sleep. He misses the Soul Society more often than not. He makes sure to not make a noise.
Yoruichi lies awake, hoping Soi Fon is okay.
Shinji only pierced his tongue on a dare. He has his nipples done too and has little swords in them. He thinks he looks cool but Hiyori called him a whore when she found out.
Rose once hit his head so hard he only spoke in Spanish. But the only Spanish he knows is from whatever songs he listens to. Just imagine your friend desperately quoting 'Despacito' to you while in tears. Essentially, that's was Rose's life for a week and a half.
Chad has never once masturbated nor will he. He's beginning to think he's asexual. Oh, and far too many girls have confessed to him. He gets embarrassed every time and ends up rejecting them. He likes his girls with bite but he only seems to get the good girls. He's never once thought about Tatsuki that way though. He though she was a cross-dresser for months.
Orihime punched someone in the face once, and only once. They called Chad a homo and she said immediately after she'd do it again if they were ever homophobic near her.
Ichigo doesn't know what the fuck Rainbow Mafia means and thinks it's and actual mafia.
Uryu has seen porn and he threw up right after. Ryuken thought he had the flu.
Hiyori tried going to school once in the mortal realm. It took her all of three hours to put eight people in hospital, create three news rules and then get expelled. No she will not talk about it.
Tatsuki had a breakdown when she saw a fluffy cat once. It was so chonky and had a squished in face. She cried for three hours and blamed it on dust. Orihime just went with it.
Grimmjow, for me personally, is a virgin. He doesn't even know what sex is. He's not a sex God he's a little shit with sharp teeth.
On the flip side, Ulquiorria once had sex with Tôsen. Did not go well.
Tôsen was the one who suggested they bring in Orihime. He liked how she is an LGBTQ+ ally. As a gay man he appreciated her violence towards homophobic assholes.
Gin doesn't know people can be gay. He thinks it's a myth. He missed every single time when Shuhei tried to chat him up.
Aizen eats mints more than he drinks water. He likes the spicy ones. They make him feel powerful. He also eats lemons like apples. Szayelaporro is terrified of this.
Isshin Kurosaki was PEAK chaotic Bisexual for his future wife and Urahara at the same time. He still has no idea that Urahara would 110% hit that DILF ass.
