#phoenix rwby

[c0rbin-bird]

how many kisses would i get if i were to jump off this cliff????

Taiyang: Hey Raven! How many kisses would I get from you if I jumped off this cliff??

Raven: None, I’m not kissing your dead corpse.

Raven: walks away

Taiyang: … :(

[gunchucks-wukong-archive]

Tai x Raven nation, one day we will rise AGAIN

[rwbyhusbands]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 37: Raven and Winter's weird fetish

Tai and Qrow: *arguing with Raven and Winter then they both slap them*

Yang and Weiss: *in unison* Whoa whoa whoa! Not cool dad/man! That is not at all cool!

Raven and Winter: *in unison* Buddy, you mind your own dicky beeswax! *to Tai and Qrow* You got another one in ya?

Tai and Qrow: *in unison* I don’t.

Raven and Winter: *seductively in unison* Tease.

Tai and Qrow: *in unison* And I’m sorry for that one.

Raven and Winter: *in unison* Don’t be.

Tai and Qrow: *in unison* Because, I’m just going to say it, I think it’s super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence.

Raven and Winter: *in unison* Mmmm… Well, but also emotional violence…

Tai and Qrow: *in unison* Wow.

Raven and Winter: *in unison* Yeah.

Tai and Qrow: *in unison* That’s even creepier.

[mojo72400]

Saw you enjoyed RWBY ships as well. Curious as to your thoughts on TaiyangxSummer aka RoseDragon aka TaiRose?

It's a nice ship but I prefer Phoenix because I like the opposites attract type with Raven having a redemption arc.

[rwbyhusbands]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 35: The RWBY Husbands escape the department store

Neptune: *while the RWBY husbands are shopping with their wives* Wait, I have an idea.

Qrow: Really?! What is it?

Neptune: Let's leave.

Qrow: But the emergency exit is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. *dramatic music*

Neptune: Let's do it. *Jaune, Oscar, Ren, Tai, Sun and Qrow gulp in fear*

Neptune, Sun, Qrow, Oscar, Tai, Ren and Jaune: *gets sprayed by different kinds of perfume while running for their lives then all 6 dove to the ground at the same time while being sprayed by perfume*

Neptune: *wearing his goggles to protect his eyes from the perfume only for a lady to pull it back up and spray his eyes*

Sun: *gets perfume sprayed in his mouth*

Qrow: *dodges a perfume spray by jumping and transforming into a crow only to be sprayed by a perfume in mid air*

Neptune, Sun, Tai, Jaune and Oscar: *weakly carrying a weakened Qrow back in his human form as they finally exit the perfume department and collapse on the floor, breathing heavily*

Qrow: I always hate going in there.

Neptune: *breathing heavily* Yeah.

Sun: Same.

Ren: Nora always wanted to smell good.

Oscar: At least my wife doesn't buy perfumes.

Jaune: Being married to a rich heiress requires a shitload of perfume.

Tai: My wife may be a murderous bandit leader but she still wants to smell ladylike.

[rwbyhusbands]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 39: Raven meets Zwei

*years before Raven left Tai and Yang*

Gio the narrator: *sings* She looks around the kitchen and says,

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Something is really weird.

Gio the narrator: *sings* He says,

Gio and Tai: *singing in unison* Why do you say that?

Gio the narrator: *sings* She says

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* 'cause you keep tryin' to get me out of here

Gio the narrator: *sings* She says

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red and remember when I first walked through the door, you act like you had seen a ghost from the dead

Gio the narrator: *sings* Then she says,

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Boy if you hidin' something I'm gonna be so mad

Gio the narrator: *sings* Then she hears something fallin' she says

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* What the fuck was that?

Gio the narrator: *sings* He says

Gio and Tai: *singing in unison* It sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing

Gio the narrator: *sings* She said

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Man that sound did not come from upstairs. I'll be damned if you're not up to something. Now the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen.

Gio the narrator: *sings* And then she looks over by the stove while he's easin' over by the dishes and then she walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back and then she looks him in his face, looks like he's about to have a heart attack. Then she notices the pie on the counter, one slice is missing. Now the story's gettin' scary 'cause she comes to realize that Tai is allergic to cherry. Then she slowly looks up at him and now his face is red as hell. She's breathing real hard, movin' closer, he says, Gio and Tai: *singing in unison* Hon, you don't look so well

Gio the narrator: *sings* And then she says,

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Move!

Gio the narrator: *sings* He says,

Gio and Tai: *singing in unison* No

Gio the narrator: *sings* She says,

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison* Move!

Gio the narrator: *sings* He says,

Gio and Tai: *singing in unison* No

Gio and Raven: *singing in unison while Raven threatens to hit Tai* BITCH MOVE!!!

Gio the narrator: *sings* He moves! And then, she looks at the cabinet, she walks to the cabinet, she's close to the cabinet. Now she's opening the cabinet. *comes out of the pantry* Now pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted. Not only is there a puppy in this cabinet but the puppy is a corgi (corgi, corgi, corgi...) *fades back into the pantry*

[mojo72400]

If we have Sunny Bees and Bees Schnees

What's the OT3 name of?

Oscar x Ruby x Jaune

Sun x Blake x Ilia

Jaune x Weiss x Neptune

Jaune x Weiss x Yang

Jaune x Weiss x Ruby

Jaune x Weiss x Blake

Neptune x Weiss x Yang

Blake x Sun X Ruby

Yang x Neptune x Sun

Yang x Neptune x Jaune

Tai x Raven x Summer

Summer x Winter x Qrow

Ren x Nora x Jaune

Roman x Neo x Cinder

Ruby x Penny x Jaune

Ruby x Penny x Oscar

Jaune x Blake x Sun

Salem x Ozma/Ozpin x Glynda

Ironwood x Ozpin x Glynda

Mercury x Emerald x Cinder

Yang x Mercury x Emerald

Jaune x Weiss x Pyrrha

Jaune x Pyrrha x Ruby