#tairaven

[superiorsturgeon]

Taiyang: Qrow, I need a favor. Please don’t freak out.

Qrow: Why would I freak out?

Taiyang: Can I borrow a condom?

Qrow: DUDE YOU’RE DATING MY SISTER WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?!?!

Taiyang: I’m sorry, okay?!

Qrow: …UGH…fine!

Qrow: *slaps a condom into Taiyang’s hand* At least if you’re using protection nothing else will happen…

Qrow’s Semblance:

[brokentrafficknight]

This one is super old, maybe a year by now, and uses a format I'm not satisfied using anymore. No bulli

I also figured that since Ruby and Raven have no beef they'd have a surprisingly wholesome step-mom/daughter relationship.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

[notmaplemable]

Never Gonna Happen

Summer: ...

Qrow: Something wrong, Sums?

Summer: Nope.

Qrow: Then why are you being so quiet?

Summer: I'm just thinking about Tai and Raven dating.

Qrow: *Chuckles* Really? Like that would ever happen.

Summer: I think they would work. I think Tai's optimism and energy could really help Raven be a little less Raveny.

Qrow: Doesn't matter if they could work. Raven's not the dating type.

Summer: Says you.

Qrow: She's my sister.

Summer: That doesn't mean you know everything about her. Just you wait. They'll totally get together.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Year Later In The Wilderness Of Mistral

Summer: Psst Qrow, look.

Raven: *Resting her head on Tai's shoulder, asleep*

Summer: They're gonna start dating any day now.

Qrow: Nah, she just trusts him. She doesn't do dating.

Summer: Come on. They spend almost all day together basically every day. How can you think something can't possible happen between them?

Qrow: Trust me, others have tried with Raven. Didn't go well for them. It's better for Tai that they don't.

Summer: Nope, he's going to get right through her walls and turn let her blossom like a rose in bloom.

Qrow: ...Really?

Summer: Hey, it worked on you, didn't it? It can work on her too.

Qrow: *Sighs* Still not happening.

A Few Years Later At Graduation

Taiyang: Woo! No more class!

Raven: *Sitting on Tai's shoulders, rolls her eyes*

Summer: Qrow~.

Qrow: Still not happening.

Summer: You're going to owe me so many cookies when they get together.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Few Years Later At Summer And Qrow's Wedding

Summer: She's literally sitting on his lap.

Qrow: Doesn't mean anything.

Summer: Are you sure she's the stubborn one of you two?

Qrow: It's been six years. If it was going to happen, it would've happened.

Summer: It could be a slow burn romance.

Qrow: Sums.

Summer: Right, right. Back to wedding stuff, but I'm really looking forward to the honeymoon stuff~.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Few More Years Later At The Xiao Long - Branwen Residence

Taiyang: *Holding baby Yang*

Raven: *Being Raven*

Qrow: ...

Summer: *Signature Rose look of superiority*

[melonishus]

Bandit - Raven , it’s time for you to continue the Branwen line

Raven - [slaps table] Not ONE of you is man enough to slap my ass and call me a good girl

Bandit - Xiao Long did that to you ?!

Raven - You haven’t listened at all ! He was the lovable dork you morons, I’m talking about Summer !

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Writing Requests are OPEN

[imusama]

"raven and tai/summer are divorced" do you think raven has the patience and willpower to read through and sign divorce papers? do you think she even knows what divorce is? do you think summer and tai never had a fraction of hope that she'd come back? that woman is still, legally, married,

[omegy]

I have to make sense of TaiRaven somehow

(plot twist: Ruby got the squeaky toy voice from her dad, not her mom)

[gunchucks-wukong-archive]

Tai x Raven nation, one day we will rise AGAIN