#poly!lads

[hyperfixationhobo]

Sylus: “You are just as bad as Rafayel.”

Caleb: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Sylus: “I mean anytime MC leaves, you pout and sulk just like him.”

Caleb: “I don’t sulk.”

Sylus: “You’ve been sitting by the window ever since MC went shopping.”

Caleb: “It’s not sulking….I’m just waiting for them to return.”

Sylus: “You look like a dog.”

Caleb: “I do n-”

Rafayel: *Sprinting down the stairs.* “MC’s car just pulled up!”

Caleb: *Runs to the front door with Rafayel*

Sylus: “Dogs I tell you.”

[moon335000]

Poly!Lads headcannons

Just a collection of random headcannons for Poly!lads

•Rafayel dosent have just MC as his bodyguard anymore,everyone has done It at least once but Xavier and Caleb are the common options If MC is busy

•The chores in the house are organized this way

Coocking:Caleb or Zayne

Cleaning:Mc, Xavier and Rafayel

Laundry:Caleb or Xavier

Shopping:Sylus

•Zayne is the one who deals with the Bills and taxes,They have a shared account,Sylus is not on It becuse all of his money is dirty so he has a separte one

•Talia is overjoyed when She finds out about the Polycule,She was worried that her nephew was going to die alone and now he has 5 people to love him?thats a win

•On the Topic the lamurian's are very chill with this type of releashionship,love knows no bounds

•Gideon is very confused when He finds out and asks the weird questions,(Whith love)

•Jeremiah is just happy that Xavier is happy

•The twins are having the time of their lives now they have 6 parental figures,Caleb and Xavier act like the cool older brothers, Rafayel is the cool Uncle who lets them do What they want and Zayne is the responsibel father figure they can talk to

•Mephisto is now pulling doble dutie monitoring most of them,Zayne is expent

•Caleb is mephisto favorite thats is becuse-

•Caleb fixes mephisto up when Sylus cant

•Sylus is the one who makes repairs in Caleb's arm now,its much more slow then the machine but much less painfull

•Both Caleb and MC like Lumier and buy his merch this pisses Xavier off

•Zayne does everyone's physicals

•Sylus will buy them anything they want,Caleb wants a New model plane? bought, Rafayel wants some new painting suplys? Bought, Xavier wants some Old comic book? bought,Zayne wants some new sweets from his favorite Barkery, bought

•In so He is the best girft giver not just becuse of the money,everyone can buy What They want themselves but becuse He is very toughtfull while doing so

•In their 5 anniversery toghether Rafayel paints a big portrayt of the 6 toghether

NSFW stuff

•We all know the Caleb pantie sniffer headcannon i present to you,Caleb sniffs everyone's underwear headcannon

•They are distrubeted as:

Xavier: Mostly top

Rafayel: Switch

Zayne:Switch top leaning

Sylus:Switch

Caleb:Switch bottom leaning

•On the brat scale we have:

Xavier:Dom

Rafayel:Brat

Zayne:Brat tammer

Sylus:Brat anabler and Brat

Caleb:Brat anabler and good boy

•They have a schedule for Rafayel's Ebb day,Everyone does their part to Keep fishe happy

•They also made a schedule for sylus heat,that shows up in Shared bliss,Everyone gets out of the room pretty banged up after

Angsty things

•When Caleb has nightmares about Ever he looks for Xavier,the other Man calm Voice helps him sleep

•When Zayne wakes up as dawnbreaker Sylus is the one He talks to, Dawnbreaker can related to him more

•Right after Caleb joined was a very tense time in the group,It almost broke them apart

•Rafayel and Sylus team up to hunt down Carter after he harrassed Zayne again

•Xavier sometimes Really misses philosian food and so Sylus trys to help him coock some recipe He remembers from his childhood,but without the ingredientes its never the same

•Caleb,MC and Zayne will age like normal humans and that scares their more imortal lovers

[drdawnbreaker]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 ☆ 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐧

Pairing: Aliens!Poly!Lads!Men x MarsBornHuman!Reader

Summary: Your husband requires your "personal assistance"... unlucky for you, Sylus and Xavier want a taste of you also.

Word count: 3.09k

Genre: Alien au. Smut.

Warnings: Multiple tentacles! Jerking off. Fingering in a sense? Multi-coloured cocks (yes... thats a warning). Oral (m rec). Swearing. Mention of mating bonds and claims. A bandaged wound. Photography and videoing. Unprotected sex. Breeding. Egg laying. Multiple orgasms. Dirty talk. Pet names. Rough sex. Lowkey free use. Xavier is possessive as fuck. Illegal stuff. Running from the law. Guns and sirens. Gotta love a good heist.

Notes: Idk what came over me. But just the idea of the Lads boys all being some form of alien got my blood pumping. Enjoy

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You took a deep breath as you adjusted the bust hem of your long black dress. The ballroom was a swirl of glittering gowns and tuxedos, and the air buzzed with mingling laughter and gossip amongst the galactic elite. At your side was Caleb, your captain. He scanned the room, his eyes ever vigilant, ready to seize the opportunity to steal the rare artifact crafted by the fabled artisans of the Gilded Realm. This was your crew's mission—a heartbeat away from the legendary artifact that could bend time and realities itself.

Yet something gnawed at your gut, a feeling of unease that coiled like a serpent, distracting you from focusing. And just as you were about to voice your concerns to Caleb, your holocom vibrated against your thigh. You glanced down at where the sleek tablet rested, noticing Sylus’ user icon. Without causing too much attention, you uncliped the small rectangular size screen. But you felt your heart drop upon reading the message. It was a text, saying: “Kitten, our sweet doctor isn’t well. Meet us in the far bathroom. Hurry.”

“Captain, I—”

“Go,” Caleb replied, his voice steady, sensing the urgency in your demeanour. “We’ll hold off until you get back. Just be quick, okay pipsqueak.” The loving pet name rolled off his lips like butter, giving you some peace in your anxiousness.

You didn’t need to be told twice as you wove through the throng of elegantly dressed patrons, each step a mix of concern and adrenaline. You quickly reached the far end of the lavishly decorated hall away from most of the party guests. You opened the door to the women's restroom, and the moment you crossed the threshold, your heart ached at the sight before you. You found Doctor Zayne, your darling husband, in a state of distress. His tentacles, usually restrained and hidden, were now wrapping around his body uncontrollably, and his eyes held a frantic darkening look. "I'm sorry, my love," He panted, leaning against the sink, sweat glistening on his brow, his vibrant tentacles tightening with every second that passed. He looked up at you, a weak smile breaking through his evident discomfort. “I—,” he whimpered, his voice strained.

You rushed to his side, your hands reaching for his arms, noticing that his skin was hot to the touch. “What’s wrong?”

"I've gone into my rut early..." His voice held a note of embarrassment, but you could sense the urgency in his words. Usually, when Zayne’s species goes into their mating cycles they are isolated, and it's prepared meticulously. But since everyone is a different type of alien on the crew, it doesn't surprise you that cycles change and fluctuate to when they are supposed to happen.

Sylus, standing beside Zayne, added, "I've been trying to calm him down, but nothing seems to be working. I think we need to help him now before it becomes even more difficult to control. Just until we can get him back to the ship." You nodded at your lover, understanding the situation all too well. You knew that when Zayne goes into heat, his body has the tendency to take over, and his needs become all-consuming. So this was just to calm his body so it could give his mind some room to breathe.

So without wasting another moment, knowing Caleb told you to be quick, you pulled Zayne closer to you. Your bodies flush against one another as he held you against the cold, hard sink. You felt his icy tentacles slither down towards your legs, snaking themselves around your thighs before tightening around you. A mixture of desire and desperation surged through both of you and in one with swift motion, he spun you around, lifting your dress so the fabric could pile around your waist, revealing your already wet panties, a testament to your own growing arousal.

Zayne could no longer hold back. With a sharp snap, he tore your panties in half, the sound echoing in the bathroom. Letting the ruined material fall to the dirty floor, he used one of his lubricated tentacles to slide between your legs, spreading your limbs apart so he could stand behind you snugly. Zayne was already becoming quickly lost in the pleasure, needing to feel you wrap around him. “Zay be quick p-please…”

Your pants caused Zayne to growl animalistically. He hated people telling him to hurry up, but deep down, he knew why you said it, knowing Caleb’s temper all too well. So using his tentacles, two held your glistening folds open while he started to drill one into your pussy, stretching you out to accommodate his size in a moment.

“Fuck…” You let out a sharp gasp, a mixture of pleasure and surprise, moving your hips in time with the tendrils thrusts. Sylus stood by, his eyes fixed on the filthy scene before him. He couldn't help but reach down to palm himself through his pants, already feeling the stirrings of his own needs grow. He watched as Zayne’s tentacle worked their magic, pumping into you with a desperate speed, preparing you nicely.

You felt yourself getting carried away by the pleasure, almost forgetting where you were and why you were there. Zayne’s tentacle knew exactly how to stimulate you, knowing your body better than yourself, curling and twisting in just the right spots. You tried desperately to remain quiet, but as Zayne’s motions became more frantic, your breath quickened and soft moans escaped your lips as you felt yourself creep closer to the edge. “Baby pleaseee.”

“I know... Just let me enjoy this. Fuck..” He grunted through gritted teeth, his glasses fogging from his hot breath. What he would give to take his time with you, slowly pumping you full, eating you, loving on you for hours. But alas time was literally of the essence. So with a hazy mind, you reached out to comfort Sylus... to give him some relief as well. Your fingers fiddled at his belt, and the red alien couldn't help but chuckle at your desperateness. He flipped the belt off in seconds giving enough room for his long cock to slip out of its confinements. The patterning and ridges on his cock made you gulp, never being able to get used to the variety of shapes and sizes your lovers gifted you. Your tongue licked a strip up the base until you reached the tip, letting his cock slip into your waiting mouth.

“Fuck that's it, Kitty…” Sylus groaned, his hand gently holding the back of your head. You felt tears welt in the corners of your eyes, most likely ruining your makeup. Zayne doesn't stop his tentacles having added two more inside you as he picks up speed in his thrusts matching the snap in Sylus’ hips.

You were almost completely lost in the burn of desire until you could hear your holocom start to ring against your exposed thigh as it sat snug in its holster. You went to reach for it, worried it might be the captain telling you that time was up. But Sylus grabbed it before you could, reading the user icon to see it was none other than Xavier. Sylus couldn't help but chuckle at seeing his friend's name given to you, Xavier had only recently completed your mating bond when you all travelled to his home planet. His claim on your hip was most likely still red and sore beneath the bandage you put on it earlier this morning.

The poor bunny was wondering where you were. His sense of possessiveness was still strong, and he wanted to know your whereabouts every hour, every minute, every second or every day. And now, finding you were missing from your post next to your captain, he would have begun to worry. Sylus, thinking quickly, opened your holocom and started recording a video. The sight of Zayne’s tentacles buried deep inside your dripping cunt, the sounds of your moans muffled against his cock, with the image of you sucking him off for dear life was all too enticing to resist not sharing. And with a few quick taps and the quick text saying “busy”, Sylus sent the video to Xavier, knowing it would drive him wild.

Throwing the device onto the sink lazily, you all briefly noticed the vibrations of the com against the sink, announcing Xavier’s incoming call, but Sylus hit ignore before going back to focusing on the task at hand, fucking your pretty little mouth. Zayne had reached his limit quickly and with a final, powerful thrust he pulled his tentacles out of you before quickly replacing them with his hard bluish-hued cock. He drilled into you with passion, his high-pitched whimpers echoing around the dim restroom. He didn’t take long to start feeling the brew of heat in his gut, indicating his eggs were ready. Just a few more thrusts. He wanted to, needed to, last a bit longer. He was screaming at himself internally for wanting to empty his load so quickly but he couldn’t take it any longer. “Fuck, Honey. I need to come. You’re gonna be a good girl and take my eggs huh. Hold them and make them warm for me.”

Zayne’s ramble caused your cunt to clench tightly around him, sucking his cock in deeper. Your mouth flew off Sylus with a guttural cough. “Zayne!! Arghh. Please. I’ll be good. Give them to me.” He came deep inside you quickly after your sweet words, his slicked-up eggs pumping into you in relentless waves. As he emptied himself, one of his tentacles reached around to rub your clit, sending you into your own orgasm, your juices squirting around his cock before splattering all over the dirty bathroom floor.

Zayne pulled out of you slowly, his tentacle still gently caressing your sensitive flesh. But Sylus wasted no time in claiming what was his, spinning you around and pushing you up onto the counter. You had no time to process nor even try to stop him. You were here to help Zayne, to calm him down, not give Sylus a fucking quickie. But your legs instinctively wrapped around his thick waist nonetheless as he lined up his large alien cock at your entrance, ready to take his turn with you.

Sylus’ eyes rolled back and his jaw went slack as he plunged into your wet ruined pussy, your walls clenching around him, still sensitive from your high with Zayne. He fucked you with a vigorous pace, his abdomen tightening as the counter creaked under your combined weight. Sylus’ hand covered your mouth to muffle your cries as you began to scream out his name on repeat, his other hand gripping your hip too tightly to maintain his frantic drilling. He wasn't aiming for a slow climb to his release but instead the quickest route he could possibly take. Zayne, in his own temporary satisfaction, kissed your shoulder tenderly, lazily, his hazy mind still dancing among the clouds. His tentacle joined Sylus’ hand in bringing you to yet another orgasm, rubbing your little nub in quick short circles. Sylus groaned as he felt your pussy clamp down on his cock, and with a few more thrusts, he spilled his gooey seed into you, his own release mixing with Zayne’s warm eggs.

The bathroom door suddenly swung open just as Sylus was pulling out of your thoroughly fucked hole, and in walked none other than Xavier—right on queue—his face flushed and his cock tenting the front of his tailored pants. The sight before him, the sounds, and the smell of sex filling the room drove him into a frenzy. Xavier needed no invitation. He pulled you towards him roughly, bending you over the sink with an audible thud before lifting your dress out of his way as the fabric tried to fall. Without preamble, he entered you in one go, his slightly glowing cock sliding easily into your well-prepared hole. You felt full, completely stuffed with his huge cock, given his species was abnormally well-hung compared to most and your body buzzed with arousal at the forbidden nature of this whole situation. You were definitely going to get an ear full from Caleb when you finally got back to the mission at hand. Xavier fucked you with wild strength, the sound of his hips slapping against your ass quickly filled the room. The mix of Sylus and Zayne’s seed started to leak out of your pussy with each thrust only serving to heighten Xavier’s desire to come deep inside you. He was like an animal in heat, even worse than Zayne, driven by his need to claim what was his. His mate. His his his.

You could do nothing but hold onto the sink as Xavier jackhammered into you. Your own needs had been met multiple times over, but the relentless fucking continued, pushing you closer to the edge once more. You drooled onto the counter as your crackled moans played like music to all three mens’ ears. Xavier’s grunts filled the room also, as he approached his high, his hands gripping your hips tightly, leaving marks on your soft skin with his sharp nails.

“Fuck, fuck. I’m gonna breed this tight hole, push all Zayne’s eggs out. Make room for mine. Hmm.” Xavier chuckles making Zayne suddenly chime in his growl deep and primal.

“You wouldn’t fucking dare.” The red in Zayne’s eyes was evident that he was ready to fight Xavier but the other alien seemed to be more calm about the matter, staggering his hips slightly as he smirked devilishly.

“Try me.” With a final, powerful thrust, Xavier unloaded his cum deep into your cunt, his seed joining the mixture of his fellow alien crewmates. Your body trembled as you felt yet another high building rapidly, threatening to overwhelm your whole body. And as Xavier pulled out, his cum leaked out of you like a waterfall, mingling with the others, a sticky mess on the bathroom floor. But Xavier was quick to plug your hole back up with his fingers.

You slumped completely against the sink, your body spent, and thoroughly used. You looked at the three men surrounding you. You went to speak, but just as you opened your mouth, the air grew heavy with sirens blaring throughout the lavish ballroom under the door before entering the bathroom. The stomach-churning sound jolted you all. Then, as if on queue, suddenly, the door slammed open, and Caleb burst into the restroom, his face pale with frustration, concern, and a little turned on.

“Raf got the Artifact!...the fucking idiot” he shouted but mumble the last part. “We need to leave now!” Without a second thought, Zayne hoisted you up into his arms adjusting your dress so you were covered. His strength returned as if sudden adrenaline coursed through his veins. You just clung to his broad shoulders, laughter bubbling between all four of you as they dashed out of the bathroom, hearts racing along with their feet.

The moment you all emerged, chaos erupted in the lavish ballroom. Guards with laser guns were already fanning out, searching with narrowed eyes, but you and your crew were ready. Darting past tables, ducking under chandeliers of illuminated crystals that might have cut the air above them. With Caleb leading the way, all the men twisted and turned through the maze-like corridors of the royal estate, Zayne still tightly holding onto you, their crazed laughter mingling with frantic footsteps booming behind them. “That’s it! This way!” Caleb yelled, pointing towards an emergency exit where the ship docks lie.

As they neared the ship dock, they could hear the relentless footsteps of guards and more sirens blaring in the distance. “Hurry!” Rafayel voice echoed through the comm, urging his crew onward. With a final burst of speed, Zayne propelled himself and you through the narrow closing door leading to your vessel, the starlight. The sleek design of their ship loomed before you—a sanctuary waiting to be boarded.

“After me!” Caleb shouted as he helped Xavier aboard, hand in hand. Rafayel was already at the controls, having set the cloaking device to prepare for your escape, the Artifact having been hooked up beautifully─again Rafs handy work.

You felt your heart race, the thrill of the heist and the quick-not-so-quick fuck session igniting your senses. As you finally all piled into the ship, you caught a glimpse of the guards emerging quickly from the exit but Caleb was quicker. “Initiating launch now!” Caleb’s hands flew over the controls as he pressed the buttons with urgency.

Just as the guards reached them, the mighty engines of the starlight roared to life. And with a final surge, the ship lifted off the dock, and you looked back one last time, meeting the glances of hostile eyes as they faded into the stars. “Fuuuckk! We did it!” Rafayel cheered, slapping Zayne on the back as they flew into the depths of the galaxy, laughing at their narrow escape.

You finally let out the breath you were holding, your nose nuzzling into his scent gland on his neck, calming him and yourself. You beamed at him, who grinned back despite the weariness in his eyes. “Next time, can we skip the chaos?” You teased.

“I make no promises, my love,” he replied with a wink walking you towards his chamber where he could finally get you all to himself for the rest of the night.

—

© DrDawnBreaker. Do not steal, plagiarise, translate, repost, or use my work in any way, shape, or form.

[abbylee0710]

Entertainer/idol/actress isekai’d non-mc pt. 2 (poly route)

Since non-mc is hyperfeminine, imagine that the most spoiled in the game is actually mc. She gets every outfit, whether paid or not. She has the most pictures in snapshots and glint photobooth, and even her solo poses are complete.

The Li’s are treated equally by non-mc and she loves all of them but mc? Her outfits and accessories are priority, non-mc would get mc’s first before any of the Li’s and it translates to her actions when she got isekai’d. She pampers mc. Non-mc loves to buy her make up and matching accessories.

Non-mc’s first paycheck in the LADS universe? She bought a very famous skin care that is recommended when you are always in the battlefield (“mc you still need to look beautiful while slaying!! That’s mercy for the wanderers to see your pretty face before their demise.”) She plays dress up with her always and will make sure that she is available to listen to mc’s troubles.

Mc LOVES this and she gloats on it to the guys. She always has this smug face when she asks for non-mc’s presence and not even the combined forces of the five guys can stop non-mc to go to mc. Maybe that’s why the guys can’t also help but fall so much deeper for the two.

I mean, who could resist two empowered and very beautiful women? The guys would have a very hard time understanding that yes they do love mc but they also feel very deeply for non-mc, they can’t help but be drawn towards the two of them.

All while this chaos of emotions is happening, they solved the problem by directly asking mc, and what a very simple solution she had proposed.

“Then shouldn’t we just all date each other then? I really don’t mind if non-mc is part of it, I love her too.”

Her love is too big that it can include others too, bless her heart. Mc wouldn’t mind sharing the guys to non-mc. It even looks like they would have a harder time to get non-mc with mc around. Both girls are attached to the hip.

The problem though? Easing non-mc to the thought that all of them are ok with her being part of their dynamics. Non-mc is the type to truly wish for the best for mc and that includes her relationship with the guys. She will never cross mc’s boundaries and wish for a romantic relationship when it means that it can potentially hurt mc.

Will she feel jealous? Yes, but she will also always support women first before any men so she will prioritize mc.

Cue funny misunderstandings brought by failed plans and unsuccessful talks. Mc is just here to enjoy the show with her guys and non-mc, all while non-mc is confused but still goes along with what’s happening. The people who just really suffer at this point will be the guys.

Pt.1 (og idea)

[juiceeypeach]

♡ lads fic recs ♡

[★] peach’s pick

[♡] fluff

[𖤐] smut/suggestive

[☾] angst

[𖦹] crack

last updated: 12.30.2025 @ 05:13 AM

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no one’s ever made you cum before and your boyfriend can’t believe you think it’s your fault.

BRATTY JOKE. kasstellation.

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you fucked around and found out.

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ROTTEN TO THE CORE. latrespada.

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caleb punishes you due to his own jealousy from you being surrounded by men.

LIE. humanjarvis.

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caleb catches you in a lie and you suffer the consequences, immediately.

★ CUM HOME. aomiiine.

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after being gone for service for almost a full year, your husband returns home.

GOOD ENOUGH. cinnamorollcrybaby.

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caleb finds out you’re stringing along 4 other guys and makes it his mission to piss off xavier.

RUN AWAY. yandere-sins.

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caleb catches you trying to run away and uses his evol on you.

YOUR MAN. plutotheplum.

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caleb doesn’t like that your tutor is a guy.

EYES ON YOU. kutepil.

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caleb has hidden cameras all over his house so you decide to put on a show for him.

PRINCESS CUT. xiaprint.

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cute boyfriend!caleb texts.

★ IS THIS LOVE. applecour.

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stalker!reader & caleb matching each others freaks.

JEALOUSY, JEALOUSY. madamechrissy.

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you and caleb both have issues with jealousy. and he’s gonna take his out on you.

OH BABY. aeyumicore.

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caleb is gonna fuck a baby into you.

★ STUPID GIRL. stonedtaemin.

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you’re really horny and caleb is too busy to indulge, so you brat.

★ BASE NOTES. mintcaleb.

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caleb is going insane trying to figure out why you smell like THAT.

EXHAUSTED. faemurmur.

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you let yourself burn out and caleb comes to clean up the pieces.

ILL-LOGICAL. mintcaleb.

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you and your boyfriend, caleb, attend an event as strangers.

★ MALFUNCTION. ariichive.

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moving in with caleb was bound to have its ups and downs... but did he have to modify everything in his home to keep track of you?

★ NICE GIRLS. slapmeshigiraki.

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you’re feeling insecure about your dresses, so caleb makes sure you apologize for insulting his favorite girl.

CAM GIRL. heartyluv.

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caleb found your cam page and he becomes obsessed.

★ PERVS. heartyluv.

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your landlord’s grandson is obsessed with you, but he doesn’t know that the feeling is mutual.

★ BABY DADDY. heartyluv.

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caleb catches a man in your house when he checks on you through the cameras you never knew he installed. long story short, he’s fucking pissed.

★ TAT ARTIST. heartyluv.

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after you and your crush hooked up, you start avoiding him… he doesn’t like that.

FRAT BOY. heartyluv.

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you broke up with caleb months ago and swore he would never get another chance, no matter how many times you’ve warmed his bed after the fact. good luck with that.

PRANK. heartyluv.

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SMAUs where you prank your boyfriend.

★ ICE CREAM CAKE. slapmeshigiraki.

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you cheat on your boyfriend with frat boy!caleb.

★ SCREAM. slapmeshigiraki.

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part TWO to ice cream cake. you’re still cheating on your boyfriend with frat boy!caleb.

★ STRANGE ADDICTION. slapmeshigiraki.

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part THREE to ice cream cake. after breaking up with your boyfriend, you run into caleb again.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. heartyluv.

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your best friend caleb is a little… obsessed with you. things come to a head when you lie to him about dinner with a male colleague.

THIGH. sweetcalebb.

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needy caleb can’t resist.

GLORYHOLE. strwbrrtmoonwrites.

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yeah, that stranger from the gloryhole booth? turns out he's got military pull and a possessive streak a mile wide. yes, he'll shut down your whole world to claim you. no, escape isn't on the menu once his obsession kicks in.

DON’T WAKE UP. chaacoonnee.

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you start leaving your door unlocked at night, so caleb comes in to check on you. when he promises to keep you safe, he didn't mean from himself.

SOULMATE HOLEMATE. cherryscript.

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you ordered a custom dildo that perfectly matches your big-brother-figure caleb’s dick. caleb ordered a pocket pussy that perfectly matches your's. neither of you knows the toys are synced to the real thing. now every time one of you fucks your toy, the other feels it—like ghost sex on steroids. you’ve both spent months thinking you’re being haunted by the supernatural while secretly fucking each other senseless through the wall. the feedback loop goes haywire. no one is surviving this vacation with their sanity intact.

★ GG DON’T CLIP. strwbrrymoonwrites.

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in the glow of his gaming setup, a simple tease during his stream becomes the spark that turns one ordinary night into the beginning of something neither of you can stop craving.

THINKIN ABOUT. calebslittlesecret.

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tara convinces you to download a safety app that'll help you discover hidden cameras. what's the worst that could happen?

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POSSESIVE. slapmeshigaraki.

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xavier gets off on you being jealous.

★ SHEEP’S CLOTHING. mintcaleb.

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you really want to fuck the virgin cashier at the local convenience store.

★ BARK. slapmeshigiraki.

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you looked at another guy for two seconds and now xavier is making you regret it.

★ SHY GIRL. medicli.

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xavier likes that his shy girl is quiet in bed.

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FLASHING. tbaluver.

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flashing the LADS men during an argument. (separate)

COMFORTING. kirbmey.

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couple, reader & sylus both want rafayel. reader x poly!crowfish.

BEST DREAMS. poisonf0rest.

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reader wakes up from a nightmare so rafayel comforts her while xavier sleeps next to them in bed. poly!starfish x reader.

SWEET DREAMS. sinstae.

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sylus and reader have a good time while zayne watches after a hard and long day. poly!snowcrow x reader.

★ FLAMES & SHADOWS. poisonf0rest.

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rafayel helps smuggle reader into the N109 zone not knowing it would lead you into sylus’ arms. while she is passed out, they both discover she has a past life with the both of them. poly!snowcrow x reader.

COOKOUT. chibichibi-mia.

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when the lads boys get invited to the cookout. (separate)

BITING. oncasette.

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how the lads men react to an s/o that bites them as a way of showing their love. (separate)

RAMBLINGS. alynnia.

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long drabble of HCs for poly!crowfish x MC, but mainly CF.

SAY MY NAME. dadddybangtan.

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xavier overhears reader & sylus together and wants to join in on the fun. starcrow x reader.

FRAT LADS. onacasette.

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frat boy!LADS HCs

★ WHY CHOOSE. cinnamorollcrybaby.

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poly!LADS x reader/MC series.

★ WELCOME HOME. lovegasmic.

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caleb is back in you life and he and zayne are back to fighting over you. poly!snowapple x reader.

ZAYNE TEACHING. deepspacenova.

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now that caleb is back and you & zayne are together, he has to learn from zayne all the things you like. poly!snowapple x reader.

PUSH AND PULL. eyrichandesu.

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applecrow x reader. threesome with meanie!caleb and softie!sylus.

TREATMENT. cinnamorollcrybaby.

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snowapple x reader. your protocore syndrome is acting up so your childhood best friends take care of you.

★ NO TOUCHING. mintcaleb.

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applecrow x reader. you and caleb are known as the it couple of the sex club you’re working at, and one day a beautiful stranger with rubies for eyes approaches you with an unusual request.

★ SLEEPOVER. 3ardnpc.

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starapple x reader. when caleb has to move in with you for a week, a jealous xavier is eager to drive him out by fucking you loud enough for him to hear.

NO ESCAPING. dollyswishingwell.

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you didn’t escape your yandere!fav (separate)

OVERSTIMULATION. nanamisgirly.

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being overstimulated by your fav. (separate)

★ CLEANING UP. veebeeboo109.

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poly!lads x reader. the big house with many boyfriends and the boyfriends are also boyfriends with each other. and you can't help by feel like you've met them all before. multi chapter!

★ ANYTHING. dollgxtz.

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literally anything dollgxtz has written, i’ve read all of their masterlist in like 24 hours!

JUNO. alyakhq.

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applecrow x reader. you’re being punished by your lovers in an eiffel tower.

★ IN HEAT. spacekittiesmeow.

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separate! you lied about being a beta, you’re actually an omega… and you’re in heat RIGHT NOW!

CAN’T BE TAMED. medicli.

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separate! the LADS men as brat tamers.

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[astracora]

What have you been playing?

Characters: LADs x gn!mc (poly lads)

Warnings: Very slight spoilers for new event

Written: 11th February 2025

Notes: Poly lads group chat. MC plays a new game, the boys are curious, MC gets very bullied. Good partners want to know what their partners are into 😌 I was about to sleep but this idea wouldn't leave me alone. So have at ye.

Masterlist AO3

[misa1love]

Bro imagine poly LADS

I was gonna do a Top to Bottom hierarchy list but then I realised, they’ve all 100% bottomed multiple times with eachother so they’re all switches. I feel like Rafayel and Zayne are probably more sub leaning than the other though and Caleb too🙏🏾🙏🏾

But omg imagine having a movie date with them in Sylus private cinema??? They’d be so cozy and if you’re watching a musical then it’s def turning into a karaoke night too🥹

Also horror movie nights specifically would be so fun bc imagine being tucked right next to Sylus and then you look next to you and Rafayel is literally IN Zaynes shirt, sitting on his lap with his face between his tits while Xavier just nervously holds Caleb’s hand on the other side of Sylus. And yk Rafayel isn’t even THAT scared either but he’ll take any chance to be this close to Zayne (and he’s so real for that!!)

And also group gossip sessions??? Rafayel, you and Caleb are discussing GREAT details, arms flailing around and Caleb even standing up to reenact some scenarios while Xavier is napping on Zayne lap (everyone loves how cool his body is fr) while he and Sylus nod along and add occasional opinions, mostly just watching you three in pure adoration🩷

Cooking duties are mostly for Zayne and Caleb, sometime even Sylus. Xavier is banned from the kitchen (for obvious reasons) along with Rafayel because he keeps singing opera into whoever’s cookings ear just to piss them off (and perchance have angry sex🥹). Cleaning duties are for Xavier and You/mc, he probably did it in a maid costume once atleast and everyone had the TIME of their LIFEE smacking the shit of out his ass everytime he bent down. Secretly loved it and plans on wearing it again🙏🏾

Laundry for Caleb and Zayne, Zaynes mostly there to make sure Caleb doesn’t waste time sniffing yalls panties and boxers. Oh and everyone has matching women’s lingerie in their respective colors bc why tf not and we all bottoms in this house🙏🏾 #slut4slut

Anything money related is strictly for Sylus, he refuses to let anyone pay the bills to anything and honestly, they’ve all lowkey accepted it😔

Overall PEAK Chaos but also probably the best life ever 🥹🤞🏾

[starfilledfield]

lads college au

mc has to move into a frat house with all the lis after dorm shenanigans. big sitcom vibes but with mc being passed around like a communal pocket pussy by the end of the semester.

staring

𓂃𓍯 gamer!xavier - who’s only alive from the hours of 11pm to 6 maybe 7am. he does alter his sleep schedule for parties, . his only signs of life are the meme’s he posts in the house chat and the tiktok’s he’s sent. no one knows what his major is or if he’s passing or failing.

𓂃𓍯 scholarship!zayne - this man is the reason the house is functioning. he makes sure all the bills are paid on time (with raph’s credit card) and the groceries are bought (..with raph’s credit card.) nursing major, keeps all of his textbooks scattered on the dining room table.

𓂃𓍯 nepobaby!rafayel - boy waves around mommy’s credit card like he’s the baddest bitch alive but screams like a small child anytime there is a tiny spider. sabrina carpenter wrote man child about him, he has the voicemail to prove it. arts major, loves to paint in the living room in his ocean themed boxers and matching silky, skimpy robe. at any time of the day.. or night..

𓂃𓍯 fuckboy!sylus - can get you whatever you want. yes the administration knows he’s dealing, but he ‘talked’ to the dean about it. she said she’d look the other way 👀. he is somehow passing all of his classes but no one’s ever seen him go to class?? business major, absolutely no one is surprised and they change his name to finance hoe in the group chat immediately.

𓂃𓍯 himbo!caleb - wakes up every day at 4am just to go for a jog and likes it. he actually just likes the peace and quiet of being able to jog shirtless and not have sorority girls falling all over him. when he comes home he makes everyone breakfast fresh out of the shower with his towel around his waist and and apron helping hold it up. aerospace engineering major on a sports scholarship.. he doesn’t understand why no one believes him when he says he’s aiming to be valedictorian.

and finally

𓂃𓍯 mc!!! - this poor girl just wanted somewhere to sleep, to get her degree and move on with her life. now she’s stuck living in a household full of walking distractions who all seam hell bent on making studying peacefully incredibly hard.

𓍯ོ and with all that, i humbly present to you all with this fucking thing 𓍯ོ

imagine the first morning after arriving. one of those nights where sleep just doesn’t come and all you can do is stare at your ceiling until the orange hints of a new dawns light being to flicker through your drawn blinds. your room is half unpacked, the necessities pulled out and scattered across the space in the chaos of the move. you’re alarm clock on your box covered desk reads nearing six am, but a clatter from down in the kitchen had you pushing yourself up and grabbing the nearest and cleanest hoodie before jogging down the stairs and stumbling upon.. a scene to say the least.

caleb standing over the stove with a baking sheet covered in bacon, a wearing a white lacy apron with delicate apples embroidered along the edges. the apron’s tightly tied lace ribbon holding up the towel draped around his waist almost moments away from falling off. he’s bouncing around the kitchen preparing an absolute feast, refilling coffee’s and flipping pancakes while half naked and inching closer and closer to exposing his perfectly sculpted body in its entirety to their home.

rafayel is strewn across the entire length of the booth style seating of the breakfast nook in nothing more than a baby blue sheer floor length robe with white plush feathers lining the length and wrists and a pair of silky skintight briefs adorned with iridescent bubble patterns. his hands are covered in paint and he’a groaning about how inspiration just hasn’t stuck him, that he’s absolutely, positively dying of hunger and what’s taking caleb so long (caleb keeps telling him it’ll be five more minutes.)

xavier is sat across from rafayel, playing on some handheld gaming device and not paying attention to any of the chaos around them. his hands are moving deftly on the controls, taking a break to grab his can of some bright colored energy drink. he’s dressed in loose pastel purple, blue and yellow star boxers and a dark grey hoodie. the hood is drawn but it’s clear his hair is unbrushed, like he hasn’t left the sanctuary of the house in weeks.

zayne’s hunched over the table, his hair completely array and still dressed in the same white tank top and navy blue sweatpants you’d seen him wearing the night before. he looks like he hasn’t slept, his notes and textbooks taking up the entirety of the dining room table while he leans over it like the high ground will give him the advantage over his studying. his palms are pressed flat against some notes and texts he’s deemed are unimportant to his overall goal, his muscles unconsciously flexing— from stress of from an effort to keep his sleep deprived mind awake you cannot tell.

sylus is lounging across the couch in the living room, dressed only in a pair of loose black pajama pants that look like they could pay for your student loans in their entirety. he’s ‘asleep’ with one arm draped over his eyes like he and his perfectly sculpted chest aren’t the perfect inspiration that rafayel has been stating to lack.

and there you stand, in the middle of it all, suddenly very aware of the living situation you signed up for. especially when a wrong turn to great you causes caleb’s towel to catch on a half open drawer, leaving you with a much clearer image of the situation.

hehehe, i love the idea of the poly!ladsxreader, and i think this au makes it silly and goofy and fun. i hope you enjoyed this product from my brain lovlies🥰😚💕