#poor max

[bunnybonesstudio]

Mike: Does it mean anything if he drank out of the water bottle right after I drank out of it?

Max: …

Mike: Like does it count as kissing or—?

Max: Just ask Will out you fucking freak.

[ladysomething]

“took it like the champion he is” max they’re calling you a good boy bottom on offical websites how will you respond

[notteddybear]

Charles,laughing: Be careful or you'll fall in love with me🤭

Max: It's already late

Charles: Yeah, time to sleep

Charles: Good night

Max*has been trying to let Charles know about his feelings for the second year now*: ...oh... good night

Pierre, who was forgotten: fuck, so today isn't THE day... but someday my dumb friend will understand... someday...

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 280

Max: Hey, schatje can you do something for me?

Charles: I would kill for you, help you cover up a murder and take the blame myself

Max: Great, can you follow me in instagram?

Charles: Woah, let's not get crazy

[blueberry-obsessed]

I will never apologise for the person I've become ever since Charles saw a pregnant person with a baby and said "Yes. That. I want that."

[finnthepartyboy]

max during the prank, after the prank, then after the fall

[nobredoesart]

Victoria: "Maxine, you are taking too long with the photo." Max: "....I'm currently a bit distracted, okay, leave me be-"

[loquarocoeur]

what about Max being drunk out of his mind and Charles helping him home, undress him, put him to bed, manhandling him a little etc. Max tries to pull Charles closer, kiss him, but Charles only says "you’re way too drunk to consent" or sth like that and then Max goes off in a drunken rant about "fuck you and your fcking consent [...] i wish you’d just take me"

and as soon as Max's hangover has (mostly) cleared up, Charles asks him about it but Max is absolutely MORTIFIED but Charles sees right through him

and so on and so forth

Max swears to never get drunk ever again

Ah, what a callback to the original fic🥰 You're right, one way or another Max would definitely be making a drunken fool of himself again sometime...