#programmer socks

[prettiestplatypus]

True story, heard it from my aunt who works at nintendo

This is the uncensored version of a page from my comic "The Prettiest Platypus" on Webtoon That you can read it here! <-

[cr1zz0]

i need this, where can i find this??

[dinosaureleanor]

Any computer scientist born after 2000 cant develop for complex systems… all they know is sanitize input, update they jira tasks, call someone else’s microservice, upload they api keys to GitHub, and lie about acceptance criteria

[autopygmalion]

White Boy Orders In FLUENT C++, SHOCKS Trans Woman Barista

[anim-ttrpgs]

Technology Skill from Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy. Every investigator has the same 21 Skills, which are set at a rating from +3 to -3 depending on how good or bad they are at those things. Before applying any Traits, an investigator's skill ratings have to add up to net 0.

[prokopetz]

Ironically, there’s a non-zero chance that thigh-high stockings actually do make you a better computer programmer, because people with desk jobs usually have shitty circulation in their legs, and compression socks can help with that.

[clovereatscookies]

Btw!!! Probably my best work yettttt! Really happy with the rendering! I think I’m finally finding my art style :3

Decided to go with da femboy outfittttt eheheh, I’m so gay. The props of being genderfae fr fr

[sexhaver]

i have this pair of tie-dye rainbow socks i wear sometimes and whenever my husband sees me wearing them he says "looks like you secured your account, nice" and he says its a runescape thing. i never played that game and don't wanna google it to learn more since i trust him, he's an osrs dude, but i was wondering if this brings up any nostalgia for you. he always seems to get such a kick out of saying it to me. thanks ps i promise this isn't a weird foot thing.

lmfao your husband is hilarious. way back in 2006, Jagex wanted to make sure people were using two-factor authentication to secure their account, so they added a low-level dungeon named the Stronghold of Security that had some very basic combat but mostly consisted of being asked easy security questions about sharing passwords/bank PINs/etc. and the catch was that you needed 2FA on your account to even enter the dungeon, and you wanted to enter it ASAP on new accounts because you got basically free money and equipment, including the Fancy Boots:

i ran the dungeon myself back in the day even though i was way overleveled specifically for the drip