#real interaction

[leavemealoneiwasbeingjoyous]

Older brother: “‘Frankie’ what’s your favourite dinosaur? And not the long neck one”

Me: “not the Bruhathkayosaurus? Velociraptor.”

Older Brother: “you need to watch more movies”

Mum: “You know what my favourite one is? The dead one”

[was-the-grink-there]

Me: we’re having macaroni and cheese

13yo brother: awwwwwwww :C

Me: with real cheese not the boxed powder stuff

13yo brother: YAYYYY *gets up and I kid you not starts dancing in the middle of the living room*

[leiten7]

[was-the-grink-there]

Something happened in the car today that I think perfectly sums up the dynamic between me and my two younger brothers (the third and my sisters weren’t with us)

11yo: oh wow, look at those slides, they’re huge!!

Me: *squints out window* they look dangerous.

13yo: WAIT WHERE I CANT SEE THEM- NOOOOOOOOOO-

[duck-from-hell-offical]

my cousin, holding a straw: no Oliver this isn’t food. me: he craves to be like the turtles. my cousin: what an odd comment to make. two minutes later. me: I don’t like ice in my drinks. my cousin: what the fuck is wrong with you. me: why is that the comment you have a problem with??????

My cousin: sacrilege. me: what the are you on????

[nikocantstoptalking]

“Double my headache and give it to Jay!!”

“What did I do to you dude???”

“I meant the Lego… from Ninjago…”

“Why do you hate a Lego”

[yeahitsjustkat]

Hoes think I don't know ball about my favorite game series Pikmin because of a joke smh

[myriadmonstergirls]

"you know the subtle difference between mhm and m'mm right?"

thats STUPID they should be extremely different. it should be "mhm" and (HISSES REALLY LOUD)