me when I'm good at a character and they're hot
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me when I'm good at a character and they're hot
You all need to consider yourselves lucky that I am not in the 9-1-1 writer’s room. Because I’m telling you right now that if I was—not only would Buck ABSOLUTELY be dying, he would 1. die just as he confesses his feelings to Eddie, 2. be a direct parallel to how Bobby died and 3. a parallel to Orpheus and Eurydice.
Look, you’re already here and hungry. You might as well let me cook.
Slow Morning
Summary: DaveJadeKat. Mornings. Fluff.
I woke to someone (Jade) pressing wet puppy-kisses to my cheeks, before leaning over me and presumably waking Karkat as well. The big troll grumbled and rolled into my shoulder, and Jade leaned back and smiled brightly at her boyfriends.
“Aww! Snuggly little puppies!” She chirped, before swaying out of the room. “I’m making bacon-bagels! Don’t be late!” she called over her shoulder.
LISTEN im obsessed w emre LIKE IM STALKING TUMBLR FOR ANY NEW CONTENT can i plz request some smut but like,, with plot ofc? if you can't write this then no worries !
maybe the (fem) reader and emre run into eachother bc reader is independent and sabatoging talon AND overwatch stuff so emres sent to take care of business 👀 bc my mans is forced into talon now lol
Double Agent, PT 1
Author's Note:
I decided to split this into two parts anon, as I seem to have become a bit invested in my own story lol and I would love to see the feedback on this as I haven't written in a long time so I'm rusty.
Emre Sarioglu x F! Reader smut
Warnings: MDNI!! (obviously), eventual smut with plot (I'm not the greatest at this I apologize), enemies(?) to lovers trope, brief mention of Sombra, brief Emre POV.
kicking my feet and giggling rn because I have 13 hours of playtime on this man already and he's just SO FINE idc if some of you call him basic
(couldn't find a GIF of him but I need smut asap my hormones are in a tizzy)
it's kinktober where is the (marvel rivals) blade smut?
literal vampire hello?? I love him and no one writes for him. ;_;
ok but why is Adam in Marvel Rivals kinda.....
I always say that when it comes to any ship with Leo Valdez, the only way it could possibly work is if he has someone that can completely match 1. his intelligence, 2. his humor, and 3. his crazy.
Which is why I am of the opinion that Caleo could not be a good ship because Calypso could mostly likely only do one of these things. Two if she’s having a bad day. NOW before we start cheering or start throwing the tomatoes, let me explain. (From an unbiased point of view.)
But Leo needs someone who’s gonna challenge him. Not too much that he’ll go out of his way just to defy you on something but enough to keep himself motivated. He’s quick with his remarks, he’s gotta have someone who can throw it back just as quickly. And I can’t emphasize this enough, someone who will match his crazy. This little dude is honestly low-key batshit insane and to have a healthy relationship, he needs someone who can understand it and match it.
And I’m going to tell you why I believe Calyspo cannot do all of these things:
1. His intelligence.
While I do believe Calyspo is very intelligent (she’s a goddess after all) and could match Leo on that, there’s a difference between raw intellect and thought process. In the books, Calyspo literally states that Leo treats every situation like a problem to be fixed. While she wasn’t completely off the bat and Leo does have a problem with doing that, she didn’t both trying to figure out exactly WHY and how to meet him in that level.
Patterns make sense to Leo. The one way to tell that the cogs in his brain are working at top speed is when he gets that look in his eyes and rolls up his sleeves and gets ready to work. A high to him is solving what was actually wrong with something and managing to fix it. And as a coping skill, he applies this logic to real life. And it makes it so much intense and harder for him because his emotions are involved.
Calyspo, unfortunately, is still just a goddess at the end of the day. Or at least, was one. She can’t relate to Leo’s thought process, why things connect the way it does. She doesn’t think in patterns like him. They have two very different ways of looking at things, and this isn’t to say Leo needs someone who thinks like him. He needs someone who can UNDERSTAND how he thinks and Calyspo clearly can’t if she made a comment like that.
Two, his humor.
One thing I couldn’t see them actually connecting on his humor. Not saying Calyspo doesn’t have a sense of humor, no. She has a different sense of humor and Leo’s sense of humor is the akin to flirting with someone not because he wants them but because he finds it hilarious.
But Leo’s WHOLE thing is humor. That’s the one thing he uses on a day to day basis to connect with people. (Which is a whole issue on its own when he starts thinking that’s all he’s good for but we will get back to that.) A relationship with Leo, you gotta connect via humor. If he talks shit, you need to be able to talk shit back. I cannot emphasize on how having similar senses of humor is so important for a relationship, ESPECIALLY one with Leo “will joke than talk about his feelings” Valdez. You have to at least have similar senses of humor and he and Calyspo have two different sense of what’s funny and what isn’t.
Leo is the type to insult someone he loves for fun. And Calyspo will straight up kill him for that (/hj).
Three, his crazy.
I said Calyspo could match Leo’s crazy on a bad day. I was not lying. The point is — Calyspo is mostly stable and being in a relationship with Leo would lead to them not only disagreeing over plenty but miscommunication after miscommunication. I fear their relationship would be nothing but miscommunications which leads to fighting with leads to built up resentment in the relationship. You see where I’m going with this?
And it feels like (correct me if I’m wrong) that Leo is constantly walking this tight rope of genius and madness. Always on the verge of letting his emotions consume him or his thoughts get too much, I swear he said something in the book about not liking being left alone with his thoughts too much but maybe I’m wrong. Idk. 🤷
But like I was saying, Leo’s the type to walk this tight rope so long as people applaud. So long as people still see him as useful and worth keeping around, even if it’s slowly chipping away at his will, his health and his sanity.
And I don’t think he needs someone to help him walk this tight rope. He’s been doing this for a long time, he knows how not to fall. But sometimes, he’ll just…stand there and wait for a wind to swing him one side or the other. (Much like how he is about his life, Leo is careless.) He’d need someone to help him see that at least turning this tightrope into a bridge so it’s easier to walk is an option. Someone to challenge him just enough that he’ll do it and start drawing the blueprints the next time he tries to walk it.
Hmm. I wonder who’s the best at understanding how Leo thinks and giving him complete control in his environment, good at reigning him back, convincing him that he’s worth more than he presents himself as, and motivating him by just challenging him enough that by the time he realizes what happened, he already made something wonderful. I wonder who. (ahem ahem, Jason Grace, ahem.)
But this isn’t a valgrace post. Rick trying to use Calyspo as a bandaid for Leo’s issues we should’ve seen him get to work through ASIDE (not to mention age gap), realistically speaking, even if that was not the case — Calyspo and Leo could not be in a relationship. Even if they got into one, they would not be able to last very long. They could be friends but they’d quite literally tear each other apart in a relationship/hj
Thank you for sitting through this unwanted Tedtalk. As you walk out, pamphlets are to your right, my business card to your left and someone will present you with the option of fruit snacks as you go.