#redacted arden

[rottenrhee]

David was one of those kids who hated being called rich even though they were

Asher was upper middle class

Milo and Darlin were dirt poor majority of their childhoods

Christian was lower middle class

Arden was upper middle class

Amanda was also one of those rich kids who hated being called rich (but she preferred the term well-off)

Sam was always between southern poverty and upper lower class

[andyinchoate]

Kinda silly how funny I think it is that wolves have longer snouts than dogs. Like their snouts are just better. I can't help but giggle idk

Anyway Shaw Pack wolf snout headcanons

Darlin' has the longest snout in the pack, which makes for some... interesting 0.5 pics. You could land a plane on their snout.

For David, it's basically hopeless to do that trend with him where you make an O with your hands for the canine to put their nose through. His snout is too chunky.

Milo looks like what a wolf would look like if it was a showdog. He has an incredibly angular, pointy snout that makes for a dramatic silhouette.

Asher's nose moves the most, with the biggest nostrils in the pack. His sniffing is very loud, like a cartoon dog.

Amanda has the best olfactory system when shifted. It's pointless to hide anything from her because she can and will sniff it out. Also works with gossip.

Christian's snout has an upper lip that never quite covers his top row of teeth.

Arden has the shortest snout, but it's the most pointy so it looks longer. Her jaw is almost the strongest in the pack, second to David.

[redactahoe]

David's weekend safety brief

David: this weekends safety brief.

David: don't add to the population *points to Sam & Darlin*

David: don't subtract form the population *points to Babe*

David: don't end up in the hospital *points to Angel*

David: news paper *points to Arden and Asher*

David: or jail *points to Crissy*

David: if you end up in jail establish dominance quickly, have good weekend

[deezbignutz]

More Redacted hc bc why tf not, yknow :))))) (this is also to make up for not doing Brachium and Christian but u don't need to know that-)

One time during their early stages of dating, Angel found out about henna from Baaabe and wanted to surprise David with it some cool squiggles and flowers knowing damn well he would have a strong reaction to it. He did in fact have a strong reaction to it, and so did Angel when they realised they were highly allergic to one of the ingredients used in henna and was immediately brought to the hospital by a very worried David.

Asher has a knack for finding the most unsettling and disturbing facts and sending them to Milo because he doesn't need to know about it at all and gets pissed when Asher texts him in the middle of something important. (Also, fun fact! Camel's piss is as thick as syrup and it was thought to have medicinal properties, so people back then mixed it with camel milk and drink it. It did not have medicinal properties and didn't taste very good)

Gavin has a taser that is bedazzled in pink gems with text written on the front saying "Get tased, b*tch". He bought it for himself some time ago in case some perv got a little too comfortable without his consent.

Damien has a bad habit of chewing on his bottom lip when he's frustrated or zoning out, and he has done it so much that it old cuts bleed on its own even when he isn't biting it. This has led Huxley to buying lip ointments and lip balms for him and placing them in Damien's and his bags whenever they go out, he also has them littered around his home whenever he comes over, in the pockets of his clothes in case they don't bring their bags when going out, and one more he brings everywhere for back up.

Once Freelancer got Caelum a lego set for him to fiddle with while they were doing their coursework. The next day when he finally finished it, they watched in horror as Caelum destroyed the set so he could build it all over again, since he didn't understanding that once you build it, it's done.

Christian has a designer brand crescent cross body bag (it's not designer, he just likes saying it is because it's one of the only expensive things he owns), and because of this, Arden and Kelsey have lovingly named him an eshay (which is a stereotypically hypermasculine Australian man who are inclined to crime and violence, or basically just an annoying Aussie brat who's obsessed with masculinity/a chav) much to his chagrin.

Sweetheart has half empty cups and mugs scattered all over their room with most of the liquid in it drying up or turning into syrup from all the water evaporating. It hasn't gone so far as for mold to start appearing, but it's definitely getting there.

Porter has collected many little things that remind him of Treasure ever since he met them in that club, such as a surprisingly shiny penny from the ground, a cartoony key with a swirly heart on the end of it, a golden ring with hands on it that when worn looks like arms hugging your finger, and many other things that he keeps in his bedside table.

Darlin' and Sam write notes to each other and lay them around the house for each other to see when doing their normal routine. Like, Darlin' would be in the kitchen making their morning coffee and see a sticky note stuck on top of the coffee machine with some sappy shit like "Love you to bits, my Darlin'<3 P.S. Stop putting so many damn shots in your coffee, you're gonna get heart problems one of these days".

Hope y'all enjoy :)))))))

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :D)))))

[indigo-greer-collins]

Do you have any personal Shaw pack headcanons? Or just- any in general you’d like to share??

OOH YEAH I DO

- david hates most sodas because of the carbonation, if he ever drinks them, he like makes them flat lmao

- angel has a really really big phobia of rats

- milo has a slight gap tooth

- sweetheart snorts when they laugh (they hate it)

- when ash is feeling non verbal, he’ll shift and cuddle up with baabe

- baabe is a bit of a comic book nerd and stims a bunch whenever they get to talk about their fav superheroes

- sam (he counts right?) has a photo of him and his grandmother in his wallet

- darlin knows sign language and communicates with some of the others in it when they get overstimulated

- christian absolutely hates cheese (no foundation for this one)

- amanda did a few modelling jobs when she was a kid that her friends sometimes tease her about

- arden pretends she isn’t but gets extremely competitive when it comes to board games

- gabe was actually a lot more reckless in his younger years and saw a lot of himself in darlin before he died

(sorry anon i have no idea if you wanted this many)

[porters-treasure]

arden singing "chrissy wake up" when he almost passes out during the inversion

[literallydamienrhone]

25 DAYS OF FLUFFMAS DAY 25!!! It's the last day I had so much fun writing these and I hope you liked this as much as I did!!

Day 25: Shaw Pack

They 100% do secret Santa

Someone got Christian a muzzle and they never figured out who did it BDDBJDBRVE

Angel gifted Arden hair dye bc neither of them let their hair rest

David got Asher a cookbook HDDHDBSVDVR

Baabe is the kind of friend to be so attentive in conversation that you don't need to write a wishlist for them bc they've already compiled a list of what they're buying their friends due to conversational mentions

Asher got Milo, David, Angel, Sweetheart, Baabe, Darlin' and Sam a set of T-Shirts with their smash bros mains on them WITH the names he used for them

Milo and Sweetheart were gifted SEVERAL clothing items for Aggro

Marie makes the most amazing pumpkin pie every year

Asher and Baabe were gifted a record player from Angel and David

Sam and Darlin are always late to these Christmas functions because they're well, jingling bells and decking halls if u will

When Sam and Darlin do get there though, they're gifted matching flannel pajamas

[6-atlas-6]

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