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Surprised that no one at DUMP has invented a stronger SPF for vampires so they can stay out in the sun for longer without (or at least with minimal) consequences
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f2u — Recolors ☑️ — Reblogs appreciated
DUMP has instated a rule that wolf shifters are strictly forbidden from rearing their children with dog commands as discipline, after it became a trend for parents to do it as a joke.
This is not to prevent any form of child abuse, this is because the non magic government kept getting involved in shifters lives after non-covert humans called the police on them to report child abuse and neglect, thinking parents were treating their children like animals. DUMP had to interfere every time and memory wipe everyone involved and it was just such a terrible headache.
Ea spoilers
The first five minutes of this is just good general life advice if you take out the magical metaphors
The newly magically aware sounds like a corporate title for latent empowered people
How many humanborns try to rift and get disappointed when they cant...
Did Freelancer try? Did Gavin find them pouting after an attempt
'You can not be turned into a werewolf' sounded borderline concerned and I love it
ERIK
ERIK YOU
YOU GOT ME WITH THAT FOR A SECONDD
I THOUGHT I WAS LOOSING IT
Again general good life advice, enjoy free will
Eric I will keep it so covert using the four steps B.D.S.M.
I love these videos they're an extra layer of world building that is both comedic and helpful for those invested in lore
yet again wishing i was in the redacted fandom earlier because apparently erik had shared the pdf files for the paperwork he made in the hour long video abt gaining informed unempowered status
They're gonna have to lock me in a padded cell if Morgan doesn't get another audio soon
Just relistened to the DUMP vid for the electro-energetic games and got entirely caught off guard by the DEES NUTS acronym. I had to stare at a wall and then go off to laugh for a few minutes before coming back to it.
Me, a silly goose,
Kicking my feet and shit,
While watching another silly goose (Mr. Erik Ricky Rikdacted),
Lore dump abt his universe