Kilts and stuff with Popy!141!
So we chatted this shit until exhaustion in the chat and I'm happy about it, but i needed to share.
Johnny gifts them kilts made with his clan's pattern and they all love him. Soap got them made by his grandma when he sent her the measurements to notbleave anyone with a kilt shorter than normal (Ghost in particular) Soap teaches them how to keep them and how to dress with those even in casual situations and after a bit of time, since they are all horny and he doesn't want to ruin their kilts he makes some smaller (sluttyer) versions that are designed for each of them with charms. Just for when they get horny though. The smaller versions are so fucking short they barely cover the coverable and they still wear them the classic style (they obviously wear that at home and at home ONLY).
Ghosts is with black tartan and with small skull charms at the sides along with a small decorative chain that can be used to manhandle him.
Gaz has a light blue one with extra padding underneath to make it look fluffier and it has a little knife charm on one side and a gun charm on the other.
Price hets a short orange one that matches with his beard and has a cigar on one side and a boonie hat on the other.
Nik gets a dark green one with a small heli on one side and a cigar on the other, along with a small mask charm in the shape of a slaughter to prevail mask (because he canonically listens to that band)
Red gets a bright red one with a lighter on one side (fake) and a duck in the other.
Soap gets a teal one with a bomb on one side and a little heart on the other.
They can finally fuck with kilts without having to worry about ruining the big kilts!
AGHHH- I REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!
Oh my goodness, this is adorable.
Soap works with his grandma to make six beautiful custom kilts and he's trying to be all sneaky about it, right? Not just hiding it from his partners, but hiding the fact that they are *for* his partners.
Eventually he accidentally lets slip and she's just like "aww that's sweet! Good lad for making them proper MacTavish's."
She does NOT care that he's both gay, but gay and in a relationship with five other big burly dudes.
So yeah, one wonderful Christmas he gives them the kilts and it's beautiful and there's lots of crying, right?
But a problem quickly arises!
Soap is... Well there's something about seeing his friends- his boys, seeing them all pretty and in the MacTavish clan colors. He's a hound dog after all 😔
Ghost literally has to swat him away *several* times, reminding him that "Absolutely not. You'll ruin the things. If you cum in your kilt, I ain't helping you clean it up." And poor Soap is so conflicted. On the one hand, he's so proud and takes such good care of his kilt. On the other hand, he has five beautiful boys who aren't wearing anything under what is essentially a skirt.
So yeah- he's coming back to his grandma real quick to help him make a second set. Smaller? Nah, don't even worry about it GamGam, it's fine.
Anyways, custom miniskirt-kilts anyone?
And oh boy does he love it. They all do.
Johnny loves just randomly dropping to his knees in front of Simon, shoving his head under the kilt and having fun (all while poor Si is just trying to cook dinner)
Nik absolutely slides a hand under Price's kilt to cope a feel or even to leave some marks on Price's ass (horny old men go brrr)
And you don't even wanna *know* what Gaz and Red are doing (they're the most tame honestly, I just think it's hilarious)
The charms come later and it's *adorable*- until they start mixing charms and swapping one whenever they finish up having some fun. You'll regularly see Price with a little bomb instead of the normal boonie hat charm, or Nik with a lighter instead of his heli. They swap 'em back... Eventually. Aka whenever they fuck in the mini-kilts again.
