NCT DREAM REACTS TO THIRST TWEETS! “I would drink a warm sour milk if it came with Chenle's seeds”
Word Count -> 2k
Warning -> sexual comments (ofc!). This isfictional (manifesting it to reality lol).
Author’s Notes:- got so tired of sm not sending dreamies to read thirst tweets so I had to take matters into my own hands. Btw not all the thirst tweets are mine, thank you to @neoyet and @withlovemark for sharing ur thirst tweets <333333!
Anyways, I had so much fun writing their reactions so I hope u guys enjoy reading it as well!!
"To the World, we are Nct Dream," the Nct Dream members greeted the audience with a vibrant energy. "Today we will be reading thirst tweets!"
"Woah!"
"Oh yay!
"Sexy!"
"How do you guys feel about reading thirst tweets from fans?" Haechan asked his members.
"Excited! Looking forward to what kind of things our Czennies have to say!" Jaemin cheered enthusiastically.
"Haechan, why don't you start us off?" The Producer suggested and handed a stack of cards to each member.
"Alright," Haechan flipped the first card and read the tweet out loud:
haechan pls record love beyond ooh aah ooh ahh acapella version.
Haechan stared right ahead and smiled proudly. "Of course! Anything for the fans! Love Beyond Acapella version coming soon!"
It was Jeno's turn to read the thirst tweet so he flipped his card and read:
jeno can i slide down ur nose bridge?
"Ah! This person is talking about my verse in Both Sides," Jeno flashed his signature apologetic eye smile, "sorry guys, but I'm not a playground."
"But Jeno does have a really strong and nice nose," Chenle complimented Jeno and all the other members nodded in agreement.
"Listen to Both Sides by NCT JNJM," Jaemin snapped his finger as he promoted the song.
Chenle was so excited for his turn that he immediately flipped his card and started reading:
if i had one wish, i would wish to be a basketball so chenle could play with me
"Let's go!" Chenle shouted with excited as he threw an invisible basketball in front of him. "We can do one-on-one anytime."
"Next fan meeting concept!" Renjun suggested.
"Loser has to do aegyo," Haechan piped in.
The Producer chuckled off camera, "Chenle, I think you should read it again."
Chenle looked down at the card again and reread the tweet again and giggled when he had a moment of realisation. "Oh! They want me to play with them!" He laughed so hard till his tummy was hurting. "No, no, but we can go on a one-on-one basketball game."
Renjun cleared his throat before he read his:
renjun is so cute i just want to put him on my bag and carry him around like a keychain
"Awwww," all the members except Renjun cooed at the tweet except for Renjun who seemed a little shy at the comment.
"Kawaii," Jaemin moaned as he tilted his head back.
"Renjunnie," Haechan said his name cutely as he looked at Renjun.
"You can't put me on your bag but you can put Jjun on it." Renjun cutely laughed.
Jaemin flipped his card with urgency and read it out loud:
idk what kind of jam jaemin like but i hope he like honey glaze donut 🫦
"Jaemin loves strawberry jam!" Chenle shouted.
"With milk!" Haechan cackled.
"Give him strawberry glazed donut!" Jisung told the audience.
"No! No! No!" Jaemin protested with a huge X. "I hate strawberry and milk. No!"
"He loves it don't listen to him," Chenle teased.
Next up was Jisung's turn so he flipped his card:
Jisung, Uranus is my favourite planet
Jisung read it out loud and grinned from ear to ear at the comment. "Uranus is definitely a great planet! What I really love about Uranus is that -"
The producers and all the staffs behind the camera were laughing hard at Jisung's innocence. "Wha-why are you laughing?" Jisung's eyes grew as big as a saucer as he politely laughed, confused at everyone's response. Even the members all look bewildered at everyone's reaction.
"It's a play-on-word," the producer clarified, "a pun."
"Pun?" Jisung asked. "On what?"
"Anus is the hole in between your cheeks and the tweet is saying your anus not Uranus." The translator off camera explained to Jisung and the members. The boys all hollowered when they finally understood it while Jisung blushed and grew shy.
The first round of thirst tweets were over so the Producer asked the members, "how was it so far?"
They all looked at each and gave nods of approval. "It's all very sweet so far."
The producer laughed, "ok, get ready for the next ones."
"What kind of energy is this?" Jeno eyed playfully and skeptically.
"This is making me nervous." Renjun affirmed as Haechan began to read his next card.
most of the time he’s a chocoball but some of the time he chocoliciously attractive as helll and he know that we wipe for him
"Ah, thank you," Haechan winked as he blew a flirty kiss, while others cringed at his confidence.
"He's chocoannoying," Jeno whispered to himself but everyone heard it.
"Yah!" Haechan whined sassily.
Jeno simply chuckled, ignored Haechan and flipped his card:
jeno's eye smile is fatal but his bicep is a safety hazard
Jeno displayed his signature eye smile as he finished reading the comment. "Thank you," he thanked with a hint of shyness.
"They said it's a safety hazard! Show it off, show it off!" Chenle screamed in the studio.
"Show it off! Show it off! Show it off!" Everyone began chanting so Jeno rolled up his right sleeve and flexed his biceps hard under the bright lights till the muscle were protruding and his veins were visible.
"Sexy!"
"Wow!"
"Screenshot that!"
"Owowow!"
The chaotic noise died down so Chenle picked up his card:
no amount of yapping can stop Chenle from eating me out
"Ung? What does this mean?" Chenle furrowed his eyebrows and showed the card.
"Eat you out?" Jaemin repeated to himself.
"It means the person wants you to [REDACTED]" the producer explained and all Chenle could do was laughed.
"Woah, I never expected this kind of content to be educational as well," Jaemin grinned.
Next up was Renjun's turn so he read his out loud:
Let me reincarnate into Renjun's bag in the next life cuz I want him to stuff me full
"Hey, hey, hey, respect," Haechan scolded to the camera.
"No, not Renjun Hyung," Jisung protected Renjun.
"Renjun does have pretty bags," Chenle commented.
"He really has a lot," Jeno added on.
"If you were my bag in the next life, I will treat you prettily," Renjun concluded.
Jaemin fanned his card and hooted before he read his thirst tweet:
give me 5 mins with jaemin and we’ll fix korea’s declining birth rates
Jaemin flashed a cheesy smile and laughed. "It would take awhile to fix Korea's declining birth rate even if you had five minutes with me."
"Ah, it's a serious problem in Korea." Haechan commented.
Jaemin's voice dropped an octave in a serious tone, "it's definitely a worldwide issue where the birth rate everywhere is dropping and it's a nuanced situation where we have to factor-" he droned on.
The others yawned and looked out of it so Haechan shouted, "OK! CUT!" He gestured scissoring motions to signify to out the clip.
Jisung's turn was next so he flipped his card and read it:
I want to squish Jisung's juicy ass
Jisung smiled shyly till his cheekbones were protruding, "I didn't know fans liked my butt that much."
"Jisung does have a big butt but it's firm." Jeno nodded.
"Show us Jisungie~" Chenle motioned Jisung to get up and show his butt.
"Wh-what?" Jisung's face grew crimson red.
"It's for our czennies," Jaemin encouraged on.
So Jisung stood up from his seat and turned around to show everyone his butt which situated perfectly in his fitted jeans.
"Sexy," Renjun smacked Jisung's butt.
Once Jisung sat back down, looking smugly proud, Haechan began reading his card.
lock me up in the studio with Haechan till the audio engineer has an album full of his moans
"Speechless," Haechan snickered in awe at the comment. "It's such a burden to carry this magnificent voice." He faux sighed pitifully.
"Byeontae!" Renjun playfully said at the camera.
"It would put a strain on his voice if he had to use it all night," Jeno commented before he read his thirst tweet.
until the dentist knows it's jeno and his nine inches
Jeno looked confused and pouted, "hm? 9 inches?"
Jaemin cackled so hard he fell of the chair while the others couldn't stop laughing and started hitting each other.
"You guys think it's only nine inches?" Jeno asked with a shy smirk.
"Ya, ya, ya, we are still idols." Jisung said in a panicked as he tried to stop Jeno from revealing too much.
Chenle took a breather, face still red laughing too hard, and then flipped his card:
Chenle's not that good at cooking cuz he hasn't tasted me yet
"I'm not a cannibal guys," Chenle shook his head in a disapproving manner, "it's illegal."
"I don't think humans would taste good either way," Renjun hummed thoughtfully.
"What if you had to eat a member?" Jisung randomly asked. "Like you're stuck on a deserted island with no food or water -"
"But if you're stuck on a deserted island, there is food and water," Jeno disputed Jisung's logic.
"No," Jisung paused for a second, "imagine it's a dystopian society where there's nothing and the only way to survive is to eat another human. What would you do?" He asked the members.
"I choose death," Jeno raised his hand and flashed a cute smile at the camera.
Haechan stared right at the camera, "you see what we have to deal with," and playfully shook his head side to side.
Next up, Renjun took his card and read the comment out loud:
I know Renjun raises fireflies, I hope he raises his c**k next
"Perverts!" Haechan scolded while pointing his finger.
Renjun simply laughed, unsure of what to respond and looked at the camera, "this is why they're called thirst tweets," he chuckled. "I can show you how to raise fireflies but not the other thing."
Jaemin cleared his throat and widened his eyes like crazy before he read his card:
Let me bounce and tickle Jaemin's boobies
"I'll do it for you guys!" Chenle grinned from ear to ear and started caressing Jaemin's pecs as Jaemin let him touched him however he wanted. "Should I tickle his nipples for you too?"
Jaemin could feel the mischievousness in Chenle's eyes so he pushed Chenle's hands away before he could do anything. "I'm ticklish," he held down Chenle's wrists.
Jisung turned over his card and slowly read it out loud:
The urge to suck Jisung everytime I see him on screen
Jisung cracked his head to the side, "are they saying that I suck?" He showed the card to everyone.
"No way! Fans won't do that!" Chenle responded.
"It means that the fan wants to [REDACTED] you," the translator clarified and everyone snorted and cackled at the tweet.
"Wow, they really don't hold back," Jaemin commented.
"Eh?!" Jisung shyly fanned himself with the cards in his hand and hid half his face behind, "I don't even know what to say," he chuckled.
Haechan dried the tears of laughter in his eyes and flipped his card:
Haechan, u have to stop wearing shorts or I'll have no choice but to ride it.
"Pervert, pervert, pervert," Haechan crossed his leg and covered up his body with his hands, "perverts!" He muttered one last time.
"Fans really love the most unexpected things," Renjun chuckled.
"Haechan does love wearing shorts," Jeno stated before he read over his thirst tweet.
it's hard listening to jeno growling in hashtag while looking at his pictures with one hand
All the members died laughing on the floor while Jeno chuckled silently so hard that his shoulders moved. "Aigo, what to do?" He simply said. "Hopefully you don't get tired." He muttered the last part.
"He growled in Hashtag?" Haechan asked while he was laughing, "I didn't know that."
Jaemin calmed himself down before responding, "yeah, I think it was after the second verse."
Once again, it took awhile for Chenle to calm down before he started reading his:
I would drink a warm sour milk if it came with Chenle's seeds
"Ew milk," Jaemin pulled a disgusted face.
"You're going to get food poisoning," Chenle scolded playfully with his hands. "Don't eat or drink expired food, especially things that are not meant to be consumed!"
"That is insane," Renjun commented then read his out loud:
when I hear Renjun whine n there's nothing more I wanna do than make him whine some more 😈
"One thing about our Renjunnie, it's very easy to rile him up," Haechan teased.
"But he looks so cute what to do," Chenle's cuteness aggression towards Renjun amplified.
Renjun involuntarily whined at the teasing from his members and everyone teased him some more.
"This is why fans want to tease you," Jaemin pointed out. He cleared his throat and read the next tweet:
Jaemin, can u pls be my gym trainer but the gym location is my bed and the gym equipment is me while u talk me thru it
"Ah," Jaemin crossed his arms with a playful frown, "I don't think there will be much space to work out if it's on the bed," Jaemin retorted back logically. "It's important to go the gym and build muscles for your health!" and flexed his biceps.
"I don't think space is an issue for them," Jeno snickered quietly.
It was finally Jisung's turned and he read the last and final tweet out loud:
i want to bounce on Jisung's dick while i trace my tongue all over his ab line with him wearing that unzipped jacket
Once again, Jisung fanned himself with his hands and then wiped it off on his jeans. "Really," he sighed shyly and looked up at the ceiling before he faced the camera again, "no comment."
"His tweets are so intense." Haechan pointed out.
"Our czennies are very," Renjun paused, "passionate."
"Wow! Sexy!" Jaemin emphasized.
"Don't you think it's our fault that they're behaving like this?" Chenle suggested after a deep thought with himself. "It's only a reaction to our behaviour."
Jeno chuckled to himself, "so it's all our fault?"
"We're sorry czennies." Jaemin bowed his head down while laughing and followed it too.
All the members lifted their heads and Haechan concluded the filming, "this has been Nct Dream, thank you for watching!"
"Like and subscribe!" The rest shouted and hollered.
