[ cw: dead animals + usual creepypasta weirdness ]
NEWCOMER!READER... who gets stranded just outside of town when the front tire of her beat up pickup truck "popped". when she turns back to get the spare from the truckbed, there's a man in a baseball cap leaning against the driver's side door. his clothes are almost all ripped–a beat-up pair of jeans sling low on his waist and a thick plaid jacket partially covers a black tee. he’s got messy brown hair and light stubble on his chin, blue eyes hooded and staring down at her expectantly. “c’mon. i don’t bite,” he smiles. he introduces himself as evan, and offers her a sideways smile when she realizes the spare tire she always keeps on hand is... mysteriously missing? it's a good thing she doesn't notice the hungry glint in his eye or the bent pocketknife he pulls from between the rubber of her tire and the gravel. he offers her a ride into town and a promise that he'll drive her back out tomorrow with a brand new tire.
NEWCOMER!READER... who is surprised when evan brings her into town. it’s full of old wood and brick buildings that don’t look like they’ve been renovated since the 1930s, overgrown with weeds and ivy but still functional. it’s a small little settlement, and reminds her of being back home—small houses with wraparound porches, a couple businesses scattered around the main street that leads up to a wooden church with peeling white paint. the only obvious difference from her hometown is instead of the wooden crosses she expected over every door, there’s a small circular marking with an X through the middle. she brings it up to evan, who brushes it off, grinning, “ain’t you got those back home?”. there’s a presence that hangs over the town—not obvious, but ever present. like fog that rolls in off of the swamps and creeps its way into your walls.
NEWCOMER!READER... who jumps when she turns to see the lifeless eyes of a deer staring into her own. evan just laughs, waving at the woman carrying the dead animal over her shoulder. she’s tall, dark black hair peeking out from beneath her hood. their eyes meet for a moment, before the woman turns away, hunting rifle hanging over her shoulders. “that’s kate,” evan explains, scrunching up his nose as kate passes. “ignore her. she’s harmless,” he frowns, tugging her away from the strange dark haired woman and back through town instead, towards the gas station on the outskirts.
NEWCOMER!READER... who cautiously follows evan into the station, watching as he pokes around looking for a spare tire. to her dismay, it seems like the whole town is out of tires. “no one really drives here, anyway,” evan scratches at the back of his neck, knowing full well that he’s got a stack of spares in the back in case something happens to him, kate, or brian’s cars. somehow, he sweet talks her out of her concern, reasoning that he’s sure he’ll get some new tires in the coming days! this is a functioning gas station, after all (she’s blissfully unaware that none of the ‘normal’ residents of this town have ever even thought of leaving, much less bought/used a car).
NEWCOMER!READER... who follows evan to the farm on the other side of town. it’s another big wooden building, once painted red but faded into an old rusty color. theres a man sitting on the porch, boards creaking under the rocking chair that he’s sitting on. he’s got a cigarette hanging from his lips, almost smoked down to the filter. he offers a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes, and stands from the rocking chair to walk towards the pair. “who’s this?” he asks, tilting his head to the side as he watches her. she clears her throat and introduces herself, eyes lingering on the rosary that dips just below the neckline of the man’s flannel. “i’m tim,” he offers, “tim wright.”
NEWCOMER!READER... who nods politely at tim's words, and gives her thanks when he offers the attic of the church to stay in. evan offers tim a thumbs up and a wink behind her back, before offering the two of them a wave and an excuse about checking back up on the station. when she turns back to tim, she's surprised to see another man leaning against the door frame. he's taller than the preacher, with a small gap in his teeth visible when he greets her. "'m brian. welcome to town." that's all he gives her before disappearing back into the ranch house and sliding the ripped screen door back into place. "ignore him," tim sighs, gently resting a hand over her shoulder and guiding her down the porch steps and back onto main street.
NEWCOMER!READER... who's dropped off at the church with a key pressed into her palm. she cautiously pushes open the front door, surprised to see a young man in one of the pews. he jerks up to look at her, eyes wide as he drops his hands. "h-hey. wh-wh-who are y-you?" he questions, a curious smile playing on his lips. she offers him an explanation about staying in town, something's wrong with her car, the same story she'd repeated all day. "oh. ok-kay. i'm t-toby. 's n-nice to m-m-meet you." toby helps her find the stairs to the attic of the church, where she unlocks the squeaky door. after a few pushes, it pops open, leading to a room with triangular ceiling and a mattress on a metal bed frame.
NEWCOMER!READER... who forgets about her tire and her plans of traveling out west after a couple days in town. the townspeople are sweet, with smiles that don't reach their eyes. everyone gathers in the church on sundays and hum tunes that she's never heard, but learns quickly. evan, tim, brian, toby, and kate keep careful watch over her, making sure she doesn't step too far into the tree-line or spot anything that could push her out of town. they like having her around.
Welcome to Darkest Nights Coffee where we have something for everyone!!
As a thank you for 100 followers (though I'm posting a bit early) I've created a menu for you to order special fics from me!
The Menu
Almond Croissant- Albert Wesker
Vanilla Bean Scone- Zeno
Lemon Tart- Leon Kennedy
Mint Truffle- Ethan Winters
Cherry and Cheese Danish- Simon (Iron Lung)
Orange Cranberry Loaf- Ryland Grace
Add On to Your Order!
A baker's dozen- fluff, tooth rotting
A shot of espresso- angst, no comfort
Vanilla latte- hurt/comfort
Black coffee- monster AU
Caramel macchiato- enemies to lovers
Matcha- there's only one bed
London Fog- fake dating AU
Day Old Pastries: a fic with one of my original characters
Please make sure to order using the format of this post! For example if you wanted a fluffy monster AU fic with albert wesker you'd order "1 almond croissant, with a baker's dozen and a black coffee"
Synopsis: Reader has a date planned that goes wrong, so Theo comes to save the day
Tags/Warnings: Theo/M!Reader, fluff, first date, first kiss, date gone wrong,
Word count: 1200
Notes: This was requested as a part of my menu request event by anon
You’d been so excited when you’d been asked. Nobody ever asked you out, and maybe that should’ve made you more cautious. The guy who’d asked you wasn’t known to be gay around school, but you supposed that was his right, he also wasn’t really known to be cruel. So, you’d agreed with a grin and set a place and time. He’d asked you on Tuesday, and you’d set the date for Friday after classes finished. All week, you’d been excited, talking to your friends about what to wear, how you thought it’d go, and the guy was attractive so you did do just a little bit of gushing too. Nobody said much of anything about it, though Kira was excited with you and did help you plan an outfit. Theo was the only person to offer anything that wasn’t positive, having said that if you needed anything or needed to leave, that you could give him a call. You didn’t think it would, but you appreciated the offer if nothing else.
You were a senior, and this was your first real date. That was definitely the reason for at least half of your excitement - you’d lagged behind your peers because you were unpopular and gay, and quite open about it. One boy had propositioned you, but you’d turned him down just because he wasn’t willing to be open about dating. You weren’t prepared to live a lie. Once you got out of your last class, you slipped into the bathroom and into a stall to change into your date outfit. Kira, who had been waiting outside, approved the outfit and gave you a quick hug before sending you on your way.
You didn’t drive, mostly because your parents couldn’t afford to buy you a car, so you were stuck riding your regular pedal bike to the diner. It wasn’t exactly a fancy place for a first date, but you didn’t need it to be. The company was what mattered above all else, and you thought the company today wouldn’t be half bad. So, you found a table after chaining up your bike, and you waited. Then you ordered yourself a milkshake and waited some more. The waitress came by and offered to refill your milkshake for free, while you waited a little more. It was half an hour after arriving that you called Theo, and told him you were pretty sure you’d been stood up.
Theo was there five minutes later.
You climbed into his truck with a sigh, and neither of you spoke for a while, you just rode around in his truck feeling a little sorry for yourself, listening to the music on the radio. You’d taken the other half of your second milkshake to go, and it sat slowly melting in the cupholder between you, the warm California sun beat down through the windshield, but was slowly beginning to set.
“He’s an asshole.” Theo finally said as he pulled over, not anywhere in particular, just done with sitting in silence.
“Yeah, I realised that when the waitress gave me a free drink.” You replied, managing to make it sound like a sigh.
“Come on.” He said, opening his door and getting out of the truck. You didn’t know where exactly you were being told to go, but you opened your door and followed him, milkshake in hand. You weren’t going to waste a free drink, after all. It didn’t really matter where he was taking you, Theo was one of your friends and so if he said to follow then you would, because tonight couldn’t really get worse and so just hanging out with Theo wherever you were headed was just fine by you.
He led you down an alley between some houses and you stumbled over a piece of trash into a small park with a set of swings and a climbing frame, hidden away between rows of houses. The grass was well kept, with an area left long for the bees, and the playground area looked clean. It was clear the locals that used the area took care of it. Theo held his hand out with a smirk and you took it. Why not? He led you over to the playground, then let go of you so he could climb his way up the rounded metal climbing frame, taking a seat at the top. After a moment, determining your route, you followed after him and the two of you sat shoulder to shoulder, just enjoying nature and the setting sun.
“Do you want me to beat his ass?” Theo asked after a minute and you laughed, leaning your head on his shoulder.
“Nah, he’s not worth it.” You replied.
“You’re too good looking for him anyway, the two of you would never have worked.” Theo offered, and the tone of the moment shifted. Suddenly, whatever your next words were felt much more important, like they risked destroying whatever the path forward between you could be.
“Oh yeah?” You simply asked, allowing Theo to just continue himself.
“Yeah. He’d have felt insecure cause you’re out of his league, and people who do that end up cheating or leaving.” He offered sagely, like he’d seen it happen before. Maybe he had.
“Well, good thing he saved me the trouble then. Otherwise, you’d definitely have to beat his ass and as hot as you’d look covered in blood, we can’t really risk you getting expelled.” You replied after a moment, determinedly not booking at Theo, instead looking straight out at the line of trees.
Theo was bisexual, you knew that. He’d had a little bit of a crush on Liam for a while, but that fizzled out and died when Liam got back together with Hayden for the third time. It was less that he was disappointed about not getting a chance and more that he got the ick over how dumb he was when it came to her. You’d laughed when he’d told you over smoothies, and told him there’d be other guys. Looking back, that felt a whole lot like a date.
“Oh you asshole.” You said, sitting up just so you could shove Theo, careful not to shove him hard enough that he’d fall. Theo didn’t respond, he just laughed, throwing his head back freely. He didn’t laugh all that often, but you loved the sound, the way he looked as his face and eyes lit up, and the fact that he was comfortable doing it in front of you.
“You worked it out then?”
“You really moved your crush from one stupid guy to another.” You said with a sigh, but it was fond, and your hand was on his thigh, just resting there.
“I don’t know, I wouldn’t call you stupid. Just.. oblivious.” Theo said, smirking. You shook your head and leaned in to kiss his cheek, then began your descent back to the ground. Theo was stuck for a moment, eyes wide and unable to move.
“Come on, you’ve got the keys!” You called out from a distance away, and Theo scrambled to join you. Once you were side by side again, he took your hand and you laced your fingers together.
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because i'm stupid. and also because i chained myself to a oneshot and didn't post anything for 8 months. ANYWHO. thank you for 3k followers !!! i'm going to chew all of you into paste. we've been there for a while now, i just haven't set up the event because again. padded room. I DIGRESS.
to thank you all, we're doing a writing request event, with prompts for everyone to enjoy!!! however, there's a twist here. this will be an alternate universe-centric event, focusing specifically on ice-skating, idol, and circus aus. because i'm a clown. jk greatest showman has just been plaguing my life and now i'm making that everyone's problem.
anywho. this event will last from when i begin my first request, and will end when i finish the last one! lastly, to prevent myself from publically killing myself in front of my university, there will be a limit of 15 slots total.
special thanks to gwen @tragedy-of-commons for helping me out with formatting this!
rules + prompts utc!!
current slots taken : 15/15
━━ I SWEAR ON RULES okay i'll stop making sunday references
no nsfw !! i wouldn't even write it good if i wanted to
this is a hsr-character only event. if anyone requests casper adwd i'll kill myself.
amphoreus characters are not entirely banned, however, please keep in mind that i am currently caught up only to 3.2, so characters such as cipher or phainon i may not be able to capture well.
platonic only characters : non-humanoid aeons, underaged characters, welt
you don't have to use specific prompts from each aus, they're there to help out! just make sure you're requesting for specific aus.
each request is limited to one character, one au, one general trope, and one au-specific dynamic.
you are not limited to these prompts!! they are there mainly as a guide for you and me. feel free to add any extra details + put your own spin on the request!
writings will be drabbles/oneshots, with a minimum of 1k words and a maximum of 4k words. I'M NOT CHAINING MYSELF AGAIN.
please be patient with me and coming out with requests!! my school year is coming up and i do have other projects to work on, but trust that i Will be working them and posting them sporadically. if you rush me ill cry.
please refer to my request rules and guidelines before requesting
━━ TROPES // GENERAL
Friends to Lovers
Rivals to Lovers
Slow Burn
Queerplatonic
Fake Dating
YEARNERY. or pining whatever
Accidental Confession
Arranged Marriage
Forced Proximity
Secret Relationship
Hate to Love You
Childhood Friends to Lovers
Unrequited Love (or a variant of it)
Workplace Injury
━━ DYNAMICS // ICE-SKATING
Skater x Fan
Skater x Hockey Player
Skater x Skater
Skater x Manager
Skater x Musician
Figurine Skater x Casual Skater
Professional Skater x Can't Skate
━━ DYNAMICS // IDOL
Idol x Idol
Idol x Manager
Idol x Bodyguard
Idol x Fan
Main Vocalist x Choreographer
Idol x Dance Coordinator
Main Vocalist x Lyricist
Idol x Backup Dancer
━━ DYNAMICS // CIRCUS
Performer x Just A Guy
Performer x Benefactor
Trapeze Artist x Ringmaster
Performer x Performer (general)
Performer x Maintenance Guy
Main Attraction x Side Attraction
Troupe OG x Newcomer
if this flops i'll kill myself. jk LOVE YGS, HAVE FUN WITH THIS !!! can't wait to see what everyone comes up with <333
there's something about the sunshine [request event]
I'm currently writing my master's dissertation and will do so for the next 3 months, so I've thought that it's time to open up my imaginary request box for drabbles, so that I can still write in my free time but without the pressure of working on a longer fic. 💞
It will stay open for the rest of the summer (hence the title) or until I have 15 requests (3/15 taken).
HOW DOES IT WORK?
You can send me an ask with a genre and/or setting and/or idea + an idol in mind, but you can add also add a prompt or a song to write the fic based on. Obviously, the more detailed you are, the closer the outcome will be to your expectations.
For prompts, you can choose any, but I've also had a look around, and found some really nice ones, so you can also choose from these growing closer, angsty, soft & vulnerable and forced proximity prompts!
As for songs, I love a lot of artists! Of course, you can choose a song from the idol group as well or any other artist really. I'm up for anything, but if you're stuck on an idea, I really love Conan Gray, Renée Rapp, Ashe, Gretta Ray, The Vamps (Brad's solo songs too), 5SOS (Calum's solo songs too), Olivia Rodrigo, Noah Kahan, Gracie Abrams, Sabrina Carpenter, All Time Low, Kodaline, Damiano David, and you can never go wrong with a One Direction song either. ;)
RULES
The stories will be drabbles only (no smaus, bulleted stories etc.), and probably under 3k
SFW-only
I have the right to reject a story idea if I don't feel comfortable writing about it (some examples include toxic relationships, gangs, sexual assault, rape, pedophilia, student x teacher, minor x adult, domestic abuse, cheating trope etc.)
Only member x reader, no member x member (you can specify if you want a gender-neutral reader insert story, otherwise I write female!reader stories)
I can't guarantee a deadline for any fic, so please bear with me while I work my way through them 🥰
One user can request up to 2 stories
Requests will be closed once September comes around or if I receive 15 requests
I will combine all the requests into a masterlist as soon as they start coming in, so you know that I've received your message
BANDS YOU CAN MAKE REQUESTS FOR:
&TEAM
ALD1
BOYNEXTDOOR
CIX
CRAVITY
ENHYPEN
P1HARMONY
TWS
TXT
ZEROBASEONE (OT9)
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me!
Otherwise, enjoy the event and request to your heart's content! 🥰
Tagging everyone on my taglist in case you would be interested in requesting: @dat-town, @lakoya, @koishua, @fxckingshame, @tsunchani, @kuleo26, @stories-inbetween-the-stars, @kazeado, @tranquilpetrichor, @heyditseeey. @winterbeartaehyungbestboy, @laaylaazyy, @kukkurookoo, @chaeryeongs-wife, @wccycc, @littlestartonightsposts, @hyu-won, @fae-renjun, @s00buwu, @syrxiee2, @hyunjinswife, @I2kittenz, @miafox117, @hannieyooon, @soobin-chois, @wooyoung-a, @i2mingi, @forevrglow, @americanokisses, @0310s, @sweetjaemss, @hyxciinth1206, @chang-ryul, @hyunjinswife,, @coupsie-daisies, @hansuo, @bamboongi, @ishuayou, @lovlygaon, @sunooblitz, @renapersa, @wintersouls, @squiishymeow, @astrobymarwa, @kyusqult, @ikeulove, @rxxsnl, @estrnrea, @amarecerasus, @l7uraa, @ilovedallywinston, @fvrteez, @makkuri1209, @cinnamonshuaa, @sunooslover, @seungincore, @lonelylandofan, @rokusseyo, @jaysupremacy
Hello! Here to request Michael from the lost boys in vamp form?
I saw you did Marko earlier and I’d love to see your version of Michael:]
Happy Spooky season!!🎃🎃
I really haven’t seen this movie since I was a kid so when this scene popped in my head I sketched it without a reference before my power when out and then when I actually dig up the reference photo…. SHOCKINGLY close. He’s so Boyfie
Hi, friends! Still can't believe there are 300 of you here already (330, as of right now). I meant to do this closer to 250, but here we are. I'd like to do a little request event in celebration! I've never done requests before, and I have a hard time writing things I can't get excited about, so I'm going to be a little picky when it comes to requests I'll take.
To request a fic, send me an ask with these:
a Stray Kids member
a scenario and/or your favorite trope
any other details you'd like to be included
I'll decide if I'll do it as written or fake texts, or a combo, depending on the story.
Some things I won't write about (list will be updated as I figure out my limits):
pregnancy/parenthood
infidelity (on the part of any main love interests; one of them having been cheated on by someone else is fine)
rape/incest/non-con
most prank scenarios
member x member (but I'm open to poly scenarios that involve x reader)
high school au
anything involving minors in a romance
If I have to decline your request for any reason, please don't take it personally! It might be a perfect request for another author.
I'm going to leave this open until either Sunday evening my time (CST) or I get what seems like a manageable amount of requests.
As a way to kick start me writing more x reader fanfiction on this blog I'm doing this fun little prompt event to celebrate the holidays!
Please enjoy and feel free to send in as many requests as you want and enjoy the event as I am very excited to see what kind of requests you guys send in!
All completed requests will be on this masterlist! Feel free to browse through the works on there and enjoy!
Event Status: CLOSED!
Event Request Status: CLOSED!
Rules:
When sending in requests keep the following in mind:
Anyone who sends in requests for this event can send in as many requests as they want!
Browse through the dialogue prompt list or the scenario prompt lists that are linked below and see what prompts you want to choose for your requests!
For dialogue prompts, you can use as many prompts as you want for your request.
For the scenario prompts, just choose 1 prompt for your request.
If you are wanting to request a drabble (100-250 wc), imagine (250-500 wc), or a longer scenario (500+ wc), please say so in your request.
Characters that I am accepting requests for: Levi Ackerman, Megumi Fushiguro, Saturo Gojo, Yuuji Itadori, Bucky Barnes, Loki, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Denki Kaminari, Eijirou Kirishima, Hitoshi Shinsou, Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Keigo Takami/Hawks, Shouta Aizawa, Shoto Todoroki, Tamaki Amajiki, Tenya IIda, Tomura Shigaraki, Kyoya Ootori, Tamaki Suoh, Jack Frost (ROTG), Daryl Dixon, Viktor Nikiforov, & Yuri Plisetsky (Yurio)
Other than that, please have fun and enjoy the event!
Dialogue Prompts
“Have a Merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas bitch./!”
“I can’t reach the top of the tree to put the star on…”
“Oh how convenient, some mistletoe.”
“Let’s binge watch Christmas movies!”
“SNOWBALL FIGHT!”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”
“Did you just put fake antlers on the dog?”
“I love Christmas more then anything” “Even more then me?”
“It’s official, I hate Christmas shopping.”
“What no, that’s not daddy, that’s Santa.”
“I don’t like spending time with your family at Christmas.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowb-, goddammit!”
"What do you mean 'ugly sweater contest'?"
"Drink your hot chocolate and then we'll see about opening a present or two,"
"Got any plans this Christmas?"
“Do you want to put the star on the top of the tree?”
“What do you think? Like the tree?”
“It’s snowing!”
“Please don’t make me wear this, I look ridiculous.”
“Aren’t you going to write your letter to Santa?”
“I can’t get the star on, would you give me a hand?”
“I can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve and I’m stuck in a snowstorm with you.” “There’s worse company.” “Doubtful.”
“You shouldn’t be cooped up in here by yourself on Christmas.”
“You didn’t think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“Wait. We’re really doing Secret Santa?”
“I told you that you were going to get sick if you stayed in the snow all day.”
“And now the power’s out.”
“I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again."
“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”
“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”
“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”
“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”
“How could you not like the holidays?!”
“What did you get me?” “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”
“I didn’t know what to buy you, so... I made you something…”
“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”
“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”
“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”
“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”
“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”
“Have I been naughty this year?”
“All I want for Christmas is you.”
“Great, now my flight is delayed…”
“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”
“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”
“Pleaseeee? Nobody else wants to play Santa!”
“What did you ask for this Christmas?"
“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”
"I just called to tell you Merry Christmas!”
"Will you drive around with me to look at the Christmas lights?”
"Oh my god is that mistletoe...?”
“Warm my hands up?” “You know, we have a fireplace for a reason.”
“I made too many cookies. You want some?”
“It’s supposed to snow tonight, you should just stay here over night.”
“I made you some hot chocolate!”
“You’re not getting sick again, are you?”
“Don’t slip!”
“Let’s go to the light show!”
“Do you want to get a picture with santa?”
“Can I open just one? Plllleeeeaassseeee???”
“Don’t be such a downer, Mr. Scrooge.”
“Help me put the star on the tree!”
“Please don’t burn the house down while I’m gone.”
“That’s the ugliest Christmas sweater I’ve ever seen.” “That’s the point of ugly Christmas sweaters.”
"Is that mistletoe?”
"Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”
"My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on.”
"If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war.”
"You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
"You’d make a really terrible Santa.”
"Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”
"Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”
“Tell me what you want for Christmas.”
“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”
“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”
“I got you a Christmas sweater!”
“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”
“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not!”
“I’m sure whatever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner.”
“Looks like we’re stuck here until all the snow blows over...”
“Please come over. I don’t want to be alone on Christmas.”
“You shouldn’t be alone on Christmas…”
“Who ate the cookies?”
“I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but.. I had other things planned.”
“Awwww look at my little elf.”
“Ho ho ho, bitch.”
“If you throw a snowball at my face so help me.”
“Open your present!”
“Why is there mistletoe everywhere?”
“I’m still sad you won’t be home for Christmas.”
“Want some cocoa?”
“Don’t open those till later!”
“What’d you get me?”
“Thanks for the.. Uh.. Gift?”
“Bah humbug.”
“Merry Christmas, you dork!”
“You can wait another 2 hours to open presents.” “I hate waiting.”
“Let’s sit by the fire.”
“Come on! Can I open just one?”
“Did someone spike the eggnog?”
“What the hell do I get them?”
“That’s perfect for them!”
“Thanks for the gift… I guess.”
“We need to make food for how many people?!?”
“Did you actually get a Santa suit?”
“I’ll be home for Christmas.”
“Oh, look, mistletoe!”
“Come sit on Santa’s lap.”
“This is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.”
“We can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This year is for our future baby.”
“Can you help me put the star on top of the tree?”
“What do you want for Christmas?”
“Let’s go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!”
“Is your family coming over for Christmas?”
“It’s snowing on Christmas!”
“Can we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?”
“Please hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.”
“How about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?”
“We should do a Secret Santa with the others!”
“I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.”
“No one should be alone on Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas, (name).”
“I’m your Secret Santa.”
“What are you doing?” “Making Christmas cookies.”
“Merry Christmas./!”
Scenario Prompts
Ice skating on an outdoor rink/pond.
Adding extra tinsel and baubles to an ugly Christmas sweater.
Settling in front of the fireplace at night.
Making personalized gingerbread men.
Going on a sleigh ride.
After they part from a kiss under the mistletoe, you/character of your choice stares at you/character of your choice, then breathlessly says, “I think we should take this elsewhere.”
Decorating the tree
Dancing in the snow
Gift giving
Wrapping gifts
Making a gingerbread house
Snowball fight
Mistletoe
Making snowmen
Going to/Hosting a Christmas party
Watching Christmas movies
Dancing to Christmas music
Christmas dinner
Making Christmas dinner
Fake dating for Christmas Ball
Secret Santa
Both reaching for the last cookie
Making Christmas decorations
Visit a tree farm to pick the perfect christmas tree
Bake & decorate christmas/holiday-themed sugar cookies
Have an indoor picnic by the fireplace and/or christmas tree
Exchange & open Chistmas presents
Go out wearing matching christmas sweaters
Attend a holiday party together
Having a holiday photoshoot
Love confessions in the snow on Christmas Eve
Quality time by candlelight during Christmas dinner
Sharing a blanket in front of the fireplace on Christmas Eve
Waiting near the mistletoe for the right person to come by
You/Character of your choice tricking the other to stand under the mistletoe
Acting surprised when they end up under the mistletoe together
Grinning like a fool when they're awaiting their kiss
Snogging under the mistletoe & not realizing other people are present
Telling each other stories about their childhood Christmases
Cuddling on the sofa on Christmas eve & falling asleep
