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Author: rohkeutta Rating: Mature Status: complete Length: 4,196
I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13036947
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
if you need a break from *waves hands* everything, why not have a listen to this classic tale of our favorite idiots, crafted lovingly (and hilariously) by @rohkeutta & voiced by yours truly. happy christmas everyone!
Call me anytime, call me any day or night! Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:
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Here, have some bomb-ass Stucky fanfiction
I’ve been reading tons of fic the last few weeks in all the haze and craze of IW, and have come across some real gems. Time to make a rec post and share the love with all of you! Enjoy xx
Note: SOME FICS CONTAIN IW SPOILERS, so check the tags before you read! This post will be spoiler free.
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Grab Your Things (I’ve Come to Take You Home) by belovedmuerto 22,310 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> Steve getting hit with some sparkly purple sh*t during a battle and left with all of his old ailments gives Bucky the opportunity to do something he's been meaning to do for ages.
the way your face could light the bitter dark by Lizzen 2,760 words, complete Mature, author chose not to use archive warnings -----> Steve finds Bucky a year after the end of Infinity War. Fix-it fic ***CONTAINTS IW SPOILERS***
the cold never bothered me anyway by icoulddothisallday 75,562 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> Bucky Barnes has spent his whole life in a state of mild hypothermia. Steve Rogers has spent the last 70 years in the ice. The two things aren’t related until, suddenly, they are. Shrunkyclunks soulmate AU Author’s tumblr: @icoulddothisallday
So Alive by GottaSaveBucky 108,976 words, complete Explicit, -----> Steve is a comic book artist and creator of the character Captain America and only visits this bookstore because of the superior baked goods, honestly, not the gorgeous manager. Bucky designs the comic book displays in his little shop and tells everyone he meets about his favorite author, Steven G. Rogers.
The City in Which I Love You by magdaliny 5,209 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> Steve and Bucky raise baby goats together in Mongolia and everything is rainbows and sunshine and peace. Author’s tumblr: @magdaliny
Moosebumps by rohkeutta 4,207 words, complete Teen, no archive warnings apply ----->Steve and Bucky are road cyclists who don’t know each other until Bucky crashes into a moose and Steve has to go to his rescue. Author’s tumblr: @rohkeutta
Just Dropkick the Shame by MissyPJ, Rohkeutta 7,909 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply ----->Bucky has a kind-of sort-of thing with his boss Steve Rogers, and also drunk-tweets about Captain America’s daddy level sometimes. Turns out those two hobbies may be more related than he thinks. Author’s tumblr: @rohkeutta
M is for Murder by Rohkeutta 4,196 words, complete Mature, no archive warnings apply ----->Bucky’s having a hard time paying rent and turns to tumblr for help. I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details. Author’s tumblr: @rohkeutta
Collateral by Aylwyyn228 13,384 words, complete Explicit, author chose not to use archive warnings -----> Thanks to Hydra’s mindfuckery, Bucky can’t be penetrated without a lot of pain and yet can’t achieve orgasm without getting fucked. He’s really trying to figure this shit out, though, preferably without breaking Steve’s heart in the process.
Darling Wolf by cleo4u2, xantissa 15,605 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> When Bucky put on the mask and browsed the clubs, he just wanted to find Steve. All he wanted to was to let go, to finally relax. He didn’t expect to find so many disappointing doms. All but one. The one he’d been looking for. The one he was afraid would find him. Authors’ tumblrs: @cleo4u2, @xantissa
Controlled Release by steebadore 9,073 words, complete Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> Bucky's just having a little trouble...finishing. Completing the mission. He can squeeze the trigger but he can't make the shot is what he's saying. Which is why he's here, loitering outside a nice brownstone in Park Slope, trying to find the courage to knock on Captain Come Control dot com's door for his three o'clock appointment. You know, just normal Thursday things. Author’s tumblr: @steebadore
Mokusatsu by Shadesfalcon 125,492 words, complete Explicit, author chose not to use archive warnings -----> Clint Barton has been strung along from abusive relationship to abusive relationship all his life. Now, being trapped in a bureaucratically mandated relationship with not one but two doms is going to be difficult and dangerous. Especially since these two doms are both members of the Avengers themselves. He hopes that whenever he disappoints them, they’ll have at least a little pity on him, even though he knows he won’t deserve it. ***PLEASE READ TAGS CAREFULLY, CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND PAST ABUSE but it’s so so good. just like, be careful if you’re triggered by such things, okay?*** Author’s tumblr: @polyamoryavengers
The Changes we dread (are the changes we need) by araydre, sapphire_escapist 32,370 words, 3/12 chapters as of 5.7.18 Mature, no archive warnings apply -----> In a world where superhero IDs are still secret, Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers are both Captains America, and Bucky has had enough of SHIELD controlling their life since they woke up from a 70-year-old nap under the ice. So they do the only sensible thing to do and start auditioning to find the "third" Cap... which goes exactly as well as you'd imagine. Author’s tumblr: @cpt-winniethepooh
Carpe Noctem by GoldBlooded 68,169 words, 22/27 chapters as of 5.7.18 Explicit, creator chose not to use archive warnings -----> When the world’s power grid is shut down thanks to a terrorist organization, the world is plunged into an apocalyptic return to violent, domineering alphas and omegas who have to fear for their lives. Alpha!Bucky and Omega!Steve wind up on the run together hiding out in a bunker in the middle of nowhere, finding connection with each other in the midst of the world falling apart. Author’s tumblr: @duelingnebulas
How to Draw Fallen Angels by BetteNoire (WeAreWolves) 17,627 words, 4/? chapters as of 5.7.18 Explicit, no archive warnings apply -----> Steve Rogers, smol angry artist, helps out a guy having a panic attack in a museum café. No good deed, as they say, goes unpunished.
meet-cute at a camping lot au ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There was rustling from outside his tent. Steve had been on the very edge of sleep but then rustling had started up, and he was steadily getting more and more annoyed.
Someone was probably just rearranging something he told himself. It’ll stop soon.
Ten minutes later, and it had only gotten louder.
It wasn’t the sort of campsite that had a lot of wildlife visiting, even though it was technically “in the woods”. The real cabins tended to keep them away, the guide had told them, so it was safe enough to pitch tents. But, this rustling was awfully close to Steve’s tent, and when he’d crawled in for the night there hadn’t been a tent pitched on that side of him. So, he wasn’t entirely sure what else it could be.
Ever the dumbass, as Nat would call him, he crawled out of his sleeping bag, pulling his boots on before grabbing a torch and carefully unzipping his tent.
He shone the torch out first, then slowly climbed out, cool night air chilling his skin. He’s not sure what he expected, but the jagged remains of a tent isn’t it.
“uhh. Hello?” He said, mentally slapping himself for announcing his presence even though the torchlight was happily doing that for him.
“Shit” was the muffled response, and a human-shaped figure appeared from behind the broken spine of the tent. “Sorry, did I wake you? I didn’t mean to.”
The person’s voice was barely above a whisper, but Steve could hear him clearly, so he carefully edged around his own tent, ducking the guide wire as he did. “No, I was awake. Do you need a hand?” He shined his torch towards the man’s feet, then slowly up, so it didn’t blind the poor guy.
It did mean that the slow pan up revealed more about the guy than Steve probably should know about a stranger, like how well his jeans fitted and how good his arms looked with his sweater rolled up. He left the torch pointing somewhere to the left of the guy’s chest so he didn’t blind him, and when he responded, “Yeah, that’d be great”, Steve twisted the torch head, turning it into a mini lantern.
“Why don’t you have a lantern set up?” He asked, mildly amused more than anything as he walked around the tent, grabbed the other side of the canvas. With the guy holding one side, Steve could pull, let the rod snap into place, which he did before starting on the wall bracings. “Though I’m impressed you got this far without a light.”
“Didn’t want to bother anyone, I’m already showing up in the middle of the night,” the man replied. “I’m Bucky, by the way.”
“Steve, nice to meet you,” Steve replied on autopilot, and when Bucky snorted he realised what he’d said. “Or something like that,” he added, getting his side of the tent set up. He stood, started to unroll the guide wires attached to the tent canvas.
They worked in relative silence, and all too quickly the tent was set up. “I’ll leave you to it,” Steve said, standing and moving away from the tent pegs. He picked up his lantern-torch, lifted it a little as Bucky came over to him.
The light from the lantern cast the other man’s face into shadow, but Steve could see the smile on his face, smiled back. “Thank you,” Bucky said, sounding all-too sincere. “I probably wouldn’t have managed by myself. I was preparing myself to sleep in my car.”
“Glad I saved you from that fate,” Steve replied with a grin, before stepping back. “I’ll let you get some sleep.”
“Thanks again,” Bucky called after him as Steve picked his way to the front of his tent. With a last glance over his shoulder, he crawled in, diving back into his sleeping bag as soon as his boots were off.
When Steve woke up the next morning it all felt like a weird dream until he crawled out of his tent to see the tent pitched on his right. It was zipped up tight, silent, so Steve shook his head, skirting around it to get to the rusty campsite toilet.
He was on his way back, head turned to the side as he watched the edge of the forest, when he walked into something solid. Apologies were out of his mouth before he could even start to turn, but when he did he blinked, voice stalling in his throat. Then he blinked again, and in an attempt to play it cool, managed to get out, “oh, hi again.”
Bucky, because it had to be Bucky, tilted his head back a little to look at Steve, smile on his face. “You sure you’re awake?” Bucky asked, and Steve rubbed his face with a hand.
“Yeah, mostly, I was distracted,” he said in response, and Bucky snorts, looking amused.
“Do you think I could distract you some more and cook up something for you, as a thank you for helping me out last night?”
Steve blinked, but before he could protest, the you don’t have to on his tongue, Bucky added, “Plus it’ll be handy to get to know my neighbour,” with a warm smile, and Steve’s helpless to say anything but yes.
drabbles and things!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: Clint Barton Additional Tags: Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Canon Divergence - Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes and the 21st Century, Assassins & Hitmen, Bucky Barnes Remembers, Pragmatic Fake Millennial Hoe Bucky Barnes, Getting Together Summary: I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details.
For the fanfic meme: 3 & 24!
Yay! Thanks roh!
3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year
Ooooh, gosh. So apparently I only posted five fics this year? Six, if you count the one I just finished and plan to post today. Man, that’s... not a lot. Anyway. I’m going to go with a bit from the “cabin in the woods” universe:
Natasha chuckles. “Fair.”
“I don’t wanna,” Steve adds. He’s definitely whining, but he doesn’t care. He’s also definitely doing it on purpose. “I’m literally under a pile of dogs and cats right now, and I’m really comfortable and I don’t wanna.”
Natasha laughs again. “Are you really?”
“Yeah. It’s awesome. I have four kittens on my chest.” He pauses for a moment. “That is not a euphemism.”
“What would that even be a euphemism for?”
“Dunno, probably something really kinky.”
Natasha laughs again, a real laugh, and Steve feels proud down to his bones that she lets herself laugh for real with him. “Seriously though, I do need you.”
24. favorite fic you read this year
oh dear lord this question is the worst. i don’t really keep track very well of what i’ve read, so this is super difficult. um. ok, i went through my bookmarks for this year, and the fics that stood out among those are: Chase This Light by leveragehunters, and Summer Don’t Own Me No More by Nonymous, and From What Seemed Like a Ruin by rohkeutta. ;) so there’s a few faves.
