Adam*Is putting some aftershave, humming the tv show song you made him watch* I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the...
Thrud tackles Adam to the ground, as Goll takes out the lipstick and Reginleif starts putting mascara on him
Adam* AAAAAH! What's happening?!
F!Y/n*Holding his other arm looking at the camera as the twins capture the moment* BEAUTY IS HAPPENING!
Adam*Trying to break free*-Aaaah! No! Girls!
Static, Cut to Adam with makeup, Goll shows him a hand mirror
Adam*Looks at himself frowning,grabs the mirror but looks proud at the valkyries and you*...I'd be pretty mad at you girls if I didn't look so fantastic!
F!Y/n: Success! Take it to the streets, girls!
-Adam walking through the arena with his usual stoic face... Zeus, Odin, Shiva, looking at him... Adam looks back with an...almost pitiful look at them-
Humans and Gods with Preteen!Reader (12 years old) replying to Apollo’s “Without Ugly, Beauty wouldn’t exist” by either snarky/happily telling him “Thank you for your sacrifice!”
Who’s on the floor choking on their tears, gasping for breath because they’re about to die from laughing too hard/because of her comeback? (Hermes and Leodonis look like Proud Parents)
My sweet darling one, this request made me snort so hard I hurt my throat from laughing. You are a genius!!
-Apollo beamed at his reflection in his mirror, boasting to whoever would listen to him talk about his beautiful face or stunning hair, which was nobody willingly.
-He smirked, growing angry that nobody was paying him any attention in the meeting room you were all having tea and cakes in, relaxing and staying out of the heat, “Without ugly people, beauty wouldn’t exist!”
-Without missing a beat, not looking up as you were playing on your switch, curled up next to Kojiro, “Thank you for your sacrifice.”
-On their phones immediately, “Hello 911, someone was just slaughtered right in front of me.” stunned by your quick clap back but also impressed and fighting off their laughter.
-Adam, Shiva, Brunnhilde, Hermes, and Goll
-Can’t breathe, has collapsed to the ground, their face red, limbs twitching, death is fast approaching as they are unable to breath in from laughing so hard.
-Loki, Ares, Raiden, Zeus, Qin Shi Huang, and Buddha
-Stunned stiff, looking over at you with a stunned smile on their face, “Y/N!!” you looked up at them with a grin, “You’re laughing- I’m off the hook!!” he can’t be mad at you, not when you destroyed that cocky asshole so easily.
-Leonidas, Jack, Hercules, Hades, Poseidon, Thrud, Odin, Kojiro, and Nikola
-Trying hard to hide their smiles but losing the fight, eyes clenched closed as they tried to ignore those who are laughing, trying not to laugh himself.
-Thor, Beelzebub, and Lu Bu
-“The audacity!!!” absolutely frothing with seething rage, red faced and furious that everyone was laughing or trying not to smile or laugh.
Ares (Holding Zeus): Somebody pray for Father’s soul! (Panicking)
ED!Y/N (Recorded the whole event on video with the phone she ‘borrowed’ from Brunhilde): That was beautiful (Wipes the tear from her eye)
ED!Y/N inherited her mother’s legendary slap, like mother like daughter, you don’t fuck with Mama Eve, not the serpent and definitely not from the Chairman of the Gods, us humans won’t tolerate that bullSHIT-!!
