*Opens pantry*
*Doesn't see the one food I want and have eaten for the past 7 days every single day*
I guess I'll starve and die because there's NO FOOD in this house ever
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*Opens pantry*
*Doesn't see the one food I want and have eaten for the past 7 days every single day*
I guess I'll starve and die because there's NO FOOD in this house ever
my samefood keeps disappearing from the walmart website and not telling me what stores have it in stock, so i just have to drive around fruitlessly searching for the only thing i can eat, using all my daily spoons in an hour. i do not have the fucking energy for this
Sweet Vegetables
Perfect for: people with a sweet tooth
Top tip: cooking vegetables usually brings out their sweetness
(caramelized onions, cooked sweet potato, cooked beets, sweet corn, butternut squash, sugar snap peas)
conversation with my dad
Me: I've grown a dislike for granola bars over the years of eating way too many.
Dad: I don't understand that. I eat granola bars every single day.
Me: Well yeah, I probably got my autism from you.
Dad: ...
Dad: ...You have autism because I ate too many granola bars!?
My astrology app:
My autistic ass:
Nothing very whimsical or commentary just that I got a burrito today briefly walked in a big puddle in the rain at the cemetery then took a nap not long after I came home and that feels good for me and my calf as well ^-^
People like to get experimental sometimes, I get it. Just…leave my safe foods out of it. 🙏🏻😬
It’s that time of year again for some of us: big gatherings with high expectations around food, sensory issues getting in the way of enjoyment, and a higher than normal likelihood of unsupportive/judgmental family members who just don’t get it.
Ahh, the holidays.
Well I can’t do anything about your family dynamics, but I can send you good vibes and solidarity. May the amount of unwanted commentary be minimal, may your plate be big enough to keep your foods from touching, and may your preferred form of cranberries be present!
(Image description:
A 4 panel cartoon by Autball.
1: Half panel, with a close up of two figures facing each other, one purple, the other an aqua to light green gradient, indicating they are ND. Purple says, “Oh, I’m just so happy to have you home! I even made your favorite…” Aqua/green thinks, “Oh nice!”
Bottom half panel, same scene. Purple has a raised eyebrow and continues, “…with a little twist.” Aqua/green hangs head with closed eyes and thinks, “Oh dammit.”
2: Two figures (one purple, one aqua/light green) stand facing each other with a kitchen counter (white with dark gray countertop) between them. There is a baking dish on the counter. Aqua/green looks distressed and asks, “Why must you always mess with my safe foods?” Purple says, “Whaat?? You like bacon, and you like mac & cheese, so I figured you’d be okay with bacon mac & cheese!” Aqua/green replies, “That’s…not how any of this works.”
3: Same scene. Aqua/green says, “Okay. You like pickles, right?” Purple says, “Yes.” Aqua/green says, “And you like ice cream.” Purple replies, “Uh-huh.” Aqua/green asks, “So does that mean you would also like ice cream with relish in it?”
4: Same scene, except now Purple is removing the baking dish. Smiling, Purple says, “Okay, okay, I get it.. I suppose that means you’d rather I didn’t do the cranberries-in-the-sweet-potatoes experiment I was planning for tomorrow?” Aqua/green smiles and replies, “Please no.”)