an artisanal dumpster fire

call me z (they/them) welcome to my new tumblr blog, !! you might know me from, haha, well. let’s justr say. my fanficts

[jynzandjuice]

Good morning it’s another beautiful day to lose your car keys

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sillygoofydumbsilly]

I got one: everytime i ttake a shit in public restroomms, i scraem loud as fruck in the stalls

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[ros-sauce]

Not to be the world's youngest boomer but I hate that everything's trying to be touchscreens now

[ros-sauce]

Washing machines and stoves and all that ought to have dials. It's not right for them to not have dials. Put them back they can't breathe

[ros-sauce]

WAIT A SECOND YEAH. THIS IS PART OF THE PUSH TO MAKE TECH MORE INTIMIDATING AND LESS REPARABLE ISN'T IT. Tech CEOs when I get my hands on you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

they got fucking stoves with capacitive touch buttons now. right where the spilled pasta water goes.

[scrotewad-deactivated20221128]

idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!

[tnpl-home-deactivated20220822]

Obsessed with this tag

[shamebats]

[loo-nuh-tik]

The Rings of Power | 2.08

[moo1982]

I can't get over how he is panting while saying this. This is definitely dirty talk!

[jynzandjuice]

Tom Schwartz seems like he was really into his NeoPets as a kid

[jynzandjuice]

I don’t want a cigarette literally but I want a cigarette spiritually right now

[jynzandjuice]

Oh no I just smoked the weed that makes you feel kinda bad for Tom Sandoval

[jynzandjuice]

As it turns out that was just bad weed

[jynzandjuice]

Do you think Princess Diana would watch Vanderpump Rules if she was alive (affectionate)

[jynzandjuice]

Oh no I just smoked the weed that makes you feel kinda bad for Tom Sandoval

[pain-blob]

it bothers me that as far as i'm aware there hasn't actually been a proper organized boycott against harry potter and licensees of the brand and it's just been a bunch of people scolding each other on social media about it because there really should be

[witchstone]

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

[jynzandjuice]

2A FOR FINGER GUNS