Headcanon that rose X Svetlana and shane X Ilya use each other as beards but no one can figure out who’s dating who
Like it gets to the point that eventually they just show up as the ACTUAL couple they are and everyone is just like “yeah we’ll close enough may as well be this” to “oh sure” and “nice to see the pick and mix can change into even more combinations!”
Bc to straight people: Sveta X Shane (hockey obsessed) makes sense but also Shane X rose (canon and cute) and rose X Ilya could def be real (famous movie star X athlete is real both like to party too) and sveta X Ilya is true (childhoods friends def hooked up in the public eye)
So everyone is confused and these four can have double dates where the biggest dramas are “who the fuck is paying for who” and “who’s holding who’s hand” on Twitter
I don’t even think they bother to hide jt after like 3 months.
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