#sassy loki

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: What’s your poison?

Loki: Oh, emotionally unavailable men. [Tony glares] Let’s see, uh… I want something that suits my mood.

Tony: Ooh, I’m sorry, we’re all out of liquid evil.

[thehumming6ird]

#MatureAdults

[silvertongued-trickster]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝟏𝟎 𝐁𝐔𝐓…

@stripesofbrooklyn — "They're a ten but they chase after other Avengers..."

~ ❝ oh, jealous, are we? my sincerest apologies, captain rogers, I had no idea — would you rather I direct my attentions solely at you? if so, I'm afraid you're going to have to make more of an effort to capture it in the first place. ❞

[the-burden-of-your-arms]

Sigyn: What’s the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Loki: The AUDACITY.

[pochisometimesdraws]

Here u have him @worstloki​, Loki in pink pants, drinking orange juice in martini glass holding it wrong, bc gay

Wanna give me more requests? just ASK, really and for more info go here

[anonymousfiction211]

*You burried a dead body, but it has become a construction site*

Loki: So, what are you going to do now?

Y/N: Dig up the body tonight and move it, I guess

Loki: You know, a good place to hide a body is page 2 on Google!

Y/N: ....

Loki: Or in the terms&donditions

Y/N: ....

Loki: Did you bury him/her alive?

Y/N: Of course not!

Loki: Because that would have been a GRAVE mistake!

Y/N: Loki, dead jokes aren't funny right now!!

Loki: Unsless they're EXECUTED perfectly!

Y/N: I hate you...

Loki: No, you don't :D

[spicychocolate-15]

Lmaoooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

(Found it on pint)

[sunflowers-and-rosesao3]