Ok Ok I know this is short but just a small genshin sagau brainrot i got for you all
✎ Ok but imagine when reader gets teleported to genshin, everybody is awaiting for their arrival for a elegant being to walk into their cities. But instead reader is the most confused and awkward person you could lay your eyes on.
✎ Reader may of played the game but once there in it their beyond confused about everything in tevyat. Aether could be the first person to find them for example and he could be complimenting them on everything only for reader to stare at him with the most puzzled expression
✎ “Your Grace! You guided me to finding my sister Lumine you were with me throughout my entire journey. Please, let me guide you to Mondstadt its the least i could do” Even after Aether’s whole speech you still could stand there and say “what’s a lumine?”
✎ Imagine just a terrified reader running for their life away from their devoted followers scrambling to find a phone. “911 hello I need police theres a group of crazy cosplayers chasing me down I don’t know what they want from me and-” “Your Grace!” “They keep calling me your grace I don’t know just call the entire swat team or something like that or- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE WEAPONS SEND THE ENTIRE MILITARY HELP PLEASE”
✎ Reader could be hiding in a shack trying to catch their breathe in the middle of absolute nowhere they’re convinced their safe only for all the archons to completely tear the door down with the rest of your beloved acolyte behind them.
✎ “Never thought there would be a day I’m hiding in a shed from a group of some insane crazy cosplayers. I mean I’m just trying to get some good sleep and- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE DOOR. HOW DID THEY FIND ME WHAT SORT OF GOOGLE MAP ARE YOU GUYS USING???”
characters mentioned : zhongli, ei (raiden shogun), venti
warnings : religious connotations, violence, beheading, death.
“i have seen the way you worship them,” you start off slow, voice hoarse from being deprived of water for days on end. you could feel the grime between your fingernails; the wounds, cuts and bruises that littered your body; the sweat that rolled down your back and the piercing gazes from citizens.
the archons had been kind enough to allow you to have final words as they force you onto your knees; wrists and ankles bound with thick rope that dig into your skin, head hung low.
though, as soon as the bell atop the tower rings, your beheading was to be issued.
you hoped you could get under their skin a final time. to send a shiver down their spine. perhaps, a flashing thought of mercy. though, you realise, that may be pushing it. taking a deep breath to relax your nerves, you continued.
“how you answer their every beck and call.”
you hear the fake god ask for more jewels - bigger and shinier than the ones they already have.
you think for a moment that such a demand would be almost impossible, but the servants that surround them answer with no hesitation.
“how you would kiss the ground they stand on.”
“of course, your excellency.”
“the prayers you send.”
“o divine one, please heal my mommy from her sickness…” a child asks to the stone statue, on their knees with hands clasped. you watch and wonder if they’re aware of the hunt for your head.
weeks later, you learn that the child’s mother passed away.
“the gifts they receive.”
alters for the creator were littered in offerings. ranging from golden sewn clothing from only the wealthiest of the land, to wooden toys and paper origami children on the streets worked all week on.
“the praise.”
you could hear hymns and prayers from the cathedral, praising the fake’s name and all that they have done for teyvat.
how they created salvation, nurtured it to perfection.
you scoffed.
“the love.”
their ‘god’ was adorned in silks and heavy jewellery, not that you would actually want them, but, the thought of this person taking advantage of the pure belief and adoration these people had was disgusting.
they were surrounded by so much love, handled with such tender and gentle hands. but those same hands had thrown rocks at you, threatened you with their weapons and words.
tired of your rambling, zhongli’s fury is felt within the ground, his voice booming over the civilians’ rioting, “silence! you are nothing but a filthy-” you cut him off, lifting your head as much as you could to meet his glowing amber eyes.
“-you archons are always claiming how you’re their most devout followers, the only true worshippers,” rolling your eyes, you aired quotation marks with restricted hands. with how everyone in teyvat has treated you, it was only right that you deserved to make such a mockery of them and their stupidity.
“you!-”
“-that only you know everything about your benevolent and oh-so-merciful god,” you look straight at the imposter, a little coy, adding just a pinch more salt. it was almost unbelievable to you how ignorant and selfish the characters, ones that you once loved, acted. how they accused you of doing such a thing out of your control.
you chuckle in despair as you catch the raiden shogun and venti cover their god behind them, as if protecting them from you. as if you were the danger threatening their life. you, you, yOU, YOU-
…
…sigh…
inhale.
exhale.
inhale.
it had been a long time since you have accepted your fate. almost half a year of hiding. running. surviving. it was too much, you thought. the pain, the fatigue, the hate. all of it was all too much for you to bare for any longer.
“humour me, o loyal and faithful acolytes!-”
ding ! dong ! ding ! dong !
sending a cocky and manic smile to the civilians, your eyes meet the child’s whose mother had died months prior. they gripped the hand of who you assume to be their father.
you spat out one last retort as the blade descends down to meet your neck.
the archons had full view of the hopelessness and craze swirling in your eyes, the emotions burning brighter than the setting sun. the breeze that caresses your exposed skin tenderly, grew stronger and unforgiving as your tattered clothing danced along with its tune. your voice bellows with their song.
Ooh! Ooh! How would the sagau characters reacts to god!reader being so kind? Maybe someone was insulting them and their response was just a soft smile and a 'have a nice day'?
type of reader: gn!reader, god!reader, darling!reader
zhongli
okay, to first understand. zhongli is like probably the most devoted out of all of your acolytes! (ofc if you don’t want that slip a request and ill change that hehe ;) ) you’re a kind god and this just shows it! whether it be helping the lower beings citizens or just being nice to someone being rude to you (like what??) it makes him love you even more!! your kindness is inhuman! kinder then probably all the archons out there! this just probes that you are truly the most important god in teyvat. although… for the person who insulted you. yes your mercifulness and kindness to them is amazing, but their actions won’t go unpunished. whether you know or not they will be… dealt with. but of course! don’t let this break your kindness and happiness! just keep being you. <3
venti
venti, who is probably the most friendliest out of the archons, praises you every single time you are kind ! (every. single. second.) one day, you and venti are going out to pick flowers! there is this type of flower that you want to see in person. of course, venti agrees to go! you both are walking in the warm sunlight and you reach the place where you find the flowers! but someone bumps into you and starts… insulting you. just about he is to jump into the conversation. you stop him, i apologize for bumping into you, don’t mind us and have a good day! the person kinda looks at you weird and leaves. venti is.. starstruck! wow his god just was able to literally fight someone with kindness! he starts giving you compliments and how you are so kind and so beautiful! what a lovely day.
tartaglia
how dare he. HOW DARE HE INSULT YOU? what kind of low-life thing insults you! the second he is about to lunge into a fight. you pat his head. (yayyyy you just saved someone’s life) you’ve always been kind to people and received the kindness you deserved back! so why was this person just being out right rude to you when you did absolutely nothing wrong? “look i get you probably had a bad day, i hope your day becomes better!” the person looks at you, and the childe, and then leaves. just. like. that. screw the random person! how amazing was that! his god just basically fought someone with kindness! of course, that doesn’t mean he will let the person go, i mean, just because you had a bad day, doesn’t mean you have to bring it on someone else. of course he won’t deal with it, even though he would like to he can’t bear the thought of you getting upset.. so what does he do? gossip to every acolyte and have them deal with it! it’s really effective!
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You don’t know what kind of monster you just unleashed ( insert evil laugh )
Ok but how would our acolytes react to us apologizing for simply existing begging them to just end us and apologizing even for that and like believing that we should not be alive ( which isn’t true we are all amazing )
And to explain from where I got that idea basically from what I know about physiology (which is not much) when you listen to some things for a long time you begin to believe that and I just love the angst
type of reader: gn!reader, darling!reader, god!reader
zhongli
END YOU? he should be the one ended! he doesn’t deserve a single thing. no no no. why ?? it shatters him that you would think you deserve anything like that. no. take the spear. kill him. do anything but please please. don’t say that again. do anything you want. zhongli would be on his knees trying to make you feel better, key word “trying”. but here we are. it seems like. after that incident, nothing will be normal.
aether
aether was suppose to help people. he almost killed you. and now your begging for him to kill you? no way. he would try to do things that make you happy. validate you. apologizing to you 60 times a day. doing whatever you asked. he just couldn’t bear the thought of hurting you again. he’ll try anything to make you happy. even if it means getting rid of himself. his sister can wait. but you can’t. your the only person that matter right now. nothing else.
venti
venti would be outright sobbing. he’d offer you his favorite harp, his bow, even his life. how could you say that? your incredible, your perfection. he would be apologizing. 26/8 every single day. no matter what. it always gave him a horrible heartache when he thought about the time he hurt you. he always thinks about that. you are the divine one. it was his fault for mistaking you. your being a merciful god by letting him survive, if he was in this situation he’d kill them. so it’s only fair if you do that to him. lets pray you give him mercy. but… thats up to you.
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I’m sorry for not explaining better about that it was an request and what I meant
But my request was about haw would the acolytes react to us not really caring about our lives because we have the regeneration factor and for example our whole family has it to so in our home world we just kill each other in the family because we can’t die permanently and when we come back to live we don’t understand why the are apologizing because for us it’s just a game
Really sorry
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type of reader: gn!reader, darling!reader, god!reader
xiao
would this make xiao feel better? yes! but will he let his guard down? abso-fucking not. he basically stabbed you like 74 times. any normal person would be like "get the hell away from me." but your just like... nahh it's fine it's normal here. i mean, don't get me wrong, he is ecstatic that your safe and his apology was accepted. (although he still thinks that he shouldn't be accepted). it's just kinda weird that your family back there just kills each other. but you're a god! so it probably is normal. but now thinking back what about the archons? noo their just not as high as you are. sure they are immortal but you're immortal forever! for some reason i feel like this will make him even more clingy!
tartaglia
it probably makes him feel even more guilty honestly. like what if he didn't know you were a god? would he just kill you over and over again? in a non-stop loop of pain? he should've known. this was the god who lead him through the pains of the abyss, and here he was holding them at knife-point. i think after a bit (a lot) of reassurance he will understand that it is completely alright. (no he won't he just says that). but honestly after like maybeeee.. a year and a half. i think you guys would like fight together and spar (with you always winning of course!) you'll have a better relationship in all. childe will value your happiness over safety now so go anywhere you want!
kaeya
kaeya was always with you when you first came to teyvat and was with you throughout everything. since he is a spy for the abyss. so if he didn't know then that would just be absolute stupidity. it makes it easier on him and the burden would be less. he won't have to worry on you dying, so he will just worry on your comfort and happiness. he thinks everyone is stupid for not knowing who you are and should pay with their life. since they took one of yours. the thing that cuts it for him is that you don't really care about your life. throwing it around like it's some toy. so he probably would put some rules in to protect you! other then that, it's all sun for kaeya!
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hii before requesting I’d like to say I love your blog!! I have read some of your stuff before but I found your blog again and I’m in love with your writing, you’re very talented!!
My question is how would Childe, Thoma, and Diluc react to seeing their gods power for the first time?
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type of reader: gn!reader, darling!reader, god!reader
thoma
to begin, we first need to say what your powers are, say, you can heal and revive the dead! this includes non human things as well! lets say, you are on a walk and you see a dead fox. this fox was a pure albino fox, how sad… it looked quite young, maybe around 9-13 months old. poor baby. but of course! remember that you have godly powers?? you can just revive the fox! so with two hand you pick up the fox, although thoma with a questionable look on his face is probably wondering why are you picking up a dead fox?? suddenly, the fox slowly flutters it’s eyes open, and er. he screams. how lovely!! you are able to revive dead things. curiously he looks at the fox, touches, and kind of studies it. all you have a small smile on your face! what an incredible god.
diluc
lets set the scene. your in the tavern and diluc is making your favorite drink and hanging out for you. pretty normal day and both of you are chatting about things that happened in monstadt and how you would like your drink to be made. all of a sudden he spots a dead butterfly. it is purple and has a type of swirly pattern! with small black and white spots seemingly placed imperfectly perfect. he’s about to clean it up but then you stop him by place your hands on his. then your full attention directs to the butterfly. you pick it up, lightly blowing on the wings. wait- is it- is it alive?! you can revive dead animals?! he probably has a bunch of questions for you as well! of course he probably is a bit surprised but it wasn’t out of the blue that you could revive the dead. i mean you are THE god. but, i think we both know is that the first question is.. can you revive humans? and if you can. his father?
childe
for this lets say you heal him instead of reviving something because we need something new. i know healers but you can heal in an instant without cooldown! okay. after a long day of fighting monsters and doing commisions, childe is completely burnt-out! he has many injuries and loses his balance whenever he walks. what a burden. he feels upset that he can’t show you how strong he is, but instead he is showing how vulnerable his is. of course, all it takes is a little talk and he feels a little bit better. but i think we both know it’s time to heal childe. there is no way you will both make it to a nearby healer. so you ask him to open his mouth. and you shove a fork full of sweet madame (not reallyyy shoving butt you get the jist) after a couple bites of eating the sweet madame, childe is ready to fight again ( but of course you won’t let him) i feel like he isn’t surprised isn’t in the slightest since you are THE god of teyvat. i mean, why wouldn’t you be able to use godly powers?? unless. you were an imposter (cue the imposter au?) but he starts praising you, saying thank you and how you are magnificent! it makes him feel better since now he knows that you can heal yourself just incase your in any danger! (and as a plus you can feed him and spend time with him!!)
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I saw your "What if they saw a doll of them" what if the children saw the version if them and decided to play house out of it? W̶h̶a̶t̶ i̶f̶ A̶l̶b̶e̶d̶o̶ j̶o̶i̶n̶s̶ b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶of̶ K̶l̶e̶e̶, C̶h̶i̶l̶d̶e̶ j̶o̶̶in̶s̶ b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ o̶f̶ t̶e̶u̶c̶e̶r̶ a̶n̶d̶ m̶a̶n̶y̶ m̶o̶r̶- ᵃˡʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁱ'ˡˡ ˢᵗᵒᵖ, ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵒᵗʰᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ...
klee found the doll while snooping around per albedo’s request cleaning up for you! she saw it and took it to ask you if she could have it! sure it’s weird that she ACCIDENTALLY found your dolls that were hidden in your closet very high where most likely a child couldn’t reach, but it’s klee so let her take it and play with it! it started with one doll playing alone, but then qiqi came over to play! albedo was checking on you so he might’ve well checked on his sister. that’s how he found out and started playing with them after klee forced him to willingly. albedo also took this time to examine the dolls. perfectly made, excepted of such a lovely god like you.
teucer
teucer… he never really actually goes into the teapot. he “found” it from his brother. which he asked you if he could give it to teucer. you said yes, and he took you out to adventure! teucer and childe love playing house with klee and everyone else! it’s one of the only time tuecer gets to talk to others! i mean in a climate where it is colder than dragonspine i really don’t think you should be outside for long. teucer loves playing with the other kids and grown ups! so he writes letters to you telling about his day and how he is thankful you gave him a doll!!
sorry anon for the delay!! my draft box is acting up! ill have to report the glitch <33
