Xander would never get married but, on the 00000000.0001% chance, I think it would be hilarious if he got married, died, Alex comes and takes his place in the marriage only for him to bring Xander back later on. Like, how would that work? Is the person who he got married to, now be married to 2 men? Are they gonna argue about it? Would X flip a coin each day to see which Mercer gets the husband title of the day? (< that would be funny as fuck btw) Would Xander boast about how he got the wedding experience and not Alex? (yeah he would hes a dick) Many thoughts, mostly funny ones














