#should not exist

[howhow326]

I am tempted to write a salt fic where the si character beats up a bunch of ocs that bad mouth Alya

[tubbietommo]

What even is an F1 weekend without Seb? Sounds fake.

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

@20xbetterthanu @the-veirdo felt like yall should see this

[noodles-07]

Why the everloving fuck

[i-am-a-koi]

apparently jeff bezos has a 65 million dollar jet

for 65 million dollars that jet better be sentient and can read your mind as well have an on board pool and spa

because spending that much money on a jet is ridiculous

[sothisispoetry]

I propose we replace the word “billionaire” with the term “rat bastard” because the only way you become a billionaire is by being a rat bastard

[tirsynni]

Kitty Flea Allergy Update

Everything has been cleaned. Again. Final stuff is in the dryer on “sanitizer” mode. All of the cats have been given more flea stuff: Capstar. Flea stuff has been sprayed, carpets have been vacuumed. Chicken has been baked and ground turkey has been cooked so Demon Spawn can have some iron-rich snacks. Demon Spawn was also given some allergy medicine to help with the itching. It’s 3pm and I am ready for a nap.

Where is Demon Spawn? She is sulking behind the TV and glares at me whenever she sees me. Sigh. But you know what? SHE’S NOT SCRATCHING HERSELF. So hah! Victory!