#shxtpost

[lotussart]

they're very normal

[lets-be-real-dan]

If Dan and Phil can become canon, so can Natsu and Lucy!

That’s great, Katie :) *psyche nurse putting extra lithium into my pudding.*

[sillysockedinches]

I’m so sleepy vut sleepy thoughts so like I tried to rewatch the mandalorian and I don’t love it but I had the thought with his thing where he can’t take off his mask so that but like guard/knight x princess

So it’s some kind of form of devotion to the royal family that you can’t remove your helmet and you’ve never really seen the princess properly since you’ve become a guard/knight and you eventually climb up to her personal guard and she’s gotten closer to you and keeps trying to subtly flirt with you just for fun but she does start to fall for you when you’re allowed to talk to her more cute little moments where she reads to you because you can’t really read well through your helmet and breaking rules a little when she lays her head on your shoulder etc etc maybe there’s some moment where she undresses you but keeps your helmet on and yall do stuff 👀 and one day she calls you into her room and you kneel before her (obviously) and she talks about how she wants to court you and if she courts you she can remove your helmet because yk she’s part of the royal family and she takes off your helmet and like holds your face and you tear up a little because you haven’t removed your helmet in front of another person in years and she rubs your face looking down at you saying how handsome you look and eventually she asks you to kiss her n stuff 🤤 I dunno thoughts thoughts

usually not like super into knight stuff but that thought was cute :) fanfic writers feel free to take this idea

[relmint-draws]

Hello TigerKid community

[relmint]

OKAY, but when the pilgrims crossed the Flowing Sand River, their group was finally completed right?? Now, imagine Moksa was ordered by Guan Yin to leave the pilgrims alone in the dharma vessel for a few hours as a team-building exercise to see if they can figure out how to cross the river without his help SJKHASASHKLL The audio and inspo for this shxtpost is here!

[joellalalala]

I am currently trying to wait patiently for three things, which I will list in order of distance. 1 is the closest and 3 is the farthest.

The Owl House Abridged (season 2)

Kotlc book 10

sonic 4.

[dgknightblue]

OMG funny idea:

Someone ran into the room and locked the door, the other people in the room watch in confusion as they block the door.

“The gays are upon us.”, they say unaware of the others or forgetting the room has nothing but the gays.

They themself was also the gay.

Then the door gets busted open by the gays.

“The gays are here!”

They were slapped by a sticky hand (that toy in the shape of a hand and sticks to walls). They fall back into someone’s arms. They turn their head in fear.

“Join us for a milkshake.”

They bolt a wake with a sweat. Turning to look at their room in the dark. They fall back asleep only to be surround once more.

“I need to lay off the w33d.”

“What did you say?”

“Wait bro that’s not what I meant- dad- I’m sorry!”

They never smoked w33d again.

[pouripurin]

My 20 second garfield shxtpost got actual engagement , but this didnt so I'm putting this here instead 💀💀

(And the garfield shxtpost):