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The Sun Will Rise Just As Sure As The Sun Will Set
Fic idea/Prompt. Feel free to use (just credit me for the idea)
Fandom: Legend of Zelda (Linked Universe related).
Pairings: Ravio/Legend/Marin. Four/Shadow(Shade).
Prompt:
The entire Chain is exhausted. Campaigns in sets of time more often than not take upward to several weeks. At first, this was fine. It got everyone comfortable traveling together whereas before they traveled alone but now it was time consuming and wearing on everyone’s nerves. Especially Legend’s. The man had always been snippy, but as months dragged on, he became not just snippy, but openly hostile to even Hyrule. He kept quiet when it came to his home-life but everyone could tell he was on a timer for something. Only when it was finally his turn to return home for this time’s hunt did they see why.
Link had left Ravio alone and pregnant when he got sucked through a portal suddenly. 3 months to be exact. He had hoped this would be a short adventure, with so many heroes here, but it dragged on for 5 horrible months. There was hope, though. The portals seemed to drop them anywhere in time from years into their futures to months before their first portal opened. They even had one drop them a week before their Link was taken. So he had hope. Hope they’d get dropped into his time and it’d only be a month or maybe a week before he vanished. But his hope was gone when he got Irene’s boot vaulted at him and the entirety of Hyrule turned against him.
Shade was right. They shouldn't have decided to have a baby when the goddesses seemed to never leave him alone and now Ravio was paying the price.
Notes:
After the events of Hyrule Warriors
Ravio came home one day with adoption papers and no kid and absolutely wrecked emotionally.
Ravio and Marin besties b/c they liked too shit on Link despite how much they love him.
Mask gets adopted by Ravio and Marin even though he only knew them for one month.
Ravio goes to war 3 weeks pregnant lmao.
Warrior's is horrified when he finds out.
Chat i’ve figured out how too do MPreg in a way thats realistic.
Trans Ravio/Sky/Hyrule/Hilda
Bunny Man Link.
Ravio acts like a bunny man but isn't.
Ravio’s version of the curse is unknown.
Baby is named after Marin. She’s half bunny and grows up too be a huge daddy’s girl (Link).
Dad Legend. Its chaotic but wholesome for some reason.
Autism Twilight.
Twilight loves kids canon.
Wind is part of the Ravio and Marin family, even if its unofficial.
Legend finds out Time is his adopted son.
Time makes the decision to be an asshole and eat a joke-shroom and turn into a kid.
Actively c*ck-blocking Mask (he’s just clingy is all)
Wind and Time sibling interactions (both as adult and child).
Its been 5 months since Legend left (3+5=8).
Ravio’s been under constant threat of assassinations and its wearing on him bad.
He’s nearly had a miscarried cuz of it.
Political drama
Bastard to the King Link
Bastard to the King but still considered a contender for the throne if he hadn't gotten yoinked as a baby Ravio.
Fable and Legend Sibling chaos.
Due to Ravio’s legal title as Prince, should something happen too Fable before she has kids, baby Marin would be next in line.
Mask gets Prince status due to Lorulian royalty law.
If something happens too Hilda, Ravio would be next in line.
Nobels do not like this.
Legend gets 4 weeks too be a dad before they leave again.
Mask gets a baby sister for a week.
Wind thinks of them as Uncles.
Twilight is generally just being a good boy as a Wolf and helps calm Ravio down despite the active and constant threat that is Bunny Man.
Actively monstrous bunny man. Its a problem.
Protective bunny man.
He killed a person. Or two. Or five.
Irene and Seres the Midwives.
Poly relationship featuring Hilda, Zelda, Irene, and Seres.
After ALBW Seres was upset at being unable to defend herself at all, despite being a sage and nearly an adult, and went deep into training her mind and body. She currently is known as the Templar Sage.
Legend doesn't know this.
Seres wields a giant long-sword and can currently best Legend in a Fight of strength.
Butch women yay!
Ravio lives with Irene and Granny due to constant threats.
Legend comes home to an absolutely destroyed and pillaged house.
R’s 8 months pregnant.
Ravio’s hugs tell what mental state he’s in.
Lower hug: He’s feeling safe and assured. In a good mental space and willing to take charge when needed.
Upper hug: Weary, unsure, concerned, anxious, depressed. He’s not in a very good mental space and wants to be held and cared for. Avoids people generally, but still able to interact with them, specially when it comes to his interests and money. May wear his hood.
Cower: Scared, depressed, paranoid, possible self-harm. Bad mental space. Feels threatened and may want to run. Frequent self-blame/hatred. He’ll actively seek out Link and make himself as small as possible. He avoids people other than who he really trusts. Constantly wears hood.
Stand-by: ????. Very bad. Frequently lies in a way you can't tell. Refusal to physical touch is the only warning. It's unknown what will happen if this prolongs. It’s only happened once but Shade knocked him out before it continued. He was scared.
Legend only being a hugger with Ravio and, on occasion, Zelda.
Legend doesn't do physical touch generally. He’s a giver (a stingy one but still one).
Thanks to Legend, Mask, Wind, and Twilight’s presence, Ravio calms down and is able to safely deliver his daughter when the time comes.
Sky shows off his carpentry and whittling skills. Everyone helps clean up the house and put it back in order.
Four and Shade reunite and its angsty and sweet but Shade is more concerned about Ravio.
Ravio, Shade, Hilda sibling interactions.
Chat its really just a sibling fic.
Joke-shrooms also known as Children’s Dream-shrooms in lorule.
The shrooms take the person’s child-self and bring it to the future but the child remembers it as a realistic dream. Only works on those older than 16.
Ravio is NOT ok with Legend leaving again.
Time acting like a grumpy teen when he's normal but only around Legend when he's acting like his dad.
Time knows he's a grown ass man but enjoys the attention of his legally adoptive father. Its something he misses dearly so he's up for just messing around and doing as told.
Its very confusing to everyone but Wind and Twilight.
Wild pops up as Tears after everyone leaves that time period b/c i totally forgot about him.
Marin pops up or smth idk. I want Ravio and Marin interactions.
So, I was thinking about a moderately amusing interaction I had had with my younger sister a few years ago that I thought I should share:
So, at the time, we shared a job and I casually walked to her while she was talking to a co-worker. I told her there was an upcoming movie I was excited for. I told her I would tell her two things: the name of the movie, which was going to have a title that she was going to think was completely ridiculous and that she would have no interest in; followed by an explanation about what the film was, at which point she would also be extremely excited to go see this movie with me.
"Alright."
I say "Glass Onion."
She informs me, yes, it's a completely stupid title. Why on earth would she be interested in this movie with a ridiculous name?
"It's the sequel to Knives Out."
She just stares at me. "I hate you." Because, yes, I do know you that well Tiny Person.
So I was working on homework today with my sister in my room. The homework was a paper and I was using Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer and there was a section about when she went off to school and she was told by a man (who I’m assuming was white) that her way of viewing nature and wanting to know why asters and goldenrod look good together (or something along those lines) was not science and I just was so triggered by that. But it lead to this interaction
Me; fuck white people
My sister: …doing stuff on her phone
Me; what no response to my fuck white people?
My sister: white people have done a lot of shit 🤷🏻♀️
