miko: we’re going to practice “things to never say to someone who just came out” let’s begin
starscream: i’m gayer
miko: it’s not a competition
optimus: hi gay, i’m dad
miko: this one might actually be acceptable. a classic
soundwave: this has been so obvious since i started stalking you
miko: don’t imply their closeted sexual identity was apparent to anyone who peered through their bedroom window with binoculars every night
arcee: are you queerbaiting me?
miko: popculture taught you the wrong definition of that word
wheeljack: you still owe me $45
miko: they do, just give them a minute
dreadwing: how do you know?
miko: they got a letter from the Department of Gayness, just like everyone else
cliffjumper: so what’s next for Mr. New Gay Man?
miko: give Mr. New Gay Man a chance to think!
smokescreen: oh! like ellen!
miko: comparing a friend or acquaintance to ellen degeneres at their moment of weakness is about the cruelest thing you could do
knock out: in that outfit?
miko: not everyone has a great a fashion sense as you
ratchet: i knew the second you told me you were gay
miko: as this might be true, there’s no need to repeat it
fowler: would you like to say that again for our campaigns diversity initiative?
miko: come on. at least wait a week before that
silas: our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name-
miko: please don’t
airachnid: i was planning on coming out in this very moment and you just stole my thunder
miko: just wait a few days and come out another time
