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Some additions of Marik’s childish side :)))) genuinely he is so baby, like yesss he’s playing toys and he’s scared of the dark :)))
awwww poor little baby scared of the dark. playing nice with his dolls. (ignore the part where he lived in an actual literal tomb his whole life up until now) (and how the last doll he played with down there ended up)
Billy: Broski, I’ve been meaning to ask something. So listen, yeah?
Spencer (playing video game): Yeah, what’s up?
Billy: You’ve been dating me for, like, two years now, right? And you said you’re sexually attracted to me, right?
Spencer: Ye...ah? And?
Billy: Aaand—you are aware I’m dead. So… does that mean you’ve got a necrophilia kink?
Spencer: *blinks* I’m fucking a ghost, Billy. Not a corpse.
Billy: But you’re into zombies too!
Spencer: *long blink* ...You had a point.
But no.
Worst. Pun. Ever.
Character C: And why did you stay up so late last night?
Character A, innocently, casually: I was doing a piece of work
Character B – who has been called “piece of work” by Character C more than once – walks in
Character C: *mortifying realisation followed by bitchface supreme*
Hello!! How are you? I’m writing a story with a character who got her shoulder dislocated and they gave her morphine for the pain. Morphine can make you really really loopy and silly (yes this will be a crack fic). May I please have some dialogue prompts that don’t really make much sense? Like, “Yo, the turtle is flying…” And if you have time, could you maybe do a few dialogue prompts on the friends’ reactions? Be as silly as you want with this, have fun! (Love this blog btw, keep it up! 💗)
Hi, I'm doing alright, hope you have a lovely weekend :)
A disclocated shoulder... ouch. I have never seen anyone under the influence of morphine. I imagine it to be more sleepy than silly, but like I said I actually have no idea. So I try to write you some fun dialogue :)
Silly dialogue under the influence
"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major... so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."
"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."
"Let's go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."
"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."
"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."
*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*
*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*
Hope you have fun with them!
- Jana
Apparently Diluc’s skin is gonna be called “Red Dead of Night” and I could only think how Kaeya and Venti would react to that
Kaeya: Diluc that’s... *containing laughter* That sounds so edgy
Diluc: *embarrassed* Shut up...
Venti: I mean, those clothes... *containing laughter too* Are you going to a costume party or something?
Kaeya: Pfff
Diluc: THAT’S IT, GET OUT
And no one had a drink that night.
Wanted to show what Ronny’s suit would look like under the sweater… (might redesign it? Probably. Definitely)
I love Spidey / Deadpool banter, so my universe’s Chevron and Wade would know each other, and occasionally work together. (He’s not in this sketch but STILL)
Here’s the dialogue I had in my head for it:
R: “Wade, give me back my sweater!”
W: “But pretty spidey princess-“
R: “Don’t call me that jerk- come on you’re going to stretch it out!”
1: “*Is she saying we’re built?*”
2: “-No, stupid she’s saying we’re fat. She’s calling you a fat *ss. Let’s rip the sweater- -“
W: She’s not calling us fat, are you Ronny?”
R: “No, I just want my f*cking sweater back!!”
2: “- Cuz she’s the one with the fat *ss-“
W: “Don’t be rude! Ronny has a perfectly fine *ss”
[Chevron webs Wade’s legs, kicks him to the ground, and roughly yanks her sweater off of his person as if he is nothing more than an unruly toddler, flips him off and swings away]
R: “Get your own sweater assh*le!!!”
1: “*She does have a nice butt.”
2: “-She does.-“
W: “Definitely does… efficient with her webs, too.”
1&2: “Hot.”
Peter 2: So if we theoretically have sex it would be masturbation because we are the same person?
Peter 3: Wtf.
Peter 1: Doctor Strange said no.
Peter 3: Do you actually asked him about this?
Peter 1: No, but an evil version of him came to this universe, they had sex and he said it didn’t felt like masturbation.
Peter 2:
Peter 3:
Peter 1: I’m guessing it was because of the tentacles..
Peter 2 & Peter 3: o__o
Hans is receiving the Disney award of best secret plan of any Disney characters...
Mickey Mouse : and the winner is....prince Hans of the southern isles for his plan to be king of Arendelle !!!!!
People : « applause »
Hans : « emotional crying in a comic way holding the award »
Hans : ommmmg i can believe it !
Hans :first I would like to thanks my dad for being an horrible human being and...
Hans : my brothers too to have make my life living hell !!!
Hans : mom to have never done anything about all of this.
Hans : my sister in law to have show me depression is not the end of the world you can still accomplish things !
Hans : elsa and Anna to be stupid !
Hans : but most importantly the one and only men responsable of all of this Lars...bro I could have never done any of this if it wasn’t for you to send me in Arendelle and mention me the heir princess !
People : « genuine applause »
Lars : « turn red embarass now everyone now he is the source of everything »
Hans : thanks you Lars !!!! « Emotional »
Hans : Oh yeah and I would like to NOT thanks Elsa power to have prevent me multiple times to achieve my plans!!!!
