#original dialogue

[shyjusticewarrior]

Shane: Everyone say something nice about each other.

Ilya: Hayden, you have wonderful children- is hard to believe they are even related to you.

Hayden: Ilya, you have great taste in men- which I can't say about Shane.

[patroclus-keeper]

“𝒯𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒, 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓈 𝒹𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒿𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓊𝓅 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝒾𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒸𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓃 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝓉𝒶𝓅𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈?”

[weightedcloak]

Elphaba: where’s fiyero

Matheus: why would I know?

Elphaba: you eat with this man, sleep with this man, go to class with this man, will probably die with this man, and piss with this man—though that is more of a reflection on your collective lack of understanding for personal space—and you want to ask why I think you would know where he is?

Matheus: …

Matheus: I don’t actually like your tone

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she’s not exaggerating about them pissing together 💀

[justalittlelogophile]

Ṣ̸̂̕u̷̖̓̓c̶̥̱̈h̶̳̥͆͌ ̶̠̙̈͝r̶̬͓͐͒a̸̠͂p̵̱̱̑p̴̣̓ō̷̢͎ŕ̸̼t̴̤͑̾ ̵̨̆̋ẉ̷̉a̶̯͔͒ś̷̖ ̷̡̏ĉ̵̞̲̆ọ̷͊͌n̷̡͆s̷̳̽c̴̬̠̏̈́í̸̡̛̗o̸͖̤̅̍ú̴͎̈́s̷͙̲̏͠l̵͇̣̈́̾ỵ̵̼́̚ ̴̙͝ć̸̫͓u̸̡͂r̶͉̆͂a̸̼̔t̶̬̾e̶͔̹͋̂d̸̥͍̒ ̴̘̫̅a̶̬̺͑̊ņ̴̏d̸̢̮̔ ̵̪͓̈́̎ĕ̴̹̖v̷̠͆͝è̵͉̜̂n̵̞͐ t̷̪͉͐̕ḣ̸͖̖̏e̸̥̿n̸̤̑̉͜ ̴̳̙́n̵̤̹͋̑o̵̬̕t̷͉͌̈ ̶̢̣̿d̴̨̓͆e̸̯͙̾́m̶̻͝a̵͕̚͝n̵̨̤̊d̵̯̖́̂ḛ̸̝̚͝d̴̰̃͜ ̵̥͖̍̏no̵̘͋ͅr̴̬̗̀ ̸͔͍̊ē̴͉͝x̴͗̉ͅṕ̸̲͎ě̴̙ċ̴̣͊t̴͔͈̍ȩ̸̥̈́̀d̸̺̙͆̿.̴̙̹̒ ̵̙͈̽̄ ̷̬̮̀̄I̸̦͊ ̸͎̑d̷̨͘ó̶̜̜͗ ̵̠͖̅̅ǹ̸̘̒ọ̸̣̇͘t̶̻̃̊ ̷̻̽t̸̢͍͐̋o̴͕̲͆̇l̵̮͘e̶̟̪̓r̵̞̃͗â̸̢t̶͓̞̀e̷͔̊͗ ̵͖̀̑r̸̝͍͆̆i̸̱̊d̸̼̯̂̏ǐ̷̝n̴̠̏̔ǵ̵̘ ̵̲̺͗ỏ̴̝n̷̠͕̊́ ̴̞̕t̶̥̹̽h̸͐ͅȅ̵̡̝ ̷̡̰̂̂ć̵̝͈ủ̸̡̥ŕ̶̳̫t̶̯̰̄̈å̸͜i̶̡̺͊l̸͕̅́ͅs̸̳̯̊ ̶̡́͝o̶̦͋͂f̴̖̻͌ i̸͔͉̍͊n̶̝͊̅t̸̙̝͘e̶̘͌͒r̸̨̛̝̿ṕ̷̭͋e̶͎̼͂ȓ̴̬̆s̸̲̊̌ő̴̙̕n̷̢̈͝a̶͎̋l̵͚̑͆ë̸͈f̷̛͍͚̀f̸̱̺͑o̵͚͚͋̏rt̶́

[writemeagoodprompt]

"You cannot be serious right now."

"I'm as serious as can be."

"You suggested such a stupid idea I cannot believe this—"

[worksandmusings]

Tell me as Icarus died did he die with the fear of failing or with the joy of getting so close? Oh, the burning need to satisfy one's pride.

[omnibused]

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[solarianvoidthearoace]

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Character C: And why did you stay up so late last night?

Character A, innocently, casually: I was doing a piece of work

Character B – who has been called “piece of work” by Character C more than once – walks in

Character C: *mortifying realisation followed by bitchface supreme*