#sir rex

[he4d-banger]

Cale: I don't like cats

Also Cale:

[wallie28]

Everytime I think about Sir Rex's situation I lose it. Just try putting yourself in his shoes.

You're about to get revenge from the vile monsters responsible for your friend and family suffering. Putting your life on the line, you attempted to murder the Vice Tower master after years of spying and infiltrating the knight order but failed miserably.

As you're caught in a dead end, this stranger who isn't even from your continent, a representative of a foreign allied country who received a medal of honor from the crown prince of your empire -you had one conversation with- recognize you in your cat form-that you kept hidden-, saved and healed you.

He easily guesses your whole plan and acknowledge your franckly terribly sad and traumatizing backstory. He somehow is aware of the alchemy tower wrongdoings and much more and is going to help you. He has spies and allies working for him in the country he supposedly only visited twice.

When you're finally healed he looks you dead in the eye and says you're gonna be emperor... after exposing his plans of overthrowing the power in place, destroying the alchemy tower, making the sun churches saint and saintess-supposed dead by the way-forge a new church. He gives you books on how to be a ruler and manage an empire.

And all you have to do while THINGS are happening is read books in that room and make an appearance at the very end.

Why is he doing all this? He says he want a partnership for his kingdom which will also benefit you in the future.

And while you're still tripping and reviewing your life's purpose you meet his two cats- actually children from the same tribe as you -which you weren't really aware of- who explains to you what being a fog cat is and the litteral basics of living while calling you a fucking weakling and their lil bro/servant.

[phantom-thiefx]

Tcf incorrect quotes part 2=

Cale: Just trust me guys! When have i ever done anything deceiving?

Eruhaben: Ho? All. the. time.

Ron: We keep a list, young master.

Raon: Weak human, I alphabetized it too.

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White Star: Well? Arent you a rag tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and gold hearts? Oh let me guess: you are out to save the world!

Mary: A fair assessment.

On: More or less i guess...

Hong: That sounds awesome! Lets do that!

Raon: Yes! Weak human is a hero and i am a hero too!

Eruhaben: I am new here but i am open to the concept.

Choi Han: I thought that's what we were doing though?

Cale: *Horrified to the point he is speechless*

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Cheapskate: I am very small.

Cheapskate: I have no money either.

Cheapskate: So you can imagine the kind of stress i am under.

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Alberu: Hello?

Cale: Its Cale Henituse.

Alberu: *sighs* What did that crazy bastard do this time?

Cale: *confused* No, It's me, Cale. It's actually me hyung.

Alberu: *sighs harder* What kind of bullshit did you pull this time?

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Sky eating water: We have got ways of making people talk.

*proceeds to cut slices of cake*

Glutton: Can i have some?

Sky eating water: Cake is for the talkers only.

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Cale: You are right.

Alberu: Thats an... unusual phrase. Did you just learn it?

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No one:

Absolutely no one at all:

Cale: Feeds every traumatized individual he comes across and treats them like an equal and then wonders why they like him.

Also Cale: But I am trash??

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Sir Rex: Are you supposed to be here?

Cale: Define “supposed to be.”

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Sir Rex: How do you sleep at night?

Adin: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Freesia: Did they follow you?

Rex: No, I said I threw them. I would never come to the headquarters of our illegal rebel operation dragging a bunch of soldiers.

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Sir Rex: We want the truth!

Prince Adin: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Prince Adin: Silence!

Sir Rex: Justice!