jesper: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million kruge?
kaz: i'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free
jesper, tearing up: i'm your best friend?
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jesper: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million kruge?
kaz: i'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free
jesper, tearing up: i'm your best friend?
Kaz: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Inej: >:O language
Wylan: yeah watch your fucking language
Jepser: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WYLAN THE FUCK WORD?
Nina: 'the fuck word'.
Matthias: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Jepser: oh my God they censored it
Nina: say fuck, Matthias
Jesper: do it, Matthias. Say fuck.
Jesper: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Wylan: Wh-
Nina: oh, not again
Jesper: THIS IS A SCANDAL!
Matthias: What is all the noise?
Jesper: *struggling to flip a table*
Inej: Jesper, it had to be done
Jesper: BUT WHY INEJ? WHY???
Kaz: ...we should've let him get electrocuted
*thunder rumbles*
Wylan: oh- he's not allowed to take his guns?
Jesper: *sobs*
Wylan: You killed her!
Inej: Actually I believe she died of natural causes
Body on the floor, knife sticking out of the neck:
Wylan: ???
Inej: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
Kaz, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she had survived
Inej: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Jesper: Oh, no, it's okay!
Wylan: Well maybe you shouldn't have used your one phone call to prank call the cops
*Kaz walks out hiding photos*
Nina: whatcha got there Kaz
Jesper: is it a picture of you staring at inej because you do that a lot tbh
Nina: is it you smiling, are you embarrassed
Kaz: not that you need to know but its plans for the bank and its surroundings
*Kaz leaves*
*later*
Kaz: you want to know what's actually in those photos?
Kaz: *showing jesper photos of kaz baking with flour in his hair*
Jesper: *in awe* why are you showing me these
Kaz: because no one... will ever believe you
Jesper: you absolute monster
inej: what is going on?
jesper: we’re trying to get ready for the fi…ght [whispering] I couldn’t think of another word
nina: idiot.
nina: he meant we were figh— ting. it *is* hard to think of another word.
jesper: i heard kuwei say "are you sure this'll work?" and wylan reply "trust me." and i've never evacuated a building so fast in my entire life