Dennis getting home and seeing Trinity's having a bad day. Makeup done for date night but wearing sweats. She got stood up. He had a long day too and he can only nod a greeting when he passes. She's watching her reality show when she hears his Bluetooth connect to their speaker.
/__•>>) Finally, anyways, Hi! I'm Necromancer Snom, long story short I fell through a random portal thing with my trainer and ended up in a fantasy world
/__~>>) then my trainer became an adventurer and died, so I decided to learn Necromancy to revive him, but by the time I was fully able to do Necromancy his corpse was just bones,
/__•>>) so I revived his skeleton and used a ritual to summon his soul so that it'd still be "him" he didn't have any problems with being summoned from the afterlife because due to the fact it wasn't our worlds afterlife none of our family was there so he was lonely, but he did ask me to also revive some friends he made so I found their also skeletal corpses and revived their bodies and summoned their souls.
/__~>>) then some random guy gave me this phone and told me to make a Tumblr post, also my trainer is the one typing this cause I can't type for shit.
Red: heya, Lento and Presto right? Yeah theres alot of Sans’s here. It’s kinda annoying sometimes. But we make it work, don’t worry we wont bombard you with two many Sans’s will leave it at three max.
Blue: mwehehehe! Hello Lento and Presto! ive heard good things about you two! Hmm? Like what oh um-
Classic: heya im sans, sans the skeleton.
Blue: Sans you cut me off!!
Classic: yeah we have alot of fun around here, tellin jokes, teasing eachother-
Blue: AND NOW YOUR IGNORING ME!?
Papyrus: OUT OF THE WAY. I HEARD THERES A COOL NEW PAPYRUS IN TOWN!!
Blue: this is ridiculous! *storms off*
Classic and Red at the same time: and thats you?
Papyrus: what no!! Thats Presto! Obviously! We cannot let him get bombarded by so many Sans’s! So a Papyrus had to come even the playing field! And keep you three in line! Hello Presto I love your style!
Stretch: hey.
Edge: thats it? Your just gonna say hey? Nothing else? Not “hello fellow Sans’s and Papyrus’s it is I the immaculate incredible Papyrus?”
Stetch: yeah. Cause you just said it for me.
Edge: OMG. Well. Anyways. It’s very nice to meet all of you yes. This is an ask blog for Sans’s and Papyrus’s idk why it only says “please ask the Sans’s”. We’re here too. I’ll have to talk to the creator of this blog and get that fixed! It was an oversight!
Classic staring at his phone nervously: oops.
(Creator here, Looks like the skeletons are excited to see you! I had fun with this one hope you had fun too! As for how many Sans’s whomever i feel comfortable writing i guess lol same with Papyrus’s)