#smash au

[arc-misadventures2]

A Smugglers Price

Jaune: Okay... explain to me why we're charting passage on a smugglers ship?

Ren: Okay we need to get to the Batorokin Asteroid Belt to get to the Cyngar Waypoint station.

Jaune: Because, the last lead we got for our bounty said they were in Cyngar Waypoint station.

Ren: Correct.

Jaune: And, what is the reason behind us not taking our ship, and instead charting a ship with a smuggler because?

Ren: Well, we have an Atlassian Corsair for a ship, and while it is a highly modified ship. It is still an Atlassian Corsair, and smugglers, and pirates alike hate Atlassians.

Jaune: So we need a smuggler to get us into Cyngar Waypoint Station?

Ren: Yes.

Jaune: Okay, that makes sense.

Ren: That, and I wrecked the ship...

Jaune: They say don't drink, and drive.

Ren: I was in an empty space. I thought I would be fine!

Jaune: 'Empty space?!' Wearing a blindfold while flying a ship doesn't count as empty space!

Ren: I'm sorry...

Jaune: Haa... Come on... Let's get this mission done, or else we'll never get our ship back.

Ren: Okay... Let's go see this smuggler captain to get passage. She said she rented a room on this deck, Room A-71.

Jaune: A-71? Hmm... Okay... That's, A-50... and there's, A-51 so we're on the right track. Any idea who this smuggler captain is?

Ren: No, not really. I just went through an information broker, and she told us about this captain. The captain has a pretty good rep with her, she won't mind too much that we're bounty hunters licensed by the Atlassian Commonwealth.

Jaune: Can we trust this information broker?

Ren: I went through our usual information broker, Lil' Miss Malachite.

Jaune: Oh, Lil' Miss? Yeah we can trust her, she's been good to us.

Ren: That's mostly because you've been nice to her daughters...

Jaune: Oh, I'm sorry I showed a couple of ladies a good time, which indirectly put us in the good graces of one of the underworld doms! 

Ren: I'm not upset about it... Okay I'm not that upset about it, it's just weird how many women you've slept with that inevitably ends up helping us with something?!

Jaune: You would be able to do the same if you grew a pair, and slept with Nora already...

Ren: What was that?

Jaune: A-71! We're here!

Ren: No, what did you just say?

Jaune: Okay, let's do this...

(Beep!)

: Enter.

Jaune: Hello, are you the smuggler captain we've come to hire?

: Are you the pair of Atlassian Bounty Hunters?

Ren: We're bounty hunters licensed by the Atlassian Commonwealth. We're not actually Atlassians.

: Meh. Same difference.

Ren: No it's...?!

Jaune: No. No it is.

Ren: No it's not...

Jaune: Now then; My name is, Jaune Arc, and this is my friend, and partner, Lie Ren.

Ren: Hi.

: Hello there, Jaune Arc the human~! And, Lie Ren the... Elvian?

Ren: Yes.

: My name is Nebula Violette. Captain of the Empress' Song. I'll take you to Cyngar Waypoint Station, and I'll even take your prisoner back for you.

Nebula: If you're willing to pay the price for it, human~!

JR: ...

Ren: I'll meet you back at out room.

Jaune: What, why?

Ren: You're a human, Jaune every species in the galaxy knows of your species sexual prowess. So do what you usually do, and show the lady a good time.

Jaune: Hey, that's a racist stereotype, and you know it!

Ren: Do you want to smash the lady, or not?

Jaune: ...

Ren: Well...?

Jaune: I'll see you in our room later...

Ren: Okay bye.

(Click)

Jaune: Okay then. Let's discuss our price~!

Nebula: Let's begin then~!

~~~

Jaune: Hey, Ren. I'm back.

Ren: So, how did it go?

Jaune: Well... first off. She was genially talking about the price, the money we'd have to pay for her ship, and crew. Not about paying for things... that way...

Ren: Seriously? She wasn't trying to seduce you?

Jaune: No, not at all. She's am, Iosanian, speaking in sultry tones is just how their species speak when conducting business as a form of intimidation.

Ren: So she wasn't trying to seduce you?

Jaune: No, but I explained that to her that when a human does that, it's a form of seduction. Which I explained to her after I... seduced her...

Ren: Talk about a clash of cultures...

Jaune: Yeah... Good news: I managed to get the price to hire them at a lower cost though, because I slept with her.

Ren: That's good to hear...

Jaune: And, after this mission she wants to join our crew as my mistress...

Ren: M-Mistress? 

Jaune: Yeah, Iosanian women submit to a superior male by becoming their mistress.

Ren: ...

Ren: How the fuck do you do this shit?!

Jaune: I don't know?!

[suni-seaflower]

i brought back fantasy stuff so i can show how at least half of them are pasta away in a bad ending im going back to my hole now

[smashbrosantcuaryoffical]

Old artstyle on the right, new on the left. Which do you prefer?

Anyways here's some more expanded lore info on Mario in my Smash AU, Smash Sanctuary (name to change very soon) 'cause I realize I never did an extended bios on the Smash 64 cast.

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Bio 1: Mario

Age: 24 (Born 2000)

Occupation: Plumber/Doctor

Hails from: Brooklyn, New York (America)

Character notes: Mario is an everyman in Smash. So here he's also a common man. Plumber. And occasional doctor. And the first resident of the Smash Castle because he applied for residency first.

He thinks it makes him special. It doesn't, at all, but Master Hand likes stroking his ego for free plumbing. And that's basically Mario. He's not a bad guy, he's just a bit too proud of himself.

I went with the Brooklyn backstory 'cause thats always been the better one. He grew up orphaned from age 10, which is where some of his attitude comes from, he's very pratical-minded. Well, usually. Know him well enough, and he'll passionatley start defending the later seasons of Regular Show or insisting Carti became trash after self-titled with the passion only an early Gen Z internet native can have.

And I'll admit I stole a lot of these ideas from my friend @ballmaster999. So go follow him as compensation lol.

[hjazysol]

Felt like doing some more digital stuff today so I chose to do @hopeaterart 's Devil Gene design of Yuuki Mishima who from my understanding is a version of the Persona 5 character of the same name coming from the Tekken series', Mishima bloodline as Jin Kazama's son in @incorrectsmashbrosquotes smash au universe... ...Which would make Kazuya a grandpappy... An evil grandpappy

[same-name-supremacy]

Fox dies brutally by the hands of Falco while Daisy watches

[boscosdevil]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: RuPaul's Drag Race RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gigi Goode/Nicky Doll, Nicky Doll/Gigi Goode Characters: Gigi Goode, Nicky Doll, Jimmy Collins Additional Tags: Theatre AU, alternative universe, New York City, Smash AU, Devils Wears Prada AU, RuPaul's Drag Race - Freeform, Drag Race Season 12, More characteres as we meet them, AU Summary:

Gigi moved from LA to New York in hopes of pursuing her modelling career, but sometimes you have to take any job you can just to make a living. So she gets a job in a broadway theatre with hopes that she'll get her foot in the door some how, until her job takes a drastic turn when she meets her new, soon to be boss. Will Gigi succumb to the powers that be or surprise not just herself when she meets said person.

[shrimpiikino-deactivated8903]

Remember that Kirby the corgi gif..?

Mmmmm..made another one..I actually like doing these..owo, This time it’s

P I T T H E S A B L E S H E L T I E

Art/Animation/Design belongs to me

Frames - 13

FPS- 17

[goldenworldsabound]

AH I drew this like 3 months ago but THIS IS SMASH BROS OUTFITS FOR YAKUZA!SI plus her icon! The top alts are f/os and the bottom alts are SIs (plus bonus ace colors) :)

Hope y’all like them! I put a lot of work into this ;w; I’d like to put the moves and stuff out too sometime

tagging @plucky-belmondo as her Smash stuff inspired me!!! (and continues to inspire me)