#snappy comeback

[evilhorse]

I’m Batman. People try to kill me all the time.

(Batman Volume 4 #7)

[imkeepinit]

I actually use this when anybody on Facebook tells me that the government invented Covid-19 to create a new world order.

[vote-for-tenten]

"Tentennnnnnnn..." Don't mind the wine goddess, she's just lonely and missing the bun haired girl. And maybe intoxicated. "I misssssss youuuuuu."

“Okay, I’ll pay you no mind then.“

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Dark Pit: Duck hunt dog is being so unhygienic, pissing on the walls. He can stand up, why doesn't he just use a urinal?

Pit: Urinals are basically glorified walls with a bowl.

Viridi: Walls are nature's urinals.

Dark Pit: You two are nature's urinals.

[i-am-a-fish]

would you date a shark

Would you date Donald Trump?

[lobstronomousskeleton]

Help! My Brother’s Lady (his wife but ugh) is baby hungry even after having two kids and them already being strapped for cash and my brother working 7 days a week every week to help support them (and she just got a job) and she keeps projecting her baby want on to me. 

Even though I’ve been very vocal about my not wanting children ever. 

 I need good, snappy comebacks for when she says bullshit like “oh, well, your biological clock hasn’t started ticking yet. “ I have a few but she gets me so mad I don’s always use them. SO. Help. Me. Shut. This. Girl Up!

[evilhorse]

Don’t you know falcons can fly?

[evilhorse]

A very snappy comeback!