#snow bugs

[mcytshipsandmore]

Bees like colorful flowers

I headcanon Tango as a bee hybrid

Scott's skin is very bright and colorful

Snowbugs <3

THIS IS SO XUTE WHATTTT -⭐️

[snaky1ello]

Snowbugs or flower ranchers you pick

Here’s them (snowbugs) smooching, this could be taken as a mini comic or just a couple doodles of the kissing that are slightly different in each pic lol.

[mintitack]

'Cause Every Time We Touch I Get This Feeling (9,476 words)

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP & 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek, Jimmy Solidarity/TangoTek, Martyn Littlewood InThe Little Wood/Scott Major | Smajor1995 Jimmy Solidarity/Scott Major | Smajor1995, Jimmy | Solidarity/Scott Major Smajor1995/ Tangotek, Jimmy | Solidarity/Martyn Littlewood I InTheLittleWood/Scott Major | Smajor1995/TangoTek & Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood/Rendog (barely)

Characters: Scott Major | Smajor1995, Jimmy Solidarity, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Martyn Littlewood | In The Little Wood, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), & impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF) (briefly)

Additional Tags:

Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Blaze Hybrid TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Blazeborn TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Netherborn TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Avian Jimmy | Solidarity, (but actually), Shapeshifter Jimmy Solidarity, Listener Jimmy | Solidarity, Listener Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood, Shapeshifter Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood, Siren Scott Major | Smajor1995, Starborne Scott Major | Smajor1995, Agender TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Bigender Martyn Littlewood |InTheLittleWood, Martyn Littlewood |InTheLittlelWood Uses He/She Pronouns, TangoTek Uses He/It Pronouns, Touch-Starved, & Implied Sexual Content

Summary:

"Jimmy was so affectionate, his love language clearly had much to do with physical touch. Which was something Tango didn't understand. He couldn't grasp that someone would let themselves touch another's skin and love it enough to do it all the time. Despite blazeborn and netherbom in general being a close, tight-knit species, Tango just wasn't raived like that. Other blazebons would hug and cuddle with their friends and family with ease, but not Tango. His family just wasn't close like that, they didn't give love and affection so easily or without good reason. Sure, it hurt when Tango was a little kid to see others get what he couldn't.

Tango got used to it over the years"

Or, A glimpse into just how touch-starved Tango is and how his boyfriends Jimmy, Scott and Martyn (And his good friend Ren) deal with and help him with the issue and his feelings about affection and love (Ft. Tango being a complete and total boyfail with his feelings and with vulnerability and lots and lots of fluff)

[bellofball]

Several incorrect facts about Isopods (pill bugs) (just the land ones)

Isopods - the only truly apolitical animal

Fact 1: isopods are a type of very small bug (I am only talking about the little land isopods in this listing, water isopods are very bad and far too large). An average isopod is about the size of a medium-sized pill bug. To put that into perspective, an average-sized Pill bug is slightly smaller than a slightly above-average-sized slater.

Fact 2: Very little is known about the isopod aside from the fact that, on account of their small brains, isopods are incredibly stupid. And they are very stupid. Their small brains should not be brushed aside and leave the isopods extremely limited, particularly in fields like number theory and basic arithmetic. Isopods are not very good at theoretical physics.

Fact 3: No Isopod has ever had potential. Anyone who underestimates an Isopod is right to do so. They are the underdogs for a reason. Under no circumstances should an Isopod be recruited to a wild card baseball team under the assumption that it was being unfairly dismissed by other coaches who assumed it would be bad at baseball because of its very small brain. The other coaches are right, the Isopod is not an undiscovered talent or a flower waiting to bloom. Nor will an Isopod player be just the pick-me-up your grassroots team, who may not have the best equipment but has real heart, needs. Even if the Isopod does well in trials, its Isopod father will almost certainly miss the big game, demoralising the Isopod and ruining everything you worked so hard to build. Best to avoid Isopod players entirely. 

Fact 4: The Isopod goes by many names that vary from region to region… I will not list them here.

Fact 5: are there any interesting facts about the Isopod? No not really. Although after the recent reclassification of Platapus, Octopi and Ducks as Echidnas, the Isopod is now the only known mammal that lays eggs. Aside from that the Isopod is of really little relevance, however, the mega nerds over at Big Science like to argue about it anyway. 

Fact 6: There is an ongoing debate in the scientific community as to whether an Isopod is a Millipede with dwarfism or the lower half of a Centipede. This is very stupid as the Isopod is very clearly a once athletic crab who got into miniature war gaming and lost all of its muscle mass as a result.

Fact 7: Earlier I said there are no interesting facts about the Isopod, I lied, I am not sorry and I will do it again.

Fact 8: Many people, particularly the chronically annoying, like to make the claim that everything is political. Much like me, these people are liars. Isopods have nothing to do with politics, this is because their hands are too small to vote. Instead of admitting to this weakness, isopods pretend to be better than everyone else by never having any opinion on anything ever.

Fact 9: Alone in the animal kingdom, the Isopod is entirely unconcerned with the affairs of man and general politics. Even the Isopod’s closest living relative, the Heyna, got into crypto for a bit, which is sort of like politics for the incredibly stupid. The closest any Isopod has ever come to being political was when one of them once referred to the general public as “the great unwashed” but it only said that beacsause it was copying a character from a TV show it liked. 

Yes, the Isopod is entirely Apolitical, or is that just what THEY want you to think? 

Fact 10: Isopods have been known to be avid enjoyers of books and literary media, They crawl all over any book they can get their hands on and literally devour it. They of course claim to enjoy all books, but will avoid the ones that get “too political”. But what is “too political” for the Isopod palate? Isopods have been noted devouring media like Hunger Games or Harry Potter which get pretty political at certain points but the same Isopods have refused to chow down on works like Angie Thomas’ THUG. Why is that? 

Fact 11: And why did the Isopods specifically avoid eating the November 2021 issue of Son of Kal-E, when they had been noted as enjoying all previous issues. Surely if the Isopods were truly against all politics they would avoid Superman in general, not just the comics with his gay son. 

Fact 12: What's with this pattern? The answer is obvious. The Isopods only have a problem with politics, or see something as political when it deviates from the political norm, or at least what they see as the political norm. Minorities are no more inherently political than majorities but the isopod simply can’t see that. And instead of confronting their own biases, the isopod hides behind a shield of false centrism, using the idea that they are apolitical to deflect any legitimate criticism of their prejudices or beliefs. The Isopods are just as political as the rest of the world, they’re just jerks about it.

Fact 13: Everything really is political. I owe the radical left an apology.

Fact 14: every fact in this listing, including this one, has been a lie.

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ユキムシ

雪虫は、昆虫の一種で、主に秋に発生する小さな虫です。体長は数ミリから1センチ程度で、白い綿毛に覆われているのが特徴です。雪虫は、秋に大量発生し、空中をふわふわと舞いながら飛ぶ姿が、雪が舞い散るように見えることからその名が付きました。雪虫は、口器が退化しており、成虫は口から何も食べず、幼虫時代に蓄えた栄養で生きます。雪虫は、その姿から秋の風物詩として知られ、地域によっては「トドノネオオワタムシ」とも呼ばれ、人々に親しまれています。しかし、大量発生時には、車や建物に付着して汚れることもあり、地域によっては悩みの種にもなっています。

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