Because I'm ME!! (4,565 words)
Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cat Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune)
Characters: Small Mike (Deltarune), Cat Mike (Deltarune). Cowboy Hat Mike (Deltarune), & Ramb (Deltarune)
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Love Confessions, Badly Written Love Confessions, (author is aroaceflux so don't blame them if this sucks), Autistic Small Mike (Deltarune), Autistic Cat Mike (Deltarune), Autistic Cowboy Hat Mike (Deltarune), (above are headcanons but influence some of the behaviours in the fic), Unreliable Narrator, (its battat dont believe a word he says bc he lies to himself and others a lot), Small Mike Uses He/Xe/It Pronouns, Cat Mike Uses They/She/He/Meow Pronouns, Cowboy Hat Mikes Uses They/Them Pronouns, Ramb Uses He/They Pronouns, Fuck AI You Can Prey the Emdash Out of my Cold Dead Hands, (new tag bc i overuse a lot of things that ai also uses in its "fics" so i just wanted to make it clear), & No AI Was Used to Make this Fic
"(We like you...)" Pluey started.
Battat cautiously said, "Yeah...? I would hope so, we've been friends for ages..."
"(Oh, for Angel's sake...)"
"No, Batts... She means that we like youse, romantically." Jongler corrected.
"No, no, I heard you. I just... What?"
"(We like you, have a crush on you. It's okay if you don't like us like that, but we had to tell you directly, since you weren't picking up on the hints we've been dropping. We decided to just be direct and honest because it seemed like you weren't noticing our advances...)"
"Wait what? H-Hints...?!"
"(Wow, Ramb was right about you being oblivious...)"
"Hey! That's not— Okay, okay, whatever... I'm putting that aside for the time being... And anyways, I thought you two were together?" Battat said, before he incredulously snapped, "If I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying that you two... like me of all people?!"
"(We are, but... we also like you... And Battat... don't be like that. If you don't feel—)"
"Look, I'm sorry. It's just— I just don't get it! I'm not... I mean, I'm me?!"