#somebody write this

[inthedarknessofnight]

did somebody say concert photographer Steve Harrington and rockstar Eddie Munson?!?! where he’s desperately trying to focus on performing but there is literally the most gorgeous man walking right under his stage?!?! and he keeps getting DISTRACTED?!?! and Steve doesn’t notice until he has to go through the photos later and edit them and he realizes Eddie’s looking straight into the lens in every. single. one. coincidence??? i think not!!!

(plz someone write this, all of my brain cells are in my dissertation rn and i cannot 😭 but Steddie brainrot is forever)

[holyraconteur]

You know what would be funny?

A hilarious fanfic where a Spider Hater dies and is reborn as the eldest Sully daughter, with all the features of an airbrushed AI-generated Na'vi oc with lip filter, thick eyelashes, etc.

On cue, the hater makes it her mission to dunk on Spider at any given opportunity, living out her hate boner fantasies to put the white boy in his place and make sure he never has a peaceful day, even when he's minding his own business. It gets so bad that her siblings are genuinely disgusted by her behavior, and even Neytiri is deeply unsettled by the lengths to which her eldest will go to harass and harm the boy. Jake, being Jake, shoves his head in the sand and tries to ignore it...until he can't, when Spider wakes up one morning to his tormentor standing over his bed trying to cut off his hair with her knife.

Oh, and the hater also has an obsession with Quaritch and has delusions of teaming up with him, romancing him, and forging peace between the Na'vi and the RDA with the power of love. Jake and Neytiri find out about her plan and, well, it gets ugly.

[marlynnofmany]

A friend of mine had this idea, and I’d love to see it in an urban fantasy: magic is real and it stays secret because it looks like bad CGI. The fakest thing ever.

People who witness magic in person can always have their minds clouded, as they have been for most of human history, but all this newfangled technology has to be handled a different way. A video camera records exactly what it sees.

So, what it sees is … something that looks laughably fake. For any time period. The various secret magicians of the world make a point to keep their spells up to date with the current mundane trends — some of them even have running contests for who can make the most fake-looking spell.

I imagine they have a great time doing it. I sure would.

[affixjoy]

Fic prompt: Spones starts to bond without realizing and McCoy can read Spock’s expressions better than anybody because of it, but thinks Spock has just become a lot more obvious at expressing himself. He keeps telling Spock his expressions are giving him away and everyone else including Jim is like ???????

[whoa-axel-chill]

Charlie is appointed the uncle of Neil and Todd's daughters and when one of them started getting bullied he secretly taught her how to punch somebody to the point of breaking their nose. It works and Neil is furious at Charlie, and maybe secretly a little proud of his girl for pulling that off, but mostly mad at Charlie. He calls Charlie and Charlie thinks it's so fucking funny and is openly proud of his niece because he was half joking and didn't expect her to actually try it, let alone for it to work. Todd talks to his daughter about how violence isn't the answer and she says something like "uncle Charlie said it's okay if they're being a dick" and they eventually come to an agreement to only fight back and not to start fights and then Charlie gives her $20.

[gunmetal-ring]

Okay but what if at the exact moment Vecna dies Wayne is laying flowers on Eddie's grave and he hears a muffled screaming and scratching and Wayne digs him up and Eddie immediately bolts to Chrissys grave and she's alive too

[novahreign]

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[spritely-elf]

also nagini deserves more screen time bc hello albanian witch turned snake then took by voldy could make a bomb ass story