#source: incorrect-clexa

[avengexminds]

Tony: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Tony: *rips paper away to reveal ‘Peter’ above dying*

Peter, nodding: Myself.

Tony: nO!!

[incorrectharmione]

Hermione: I know a hundred different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I am a badass, a warrior and a fighter. And I-.

Harry: *smiles*

Hermione: -am soft.

[incorrect-memori]

Murphy: Emori talks in her sleep sometimes, it’s adorable

Emori, alseep: Fight me... motherfucker... square up bitch... I think the fuck not...

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Steve: I wanna make you scream.

Danny: You’re taking me to a scary movie?

Steve: [chokes] Y-yeah, sure. That’s what I had in mind.

[miciangels]

Wen Qing: You’re late.

Nie Mingjue: I love you.

Wen Qing: You’re forgiven

[the-necessary-unnecessary]

Kim: I'm your captain and from now on you will refer to me as such.

The whole entire rest of the one-braincelled team: Okay, such.

[sishtastories]

Grayson: WHO ATE MY FRIES?!?! I WILL FUCKING KI-

You: I did…

Grayson: -kiss you and ask you if you want more. You haven’t been eating enough babe.

[incorrectmlpships]

[1 minute before October 1st]

Rarity: *sleeping like a well-adjusted adult who has work the next morning*

[12 AM on the dot, October 1st]

Pinkie: *pushes open the door*

Pinkie: *at the top of her lungs* THIS IS NIGHTMARE NIGHT!!!

Rarity: *shrieks, almost falls out of bed*

Pinkie: *belly flops onto bed, muffled singing*

Rarity: WHY the hell are we married again...?