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Snape: ARE YOU-

McGonagall: Fucking.

Snape: -KIDDING ME?

Flitwick: ... What was that?

McGonagall: Albus banned Severus from swearing, so I've volunteered to help him out.

Allison: You have to react when people cry.

Diego: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Charlie: Uh, should I be concerned?

Alastor, dragging a bloody body bag into the hotel: Nope!

Charlie: Remember these three words: don't argue.

Larry: But that's two words

Charlie: You're starting already

Dante: What's up, loser.

Dante: Sorry, my autocorrect was on. I meant 'brother'.

Cisco: This is a verbal conversation.

Alan: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Charlie: *sighing* Because they have tiny arms-

Larry, from another room: Because they're all dead.

Skulduggery: Well, I don’t exactly have proof, but I know what I heard. Serpine’s up to something. He has the means and he has a motive.

Meritorious: A motive? What is it?

Skulduggery: It’s the reason someone might be compelled to break the law or engage in dubious activity, but that’s not important right now.

Nat: If the multi-verse theory is true, then there is a universe where it isn't.

Laura: The multi-verse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations.

Cat: Except in the universe where it does.

Mel: I’m having an aneurism.

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