Everything is Numb3rs

I love this show. The fandom is small and mostly deceased. I intend to hopefully bring a smile to fans faces with some high quality shenanigans. Enjoy (neither of the images are mine) (Askbox and Submissions are open!!!)

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Charlie: You know what really gets my goat?

Larry: El Chupacabra?

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Don: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Charlie: What did you do?

Don: Nobody died.

Charlie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Don: Hey, guys, thanks for staying late. Sorry.

Colby: That's cool, I could use the overtime.

Megan: We don't get overtime, Granger.

Colby: Yeah, I know, and it's a shame, 'cause I could really use it.

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Charlie: Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?

Don: *crouches down*

Charlie: ...

Charlie: I hate you.

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Robin: Pretty girl.

Don: Yes. She's a very nice type.

Robin: You got types?

Don: Only you, darling - lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.

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hope you enjoy the submissions. feel free to retype them so they're in the proper format

Thank you so much for your submissions! I've been running really low on quotes lately, so the submissions are greatly appreciated :)

They're good stuff, too! Made me laugh!

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Don: Charlie, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody's else's?

Charlie: They're mine.

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Colby: I'm full of wit. 

David: Rhymes with wit.

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Don: You want to know what I feel? I feel anger.

Dr. Bradford: What's underneath the anger?

Don: More anger.

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Robin: [answering Don's call] Please tell me you're not dead.

Don: Please tell me you find men with abdominal scars attractive.

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[Don trying to help little kid Charlie with his English]

Charlie: *trying to say "who"* Hwah?

Don: No.

Charlie: Hwah?!

Don: What does that say Charlie?

Charlie: HWAH?!

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hi! just want to say that I so appreciate that this blog exists. also, I'd love to see some don/robin, or just any robin in general :)

Oh thank you, you're so sweet! And you are absolutely right, I have neglected Robin! I'll try and include her in future quotes, thank you for bringing it to my attention :)

Also sorry for the lack of activity lately, the quote well has been running dry. A quick reminder submissions are always open!

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Larry, to Megan: You go get him baby I got your flower.

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Larry: Yeah! That's my girlfriend!

Megan: I'm your wife.

Larry: My wife! Even better!

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Don and Charlie: *fighting at the breakfast table*

Alan: Can I get a waffle?

Alan: Can I please get a waffle?

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Charlie: Remember these three words: don't argue.

Larry: But that's two words

Charlie: You're starting already

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Charlie: Truth or Dare

Don: Truth

Charlie: How many hours have you slept this week?

Don: Dare

Charlie: Go to sleep

Don: I don't like this game