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[paladudesquotes]

Shiro: Repeat after me: We are not doing anything stupid.

Everyone *deadpan*: We are not doing anything stupid.

Lance *stage whispers*: We're doing something later though right?

Pidge *stage whispers*: Oh definitely.

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Star: (Game show announcer voice) Who's Marcos best friend?!

Tom: It's me!

Kelly: It's me!

Janna: It's me.

Ponyhead: It's probably not me.

[mydearburkhart]

Jackie: Steven, I need a date to prom.

Hyde: Alright, I'm your man.

Jackie: And you have to shave.

Hyde: I'm kinda your man.

Jackie: And wear a tux.

Hyde: I'm a man.

Jackie: And dance with me.

Hyde: You need another man.

Kelso: I can go with you Ja-

Hyde: No, I'm her man. Let's go, Doll.

[scottishoctopus]

Maccus [watching the news]: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Davy Jones [covered in ink]: Well maybe the squid was being an asshole.

[thebeeswon-butatwhatcost]

Yang: Weiss, I have some good news and some bad news.

Weiss: What's the good news?

Yang: I'll never do it again.

[merrymerpy]

Riza: WE agreed to keep it a secret.

[hey-haven]

Misa: Can you pass the salt?

Light: I think you mean sodium chloride.

Misa: No, I want salt

Light: That’s what I said, sodium chloride

L, takes the salt shaker from Light: This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents & potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit!

[splat-dragon-correct-fandoms]

I’m fucking nothing.

Arthur